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The GOP Primary

Chip Bok | 1.27.2012 7:00 AM

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Live Free or Diet 13 years ago

Burst, cursed, nursed, pursed, thirst, worst, versed… First!
1. Live Free or Diet 13 years ago
  
  Hard to type this early!
guy in the back row 13 years ago

He couldn’t think of anything funnier about the candidates?
1. Live Free or Diet 13 years ago
  
  He didn’t want to whelm us.
wtp 13 years ago

GOMP
1. SFC B 13 years ago
  
  It’s GOMP
  It’s GOMP
  It’s GOMP
  He’s kinda square…
William Walsh 13 years ago

The drawing of Gingrich is racist.
The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago

Heh.
invisible furry hand 13 years ago

Surely the collective genius of Hit&Run; can do better in expanding GOP than this?
1. The Art-P.O.G. 13 years ago
  
  Is it more of a satirical backronym or humorous acronym?
Hey, you 13 years ago

I would like to apologise to all of the liberals, who I didn’t believe or thought they were being irrational, that said the Republican voters were a bunch of uneducated and stupid people. Though I wouldn’t go as far as to say stupid, I now understand their sentiments.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  I prefer to think of Republican voters as absurdist satirists. Just try saying President Newt without laughing.
  1. Live Free or Diet 13 years ago
    
    And I thought there was nothing that could get me to vote for Obama.
    1. AlmightyJB 13 years ago
      
      About a year ago, I had a bunch of people telling me Obama was one and done. No way he gets re-elected. I told them all then to not underestimate the GOP’s ability to snatch defeat out of the hands of victory. I believe I even mention Newt by name.
      1. Bill 13 years ago
        
        This is just a strategy to get Romney to look better. Once everyone finally realizes what a douche Newt is, they will coalesce around Romney and he will get 42% of the Repubs to vote for him.
  2. Almanian 13 years ago
    
    Newcular Titties does give new meaning to the phrase, “She turned me into a Newt!” Apparently, it does NOT “get better” in all cases…
  3. Hey, you 13 years ago
    
    President Ne…New…ne…hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…(breather)…hhaahhaahhahahahahha
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

I must have missed this episode of Today’s Special. I always got the impression Sam Crenshaw wasn’t all that well-respected.
1. mr simple 13 years ago
  
  Wow, deep cut, man.
AlmightyJB 13 years ago

I’ll take Things That Aren’t
Funny for a thousand Alex.
Fist of Etiquette 13 years ago

And South Carolina takes one on the chin.
1. AlmightyJB 13 years ago
  
  I think it’s all over their chin and it’s not pretty.
AlmightyJB 13 years ago

Oh BTW Reason. I just want to thank you for making it virtually impossible to read or leave comments if you have an Android phone. I’m sure I will appreciate all of the time you have freed up that I had formally been wasting.
1. SugarFree 13 years ago
  
  It’s the same thing on iPhones. So much for the cosmotarian charge.
  1. db 13 years ago
    
    It’s fixed now. I emailed Alissi a couple days ago and now i can read and post from the android.
    1. Relieved 13 years ago
      
      Thank god!
2. Tonio 13 years ago
  
  I prefer to waste my time informally.
Terr 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bee Tagger 13 years ago

On Fox & Friends this morning the 2 male caricatures couldn’t agree on how Santorum did last night in the debate.

One said “fantastic”, but the other refused to budge from “spectacular.”
1. AlmightyJB 13 years ago
  
  One man’s gold is another man’s santorum.
2. The Question of Auban 13 years ago
  
  Fox & Friends is the reason I leave for work an hour earlier than I have to. I can’t STAND that show. I live with Fox News Junkies.
Almanian 13 years ago

Why is Jimmy Carter wearing a “Newt” button?

