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Penn State Ear Plugs

Chip Bok | 7.27.2012 7:00 AM

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invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Shouldn’t someone be lighting those cigarettes in their ears?
db 13 years ago

The Lasch building is nowhere near Beaver Stadium. Is Bok suggesting they install public showers near the stadium?
Pound. Head. On. Desk. 13 years ago

JoPa and the President both wore her panties? Gotta love college girls!
db 13 years ago

These kids and their fashion these days. Everyone knows the lipstick goes on below the white stick-on Hitler mustache.
Ted S. 13 years ago

I thought it was funny. But then, I visit reason with only cached images set to load, so all I saw was an empty white rectangle.
1. $park? 13 years ago
  
  Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Whiterun Guard 13 years ago

Where are the pinball machines?
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  they’re reserved for the deaf dumb and blind kids, not Chatty Cathys like this woman with weird cleavage
  1. db 13 years ago
    
    That is a monoboob, and now you have othered a cartoon character.
  2. some guy 13 years ago
    
    The recent performance by Im Dong-Hyun lends new credibility to claims made in Pinball Wizard.
$park? 13 years ago

What? No “Batman” massacre? Because that would have been funny.
1. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
  
  The Bok Knight Rises
  1. LTC(ret) John 13 years ago
    
    Great, thanks for that. People are looking over here, wondering if I am OK, as I groaned quite audibly.
    1. Restoras 13 years ago
      
      LTC, we had a lively back and forth yesterday regarding how US military forces would break in the highly unlikely event of a totalitarian government being established here and the resulting insurrection/revolution.
      
      Any insights? I presume from your handle that you might have some.
      
      http://reason.com/blog/2012/07…..t#comments
Libertymike 13 years ago

Bruce Wayne is working feverishly to uncover the truth in order to restore JoPa’s legacy.
heller 13 years ago

Wow, Bok. I didn’t think you could your stuff could get more inane, but somehow you did it.
Jeff 13 years ago

wat.
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

Is there anything that doesn’t turn a Secret Service agent on?
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

I don’t know how they can see or hear the tour guide with those things on. This doesn’t make any sense.
1. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
  
  Ain’t got no distractions
  Can’t hear no buzzers and bells
  Don’t see no lights are flashin’
  Plays by sense of smell
  1. some guy 13 years ago
    
    Always gets the replay
    Never see Him fall
2. Whiterun Guard 13 years ago
  
  Ain’t got no distractions
  Can’t hear no buzzers and bells
  Don’t see no lights are flashin’
  Plays by sense of smell
  1. db 13 years ago
    
    Do you just keep humming that one stanza over and over? I hate it when that happens.
3. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
  
  They don’t want to ruin the surprise.
  
  “What surprise?” you ask.
  
  A intimate one-on-one meeting with the team’s defensive coordinator! In the showers! Just like the players!
  
  Fuck it, just get in the rape-box honkys.
db 13 years ago

I am a little grossed out by the idea of wearing someone else’s earplugs.
Quetzalcoatl 13 years ago

I don’t really get the dig at Obama… it’s like they felt like it should be there, but it doesn’t make any sense in the context.
1. Ska 13 years ago
  
  Maybe she (Bok) means the president of Penn State.
  1. mr simple 13 years ago
    
    So you just read through all these comments and thought they were made in earnest? Or have you just taken it to the next level? If so, bravo.
    1. db 13 years ago
      
      Hey, I don’t know about you, but I made those comments in Earnest. Hell, he even suggested some of them.
      1. Loki 13 years ago
        
        “Know what I mean, Vern?”
        
        Bucky 13 years ago
        
        R.I.P. Earnest…
        can you imagine him aggravating St. Pete at the gate?
$park? 13 years ago

You know what would have given this “cartoon” some small glimmer of humor? If there was a white haired gentleman holding a young boy’s hand while walking towards the shower room in the background.
Tim 13 years ago

Hilarious.
sarcasmic 13 years ago

Shouldn’t they be wearing masks over their mouths?

Hear, see, speak..?

Also, not enough labels.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  and what labels has used are wrong. Everyone knows the showers have been renamed the Jerry Sandusky Memorial Rape Sauna
  1. Bucky 13 years ago
    
    and route 322 has been renamed…
    1. db 13 years ago
      
      The Hershey Highway?
Loki 13 years ago

So they’re all wearing the magic shades from They Live?

“Put on the glasses!”
TigDooo 13 years ago

This makes a whole lot of sene dude.

http://www.Anon-Webs.tk
Bobarian 13 years ago

OK so going across, I recognize Hillary, Rahm, Barry, Joe, and Janet… but who is the tall blond? Did Bok forget what Michelle looks like?

Also – Next weeks FF:

Change ‘Joe Pa’ to ‘Joe Bi’ and draw WH in background.
1. Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago
  
  The tall blonde is either Kathleen Sebelius or Jenny McCarthy.
Jim 13 years ago

I don’t recall seeing President Obama wearing those sunglasses.
mr lizard 13 years ago

I have had so much fun calling penn state supporters knee-toucher. After so many rules meant to protect the children I say screw the children and screw penn state.
1. anon 13 years ago
  
  Too late, already done.
Concerned Citizen 13 years ago

An extreme leftist friend, who graduated from Penn State and is of Italian descent, thinks the NCAA punishment was too harsh. I replied “maybe the NCAA views their bylaws as a living document.”
Ralph Wylie 13 years ago

News Flash-
*Name change: PENN State will now be called PED State.
*Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno named ‘Men of the Year’ by Nambla.
*Michael ‘Big Gulp’ Bloomberg to ask for outlaw of all showers at athletic facilities.
*Obama signs Executive Order to silence critics of his past gay bathhouse membership.
sweeterjan 13 years ago

eason correspondent Kennedy sat down with Lukianoff at FreedomFest to discuss the book, his work at FIRE, and what students can do to fight back. http://www.ceinturesenfr.com/

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