Baby, You're the Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love

Jesse Walker | 12.19.2011 9:08 AM

As a final farewell to Kim Jong Il, I give you Wikipedia's list of his official titles, which for full effect should be read aloud to a slow jam.

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Tim 15 years ago

Monster.

We need a special "Mourning Rinks" today.
Ice Nine 15 years ago

Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have

Look, I can handle a little hyperbole now and then but...
mad libertarian guy 15 years ago

Where are da rinks?
1. sarcasmic 15 years ago
  
  LACIST!
  1. sailshonan 15 years ago
    
    It's "Racist," you plicks.
    1. sarcasmic 15 years ago
      
      WACIST!
SugarFree 15 years ago

Dear SugarFree, who is a perfect incarnation of the presence that a commenter should have.
1. Tim 15 years ago
  
  Great sun of sarcasm.
  1. SugarFree 15 years ago
    
    Great Tim, Who Is a Man of Deeds
    1. Tim 15 years ago
      
      Linker to huge boobies and friend of libertarianism.
2. Brett L 15 years ago
  
  Shining perfection of political slashfic
invisible furry hand 15 years ago

He was Party Center? Sounds like a fun guy
Joe M 15 years ago

I'll use this occasion to push this book one more time: Nothing to Envy: Ordinary Lives in North Korea

Great book that describes what life is really like in North Korea. Of course, anyone that has read 1984 won't be too surprised.
SugarFree 15 years ago

Guiding Sun Ray
Sun of Socialism
Sun of the Nation
The Great Sun of Life
Great Sun of The Nation
Bright Sun of the 21st Century
Great Sun of the 21st Century
Bright Sun of Juche

OK, we get it. It's hella cold there.

Of course he didn't get to be: Sun Source of All Martial Arts...
Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

Glorious Worm Food of the 21st Century
1. Tim 15 years ago
  
  Kim "Lose weight now, ask me how" Jong Il.
2. Brett L 15 years ago
  
  Please. He was eaten by the Praetorian Guard immediately.
  1. Tim 15 years ago
    
    Either way that famous paunch is now gone.
invisible furry hand 15 years ago

Glorious Trending Twitter Joke
Barack Obama 15 years ago

Let me be clear.

Thank you very much for that list.
1. Loki 15 years ago
  
  Jealous much? OT just getting ideas for new campaign slogans?
Zeb 15 years ago

I wonder if there is any chance of NK being any less fucked now. Probably not.
Warty 15 years ago

Amazing politician

By far the best.
Red Dragon 6009 15 years ago

He'll always be Bert's gay roommate to me. Burn in hell Ernie.
Joey Deesomore 15 years ago

Sounds pretty reasonable to me dude.

http://www.total-anon.tk
EDG reppin' LBC 15 years ago

Enslaver of Millions, He Who Did Not Die Soon Enough Kim Jong Il.

Fuck him. Glad he's dead.
Troll 15 years ago

It is times like these I wuv me some hit and won comments...
cerebus 15 years ago

Just read them out to Luther Vandross - So Amazing (instrumental)

And I have to say, it's very much like making love to a beautiful psychotic midget

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