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Chip Bok | 4.13.2012 7:00 AM

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mr simple 13 years ago

I think you might have left out the panel with the joke in it.
1. Mango Punch 13 years ago
  
  Like, a third panel with Joe Paterno and a boy that says "died of cancer"
  1. Bucky 13 years ago
    
    or, a third panel with Sandusky and a big, tatted con with his arm around Jerry that says "payment due"...
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

Sigh.
General Butt Naked 13 years ago

I didn't know that Evil Bob Newhart coached the Saints.
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

There goes Guillen playing with himself again.
Lord Humungus 13 years ago

okay, this is on the bottom of the Bok pile - deep down in a dark well of human misery.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Note that the football player has a shrunken head for a manbag. Is Chip Bok a secret surrealist?
General Butt Naked 13 years ago

Why is everybody so mad at Guillen?

Guy is the first blind manager in the history of baseball. Sure he made the mistake of hiring Fidel Castro and his anthropomorphic bat, Toothy, as his personal assistant/bullpen coach, but c'mon! Fidel knows a devious sinker when he sees one.
sage 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bardas Phocas 13 years ago

I don't understand hockey.
1. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
  
  It's just like baseball, but played on ice.
  1. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
    
    but with flaming hoops and the half-time all-nude cheerleader dance.
    1. General Butt Naked 13 years ago
      
      Jeeze man, Canadians. Wow.
      
      Am I right?
2. Suki 13 years ago
  
  +1
3. sarcasmic 13 years ago
  
  Eh?
  1. Bucky 13 years ago
    
    ...and then they pulled letters out of the hat, one at a time. "the first letter is C, eh. the next is N, eh...
  2. neoteny 13 years ago
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184
    
    "He's, like, died with a smile on its face, eh?
mr simple 13 years ago

The New Orleans Saints and the Miami Marlins have both been fined for unsportsmanlike behavior, notes Chip Bok.

Oh, so this is just an informative cartoon not meant to be funny as Bok transitions to serious newsman?
1. Evil Otto 13 years ago
  
  Yes, Bok is like a flying squirrel.
  
  Of course, the Marlins weren't fined.
  1. JCS 13 years ago
    
    Bok plays for the Richmond AAA baseball team? I wasn't aware of that.
Night Elf Mohawk 13 years ago

If the black and gold football uniform with the fleur-de-lis doesn't tell you "Saints" without having to label the guy, you're not going to know anything about the bounties or have any chance of getting the "joke."
Longtorso 13 years ago

Life is an abyss. Scream into it and know that you are alone.

For some reason, Bok cartoons always make me think of that quote.
sarcasmic 13 years ago

Not enough labels.
1. WTF 13 years ago
  
  Not enough funny.
  1. Libertymike 13 years ago
    
    Enough already.
2. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  it inspired me to go look at some old-skool Australian cartoonists.
  
  Exhibit 1: Geoff Pryor from 1979 drawing the then PM and a Minister. Note the total lack of labels, because his drawings were recognisable
  http://www.nla.gov.au/apps/cdv.....an22945887
  
  Exhibit 2: The sublime Patrick Cook. A judge was alleged to have propositioned a man in a public toilet http://netk.net.au/Whitton/On_files/image002.jpg
  1. Groovus Maximus 13 years ago
    
    Must have been a big loo to fit two grown men.
Suki 13 years ago

Yawn
Formerly Almanian 13 years ago

*stares blankly*

The words "wan smile" come to mind
Joe M 13 years ago

I think we can all agree the Saints should have been permanently banned.
db 13 years ago

Stick a turban on that severed head. It looks too much like a bomb.
Longtorso 13 years ago

Bok is a poet among cartoonists. A Vogon poet.

And now, something funny

Steve Smith's contract gives Panthers $4.75 million in cap space
1. sarcasmic 13 years ago
  
  Vogon poetry generator.
  
  http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitc.....rgen.shtml
  1. kibby 13 years ago
    
    OMG thank you so much for this.
2. Fatty Bolger 13 years ago
  
  How does a team with only one winning season and no playoff wins in 6 years find themselves in cap trouble? Amazing.
  1. Evil Otto 13 years ago
    
    Lots of high draft picks.
    
    And they've got #6 this year, ouch.
    1. Fatty Bolger 13 years ago
      
      I don't think they've been picking that high, except for last year. Maybe they were mislead by that 12-4 season and re-signed a lot of players for too much money?
      
      Anyway, the new rookie cap changes should keep the high pick salaries under control from now on.
3. Bobarian 13 years ago
  
  As opposed to -
  
  STEVE SMITH contact give Panthers rectal bleeding.
  1. 35N4P2BYY 13 years ago
    
    You mean the footballer Steve Smith and STEVE SMITH are discrete individuals!? Well that clears up a lot for me.
some guy 13 years ago

Huzzah! They fixed the login script so it sends you back to the forum unstead of sending you to your account page! Huzzah!

Also, the two panels of this comic have nothing to do with one another. Why not add a third panel with Kim Jong Un crashing a rocket into a Golden Corral?
1. Broseph of Invention 13 years ago
  
  So you're saying we leave it to the North Koreans to fix our SS and Medicare problems?
Fatty Bolger 13 years ago

The Distraction
1. Bucky 13 years ago
  
  nuthin' like kickin' him while his down...
  except maybe kickin' him twice...
DengFing 13 years ago

Sounds to me like it might be time to hit it up JD.

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OBD2 Scanners 11 years ago

Good post, I like it.

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