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Chip Bok | 2.24.2012 7:00 AM

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The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago

Hmmm.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

According to his website, Chip Bok's Awards & Recognition are:

Time Magazine: Top 10 Political Cartoons of 2008
The Week Magazine Opinion Awards, Editorial Cartoonist of the Year, 2007
Best Editorial Cartoonist, National Cartoonist Society, 1995, 1999
Best Editorial Cartoonist, Associated Press Society of Ohio, 1992,1996,1999, 2000
Berryman Editorial Cartooning Award (National Press Foundation), 1993
H.L. Mencken Award (Free Press Association), 1993
John Fischetti Award (Columbia College Chicago), 1988
Pulitzer Prize finalist in 1997.

Uh-huh.
1. anon 13 years ago
  
  Pulitzer Prize finalist in 1997.
  
  Didn't realize that was like the special olympics.
  1. Uh-Huh 13 years ago
    
    What have you created lately?
    1. Old Salt 13 years ago
      
      I've made some very poetic AND graphical references to the fairer sex on many a bathroom wall!
      1. sarcasmic the spoofer 13 years ago
        
        That's even better than posting here.
  2. Anacreon 13 years ago
    
    Try coming up with political cartoons on a consistent basis and see how well you do. I have employed cartoonists in a past life as a publisher and they are to be respected. I wouldn't be so cavalier in your criticism, and assume there is not a website around where people can criticize your work performance on a regular basis.
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

I didn't remember Daddy Warbucks being quite the perv.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  That's cos you're not his type. Put on some pigtails and you'll soon discover a different side
Dekedin 13 years ago

You should do a comic that ends up being symbolic of all the spam Reason's been getting, it would be pretty meta.
SIV 13 years ago

Why is he giving away his hats?
Nathan 13 years ago

Where? Seriously, where is this the case?

If you want to make up a world that doesn't exist, put your stuff on the comics page. But these are editorials and are supposed to have a foot in reality.
1. WWNGD? 13 years ago
  
  "where is this the case?"
  
  "N. Carolina" is written on the chalkboard, I would start looking there.
  1. shorter Nathan 13 years ago
    
    HURR DURR
2. WTF 13 years ago
  
  Take a look here, dumbass.
3. NotSure 13 years ago
  
  Seriously you don't think that governments don't do such stupid things, a quick search would prove you wrong.
4. William Walsh 13 years ago
  
  http://www.carolinajournal.com.....ml?id=8762
5. C. S. P. Schofield 13 years ago
  
  It is hardly the cartoonist's fault that YOU haven't been paying attention.
6. Fluffy 13 years ago
  
  You've REALLY got to fuck up to get Reason readers on Bok's side.
  
  Good work./
  1. Almanian 13 years ago
    
    lulz - it's funny because it's TRUE!
7. derp 13 years ago
  
  thanks for playing, idiot!
  1. Sparky 13 years ago
    
    Also works without the comma.
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Your mommy will have to pay for the jar but the methane is free.
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sarcasmic 13 years ago

Not enough labels.
1. Tim 13 years ago
  
  No shit, how are we supposed to grok this without labels?
  1. Jeff 13 years ago
    
    See, the man is North Carolina, the little girl's mom is a paper sack, and the man is offering the girl a contraceptive device to prevent any future human/paper sack hybrid creatures from being born. It's a rumination on NC's forced sterilization program.
Sparky 13 years ago

Is the man suffering from gigantism or the girl suffering from dwarfism?
1. sarcasmic 13 years ago
  
  We would know if there were more labels.
2. Sparky 13 years ago
  
  And I presume that's supposed to be an apple on the desk. WTF went wrong there? Bad GMO crop?
  1. sarcasmic 13 years ago
    
    It should have been labeled.
  2. Bee Tagger 13 years ago
    
    Good question. Where's Fernando when you need him?
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Joe M 13 years ago

This is actually one of the better Friday Funnies I've seen in a while.
1. John 13 years ago
  
  It is. I have to give him credit here.
  1. Tim 13 years ago
    
    Are John credits redeemable for cash?
    1. John 13 years ago
      
      No. We tried that but the IRS and Secret Service got involved.
    2. Sparky 13 years ago
      
      They would have to be worth something.
      1. John 13 years ago
        
        They are worth a lot.
        
        Dirt 13 years ago
        
        They are as rare and valuable as I.
        
        Obviously... 13 years ago
        
        MNG hoards almost all the "John credits," and we know what they're redeemed for...
        
