Friday Funnies

Clueless

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Why is Cos standing outside E.G. Marshall’s window?

[Longtorso]

You Turkish Satan, brother and comrade of the damned devil and secretary to Lucifer himself! What the hell kind of knight are you? The devil [shits] and you and your army swallow [it]. You aren’t fit to have the sons of Christians under you; we aren’t afraid of your army, and we’ll fight you on land and sea. You Babylonian busboy, Macedonian mechanic, Jerusalem beer brewer, Alexandrian goat skinner, swineherd of Upper and Lower Egypt, Armenian pig, Tatar goat, Kamenets hangman, Podolian thief, grandson of the Evil Serpent himself, and buffoon of all the world and the netherworld, fool of our God, swine’s snout, mare’s [asshole], butcher’s dog, unbaptized brow, may the devil steam your ass! That’s how the Cossacks answer you, you nasty glob of spit! You’re unfit to rule true Christians. We don’t know the date because we don’t have a calendar, the moon is in the sky, and the year is in a book, and the day is the same with us as with you, so go kiss our [butt]!

[WWNGD?]

Wow! You sure told him.

[Troy muy grande boner]

You forgot Steve Smith’s Play Toy.

[jacob the barbarian]

I wonder if Romney will use Longtorso’s monologue as his opening statement at the first debate?

[NeonCat]

More people should read Cracked.com. One learns the most interesting things there.

[invisible furry hand]

Yay! Friday Funnies returns! And it’s… not as bad as usual. But the premise is wrong – not only is there no contradiction with a socialist being clueless, it’s actually a pre-requisite

[Longtorso]

Today’s real FF, from Dilbert

[Suthenboy]

Typical slander of Libertarianism. Most people’s estimation of Libertarianism is based on the premise that Libertarians are hedonists who long to indulge in activities that are immoral and currently illegal.

Myself, and all of the ones I know simply wish to be left alone; no dope usage or desire to use any, monogamous, hard working, respectful of others etc. .

[invisible furry hand]

But I’m a libertarian only for the sex, drugs, and right to be disrespectful of others. Are you calling me an outlier?

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

I’m callin’ you over for dinner, some reefer, hookers and blow. Then we’ll go shoot machine guns in the back yard.

Five-ish good for you?

[invisible furry hand]

Five? I’ll need to speed and run a few red lights to get there by then, so hell yeah

[LTC John]

ifh and AET – thanks for that exchange – I needed a smile and laugh this morning.

[jacob the barbarian]

what he said

[PS]

I read Scott’s blog and he is sort of a libertarian himself. He still seems to have a lot of liberal angst to shed buy he’s *evolving*. Also, he’s pretty sharp so I don’t think he’s trying to slander libertarianism.

[Romulus Augustus]

And everyone knows the pointy haired boss isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

[The Hammer]

I just want to be left alone, even though I use drugs recreationally. Hedonism, though, just got to be too much work for the payoff. Plus, my wife probably wouldn’t be too happy about it.

[Concerned Citizen]

I nearly spewed my coffee when I read that one. Dilbert rules.

[Whiterun Guard]

Why is a young Emo Phillips sitting on the couch with an Easter Island statue?

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

+1 internets to you, sir or ma’am

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

1) More labels, please
2) More labels, please
3) Why are Tracy Morgan’s arms so small, his ears so big, and his head a pinched in the middle?
4) Is this really one of those “Find The Differences?” cartoons?
– Tracy Morgan’s arm is moved
– Tracy Morgan is looking down
– Racist man no longer holding up glass
– Racist “crawl” is at bottom of TV screen
– etc.

[General Butt Naked]

Dude,how the hell can someone mistake Sammy Davis Jr. for Tracy Morgan? Are you blind, man?

Jeeze.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

Yes, in fact, I AM blind. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!!!!

*runs away sobbing*

[General Butt Naked]

Well, your mother told you that’d happen.

You have no one to blame except for yourself.

[sage]

I agree with everyone who says Obama needs to be continuously flogged with those words.

[Bee Tagger]

I would have spent a little less money on the tv and a little more money for a bigger couch, but that’s just me.

[invisible furry hand]

But you wouldn’t have blown cash on the collagen injections in the lips

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

You know who else was a socialist…

[Whiterun Guard]

Ed Asner?

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

I just noticed that the female racist has a butterfly perched under her nose.

Nice touch.

[Almanian's Evil Twin]

HAH! Internal servers are down at work. No email, no one can do anything….except surf for porn and H’n’R, free from the prying eyes of the web sniffer….

It’s like Libertopia Day!

[LTC John]

Oh, don’t mind me, I’ll be over here seething with envy.

[kibby]

It’s Libertopia Day every day when you’re unemployed!

[Tim]

CUT IT OFF! CUT IT OFF!

[sungosang]

lol, most politicians (if not all) have lsot total touch with the private sector.

http://www.Anony-Web.tk

[Bobarian]

It would appear that SKYNET is getting very near to reaching sentience.

[Seamus]

Aren’t cartoons supposed to be funny?

[joshua corning]

I fail to see how being a socialist and being clueless are mutually exclusive.

[Bucky]

^this^

[sweeterjan]

In fact, it’s depressing to see “my” era turned into such a poor caricature. I have to think my parents’ generation feels the same way about “Mad Men. http://www.lunettesporto.com/l…..c-3_8.html

[joy]

That’s how the Cossacks answer you, you nasty glob of spit! You’re unfit to rule true Christians. We don’t know the date because we don’t have a calendar, the moon is in the sky, and the year is in a book, http://www.zonnebrilinnl.com/z…..-3_20.html and the day is the same with us as with you, so go kiss our

[tee shirt pas cher]

Congress has been bought by agents of a foreign government, international banks, and all manner of war profiteer.
Obama regularly wipes his ass with the constitution {how does he have the plegal power to ‘legalize illegals’?} and our military is become a mercenary force for Israel.

It’s obvious and blatant yet the major news stations dutifully present the Prez as a liberal champion and his efforts to end the recession sincere and well-advised.