Also – needs more labels.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  Yeah, and where’s that giant finger on the left going?
2. The Question of Auban 13 years ago
  
  Because he is a fellow Georgian?
Sparky 13 years ago

I don’t get it.
db 13 years ago

Hooray for Mike Alissi fixing the mobile browser redirection problem!
Troy 13 years ago

Art: F
Point: F
Funny: F

I made three cats stare at this cartoon for three hours by keeping their eyelids on a la A Clockwork Orange. With in 5 minutes after release, they all committed suicide.
Tim 13 years ago

GOP
Gingrich Obeys Penis?
1. db 13 years ago
  
  Gingrich: Obama Promoter
db 13 years ago

Who is throwing the boomerang at newt from behind the bush?
1. Tim 13 years ago
  
  I think it’s a reference to Islam.
  1. db 13 years ago
    
    Aborigines are Muslim?
    1. Tim 13 years ago
      
      If we were only smarter it would all fall into place.
      1. SFC B 13 years ago
        
        It’s South Carolina’s state flag. A cresent moon over a palmetto (I think) tree.
        
        Mensan 13 years ago
        
        I’ve always wondered why South Carolina picked traditional Muslim symbols for their flag.
2. Tonio 13 years ago
  
  A secret muslim reference.
Iron Felix 13 years ago

I do believe that man has a ball sac for a chin.
1. Bill 13 years ago
  
  They’re called ballchinians.
Fatty Bolger 13 years ago

How about “Gingrich Over People?” Fits the drawing and makes about as much sense.
1. Bill 13 years ago
  
  That will be next Fridays. +1 by the way.
Funny Every Time 13 years ago

Why did they dig up Tip O’Neill?
R C Dean 13 years ago

Is there another panel or something? Because that one doesn’t really have a joke in it.
lily 13 years ago

My neighbor just met a bisexual man on —datebi*cOMit’s where for men and women looking for bisexual and bi-curious individuals to meet in a friendly and comfortable environment.
It’s a nice place for the people who have the same sexual orientation.
1. Jesus H. Christ 13 years ago
  
  If you’re bi, how do you meet someone with the same sexual orientation, given that your sexuality isn’t orientated?
  
  OTOH, everyone you meet shares the same sexual orientation (in at least one direction).
anon 13 years ago

Guys, I’ve studied this for two hours now.

I still don’t see the joke.
1. invisible furry hand 13 years ago
  
  Two hours on Chip Bok? Looks like the joke’s on you
Dosman Woodso 13 years ago

Sounds like a rock solid plan to me dude. Wow.

http://www.real-time-privacy.tk
Guest1776 13 years ago

Oddly enough the GOP establishment supported Bush and weren’t saying the kind of things about him as they are Newt. Weird how that works.

Bush wants lunar stepping stone to Mars – January 9, 2004

President Bush will announce a bold plan next week to establish a permanent base on the moon with an eventual goal of sending a manned mission to Mars, senior administration officials said last night.

Three senior officials said Bush wants to aggressively reinvigorate the space program, which has been demoralized by a series of setbacks, including the Columbia disaster that killed seven astronauts last February and financial problems dogging the International Space Station.

The officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said Bush’s announcement would come in the middle of next week. They would not say when a moonshot would take place, but one said it could be soon. A
mission to Mars would not happen before 2014, officials said. Experts have placed 2018 as an ideal time, based on the positioning of the planets.

Then again we’re talking about a Republican establishment that is saying Romney is more conservative than Newt. Talk about being out of touch with reality. Perhaps they and Romney are worried Newt wants to attack the incoming aliens from planet Kolob when they return? http://tinyurl.com/843zon4

EX CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER ON BUSHES MOON BASE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ElRr5NIIgU

Oddly enough its the GOP establishment that is living in outer space by believing the Republican nominee don’t need to motivate the base because the Democrat will because it worked so well for Dole and McCain.
Kolohe 13 years ago

You know, I was about credit Bok for the subtle placement of the Palmetto and cresent moon, but he still overlabeled the location.
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Are there that many S. Carolinians with no missing teeth?
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