        Dirt 13 years ago
        
        I'm pretty sure the credits are cancelled out by the discredits. In fact, John is running a deficit. The more he speaks, the deeper he digs the hole. Narcissism is like that. Sadly for John and Warty and the other lifers here, there is no cure, but there are treatment options available.
Warty 13 years ago

So our griefer sleeps, then? If it sleeps, we can kill it.
1. John 13 years ago
  
  Maybe the sun came out and she retreated to her coffin.
  1. Warty 13 years ago
    
    I was thinking more like she had to run out for more meth and Mountain Dew.
    1. Lord Humungus 13 years ago
      
      I can barely give 20 minutes a day to Reason, but the beast that shall not be named can devote a lifetime - every day.
      1. John 13 years ago
        
        Then she will go away. Sometimes for days.
        
        Fluffy 13 years ago
        
        Sometimes it takes a while to get arraigned on your public defecation charges.
        
        Warty 13 years ago
        
        Then she will go away. Sometimes for days.
        
        Just walks away. Just walks away and there is an end to the pain.
      2. Warty 13 years ago
        
        Have you ever looked at her crazy-ass blog? Do yourself a favor and ask google for "dear john site:rctlfy.wordpress.com" for fun.
        
        Lord Humungus 13 years ago
        
        I'm not sure if I want to venture there - driving up the hit counter is bad enough.
        
        Lord Humungus 13 years ago
        
        okay, I ventured there. Now I must clean my eyes with bleach, wandering the wasteland as a blind man - living on alms and good fortune.
        
        John 13 years ago
        
        Don't do it LH. The pictures she puts up will scar you for life. If you do read it, you can see where the white indian crap comes from and how there is no doubt she is white indian.
        
        rather 13 years ago
        
        John, you know as a lawyer your statement is inflamatory; retract SVP
        
        John 13 years ago
        
        I have looked at that. She is batshit nuts. Her biggest problem in addition to being crazy is that misandry drives every single thought she has ever had.
        
        That is why she is so obsessed with this blog. It is mostly men. And she is kind of a anarcho leftist. So this place is kind of like a cauldron of hell for her.
        
        It is funny she calls me a Libertarian. That will come as news to most of the people on here.
        
        Oh, Wait 13 years ago
        
        John|2.24.12 @ 9:03AM
        
        She [rather] is batshit nuts.
        
        Seriously. What sane person would spend all his hours commenting hundreds of times a day on an obscure political blog? That's just crazy. Not to mention narcissistic.
        
        jacob the barbarian 13 years ago
        
        white idjit and rather are one and the same?
        
        Does she have a job, a life, anything other than trolling here? That is really fucking sad if all that bullshit is coming from the same person.
        
        You sure John? Damn.
        
        Yup 13 years ago
        
        jacob the barbarian|2.24.12 @ 10:30AM
        Does she have a job, a life, anything other than trolling here? That is really fucking sad if all that bullshit is coming from the same person. You sure John? Damn.
        
        That's like asking the pot if the kettle is black. John's crackpot output here is second to none.
        
        Rubicon 13 years ago
        
        STAY AT HOME MOM MAKES $727 PER DAY ON COMPUTER...Ever heard of the 50 cent sockpuppets in China who get paid 50 cents per pro-state post they put up? At chinese compensation rates that adds up to $23 from just one thread on H&R last night. I am pretty sure Soros or whatever government department cuts her a check pays better than that. Now fuel that with Meth,Mountain Dew and the occasional Dominoes Pizza delivered to Moms basement and you have the business model for our newest non-porn internet home business.
        
        Troy 13 years ago
        
        John, that anyone calls you anything other than a douchebag, is beyond me.
        
        /JK
        
        Sparky 13 years ago
        
        No no, that's pretty accurate Troy.
        
        invisible furry hand 13 years ago
        
        Warty, you bastard! I looked - it's so painful it makes me want to self-harm. I'm off to bed before i do it. Nighty-night all.
        
        Warty 13 years ago
        
        I monitor it for indications of her mental state. I want to know if I'm in danger of being murdered.
        
        John 13 years ago
        
        No kidding Warty. I sometimes wonder if I am going to walk out of my house to have her shoot me and be the subject of that night's Nancy Grace.
        
        Warty 13 years ago
        
        She only mentions me in passing on her crazy-ass blog, so I'm not too worried. I'd CCW everywhere I went, if I were you.
        
        Oh, Wait 13 years ago
        
        You seem rather obsessed, "Warty."
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        Fatty Bolger 13 years ago
        
        I sometimes wonder if I am going to walk out of my house to have her shoot me
        
        Probably be something more like this.
        
        ? 13 years ago
        
        Warty|2.24.12 @ 9:09AM
        I monitor it for indications of her mental state. I want to know if I'm in danger of being murdered.
        
        John|2.24.12 @ 9:11AM
        I sometimes wonder if I am going to walk out of my house to have her shoot me.
        
        Riiiight. She's the obsessed one.
      3. Yup 13 years ago
        
        Lord Humungus|2.24.12 @ 8:54AM
        I can barely give 20 minutes a day to Reason, but the beast that shall not be named can devote a lifetime - every day.
        
