Baby, You're the Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love
As a final farewell to Kim Jong Il, I give you Wikipedia's list of his official titles, which for full effect should be read aloud to a slow jam.
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Monster.
We need a special "Mourning Rinks" today.
Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have
Look, I can handle a little hyperbole now and then but...
Where are da rinks?
LACIST!
It's "Racist," you plicks.
WACIST!
Dear SugarFree, who is a perfect incarnation of the presence that a commenter should have.
Great sun of sarcasm.
Great Tim, Who Is a Man of Deeds
Linker to huge boobies and friend of libertarianism.
Shining perfection of political slashfic
He was Party Center? Sounds like a fun guy
I'll use this occasion to push this book one more time: Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea
Great book that describes what life is really like in North Korea. Of course, anyone that has read 1984 won't be too surprised.
Guiding Sun Ray
Sun of Socialism
Sun of the Nation
The Great Sun of Life
Great Sun of The Nation
Bright Sun of the 21st Century
Great Sun of the 21st Century
Bright Sun of Juche
OK, we get it. It's hella cold there.
Of course he didn't get to be: Sun Source of All Martial Arts...
Glorious Worm Food of the 21st Century
Kim "Lose weight now, ask me how" Jong Il.
Please. He was eaten by the Praetorian Guard immediately.
Either way that famous paunch is now gone.
Glorious Trending Twitter Joke
Let me be clear.
Thank you very much for that list.
Jealous much? OT just getting ideas for new campaign slogans?
I wonder if there is any chance of NK being any less fucked now. Probably not.
By far the best.
He'll always be Bert's gay roommate to me. Burn in hell Ernie.
Sounds pretty reasonable to me dude.
http://www.total-anon.tk
Enslaver of Millions, He Who Did Not Die Soon Enough Kim Jong Il.
Fuck him. Glad he's dead.
It is times like these I wuv me some hit and won comments...
Just read them out to Luther Vandross - So Amazing (instrumental)
And I have to say, it's very much like making love to a beautiful psychotic midget