        We still talking about John?
  2. Ska 13 years ago
    
    I read that as retarded to her coffin.
    
    Need more java.
    1. Warty 13 years ago
      
      That makes perfect sense too.
      1. Libertymike 13 years ago
        
        Let's hear it for Ryan Braun!
        
        Sparky 13 years ago
        
        Because?
        
        John 13 years ago
        
        The guy who took the sample, rather than sending it off to the lab that day, as required under the contract, took it home and left it on his desk all weekend.
        
        I seriously doubt he tampered with it. Braun is guilty as hell. But MLB is guilty of incompetence and stupidity. What do you think they pay to administer that program? I bet I could do it for that wage. And I wouldn't take bottles of piss home on the weekend. I promise.
        
        Libertymike 13 years ago
        
        Who has access to your house?
        
        Of those who do have access to your house, what other people have access to their offices, desks, purses, etc.?
        
        Apparently, Braun has passed 25 drug tests in his professional career. He claims that he passed three of them last year. On the test he failed, his testosterone was three times as high as it had ever been tested.
        
        Look at his numbers. There has been no sudden spike, a la Brady Anderson in 1996, in power (home runs, extra base hits, ribbies, OPS). Braun has consistently put up good numbers.
        
        Moreover, why do we assume that the tests are reliable?
2. Priestess 13 years ago
  
  That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with stranger aeons, even Death may die.
Fluffy 13 years ago

Future cartoons should be limited to 900 pixels.
fish 13 years ago

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Libertymike 13 years ago

Yeay Ryan Braun!
1. Rev. Blue Moon 13 years ago
  
  Ryan Braun is not a libertarian issue.
  1. Libertymike 13 years ago
    
    There are matters other than anarchy which pique my interest.
    
    Besides, I happen to be a fan of the MVP and I am glad that the Brewers will not be deprived of his services for 50 games.
  2. Serial Commentating Narcissist 13 years ago
    
    Rev. Blue Moon |2.24.12 @ 9:29AM
    Ryan Braun is not a libertarian issue.
    
    What's your point?
Sparky 13 years ago

I sometimes wonder if Bok reads these comments. I could see him sitting back in a big leather chair shouting "Who's gettin paid bitches?!?!??!!!!"
1. Unemployed Cellar-Dwellers 13 years ago
  
  That's just cold.
  
  Pass the Cheetos?.
2. jacob the barbarian 13 years ago
  
  +10
Almanian 13 years ago

Just "MOAR LABELS".

Otherwise, I'd say this is Chip's finest work to date. Concise, I got it, limited # of distractions, good setting and character development -

A solid "B", Chipper!
Almanian 13 years ago

Also, Happy Friday, libertardian Resonoids!

And fuck California.

That is all.
1. Libertymike 13 years ago
  
  what about an atta boy for Ryan Braun?
  1. Sparky 13 years ago
    
    New pet project or something? Seriously, what's the big deal?
    1. Libertymike 13 years ago
      
      To tell you the truth, Rev. Blue Moon posted the other day words to the effect that I'm a johnny one note with anarchy-so I am sensitive and had to show the commentariat that there are other matters which pique my interest.
      
      Besides, I love Braun's game, I like him and I am rooting for him. No different than his friends Aaron Rodgers and Reggie Miller.
      
      Besides II, I HATE ALL DRUG WARRIORS, BE THEY DEA, DARE, WCTU, JUST SAY NO, THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A DRUG FREE AMERICA and
      
      THOSE IN THE SPORTS MEDIA WHO HAVE WINED FOR YEARS ABOUT TEH STEROIDSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
      1. Almanian 13 years ago
        
        Who's Ryan Braun? No, seriously - who is he?
        
        s/ Too Lazy to Google, Plus I Don't Really Care
rsi 13 years ago

good
Um 13 years ago

Needs more local wits repeating that it needs more labels.
Hazel Meade 13 years ago

Not bad!
Colonel_Angus 13 years ago

The N. Carolina thing is redundant. I get the idea without it.
Troy 13 years ago

A++
Moogle 13 years ago

But mom pays for the condoms via tax dollars and- oh, never mind. (kicks pebble)
cynical 13 years ago

This is one of the least terrible Friday Funnies I can remember.
Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago

Every sperm is sacred!

Good job, Bok. If you think this makes up for all the rest...

Oh, never mind.
tapir 13 years ago

three weeks in a row without Mr. Bok's penis-shaped Obama head drawings. The apple on the desk does look a lot like the shape of Obama's head in his previous drawings, but that's not enough to satisfy me. I really hope Mr. Bok's penis-shaped Obama head drawings return next week.

I'm not being sarcastic.
Mr. Bok, God obviously gifted you with an extraordinary ability to draw penis-shaped Obama heads. Quit wasting your time with this other nonsense.
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