Durban Debacle?
Durban, South Africa - All right, the above headline may be premature, but one big rumor here at the convention center at near 9 p.m. on Saturday night is that a critical phrase insisted on by the European Union has been changed from "begin a process to develop a Protocol or other legally binding instruments or arrangements" to "begin a process to develop legal outcomes." As arcane as it may sound first phrase preferred by the EU is lifted from the 1995 Berlin Mandate from an earlier U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) meeting. Tellingly, the negotiating process launched by the Berlin Mandate ended up producing the Kyoto Protocol.
So rumors here say that China and India (and probably the U.S.) have countered with the far less precise phrase "legal outcomes" in order to not fall for a replay of the Berlin Mandate that would lead to a treaty that could legally bind them to make definite cuts in their greenhouse gas emissions. If the EU refuses to go along with this changed language, the EU may well refuse to make any further commitments to cut their greenhouse gas emissions under the Kyoto Protocol.
If both of these things happen, the Durban conference would then be a near total failure from the point of view of global warming activists, even worse than the 2009 Copenhagen conference. But delegates are still talking, so the activists may still get something from the talks. More later.
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On the bright side, participants will get the opportunity to tell all the skeptics we told you so as the Earth is consumed by the fires of Climate Change.
And isn't that what really matters?
Ha, the joke's on them! The Mayans said the world will be destroyed next year, so no global warming, just global apocalypse! I wonder if it will come in the form of a large and moving Torg, or possibly a giant Slor? If so, you guys will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a Slor that day, I can tell you.
The purpose of science is to serve mankind. You seem to regard science as some kind of dodge, or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable!
Now, what can we tax to stop this Slor of yours?
Marshmallows?
Actually, Gozer's coming will mark the end of the world.
What did you DO, Ray?
Is the Slor height and weight proportional. You know what a stickler I am for aesthetics.
heller, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County, and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Are you a god?
Um...no?
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
We told you so.
I'm still available to use my climate medicine and make the climate gods happy so they'll stop their climate wrath.
Price is going up, though.
Ahhh... the Super Goose! More flexible, comfortable, and so much smoother than a regular goose.
I designed the conference building in Durban too.
The entire roof cap is made out of a magnesium-tungsten alloy?
With selenium core beams, yes.
They don't build em like they used to.
The church gained power by speaking of the end of the world.
The bureaucrats gain power by speaking of the end of the world.
Yes, the only difference between Harold Camping and Al Gore is that Gore occasionally receives happy endings.
There is also a substantial difference in net worth.
Says you
"Al Gore and I are out on the town lookin' for whores and dope."
The dope, though, will only be for his kid.
Seriously? I'm tired of this Al Gore "whores and dope" meme.
Al Gore doesn't have a use for whores. They don't fight back, which causes him to lose his erection.
Plus, if he was pushing the whole global warming = global catastrophe thing just as a swindle for acquiring whores and dope that'd at least be respectable.
Al Gore wouldn't dabble in any kind of con that honest.
"Last I saw Al the Sex Poodle he was in his Durban luxury hotel suite laying in wait for the maid."
I hope it's a failure... and I hope all such future conferences fail even harder.
Maybe next year they'll combine their conference with the Flat Earth Society's.
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat Obama gunna brang us our welfare checks.
All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.
Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?
Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch..he don did dis befo!"
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!
So...fuck you too.
Notice Slappy doesn't have enough guts to use his handle when posting such doggerel.
What a piece of shit.
HM, an element of shame shows consciousness
-something to work with
Cowardice /=/ shame.
So the Ron Paul Report has a poetry section now?
Whoever posted that you're a piece of cowardly human fucking garbage.
+infinety
I just read an article stating that an EPA report states that fracking in Wisconson was conclusively shown to cause water contamination. I'm having trouble linking. Could someone link that here? I want opinions.
http://www.epa.gov/hydraulicfracture/
http://www.epa.gov/hfstudy/HF_.....AL_508.pdf
the report itself
Thanks.
You can always believe unbiased govt reports issued by the agency that wants to shut down the industry.
My understanding is that the gas wells were pretty shallow...ie the gas is near the aquifer to begin with...and that the same study was done all over the country with negative results.
In other words they found one bad fracking operation in a country filled with good fracking operations.
Also it is was in Wyoming not Wisconsin.
This article asks some pretty pointed questions about the study:
http://www.energyindepth.org/s.....pavillion/
The best is that the study wells showed higher concentrations then the areas drinking water wells...if the aquifer was contaminated wouldn't they be about the same?
The problem isn't the shallow ones. They said some was found in the deep aquifers, which I didn't think was possible.
Nevermind. It appears that the deep readings were from EPA drilled wells and the chemicals found were the same as the drilling mud, not chemicals solely related to tracking.
Fracking. Ducking autocorrect.
OT, but I just wanted to share my victory last night.
The wife and I went to our first performance of Rocky Horror, and the fairly hot chick who played Janet's boobs popped out of her corset during the show towards the end.
So I count that as a big win.
Why would they cast someone to play Janet's boobs?
/pedantic ass
Pics or it didn't happen.
But did you and your wife take her home for a threesome? Now that's a win:)
It's like nobody ever thought we'd actually have to take action on the bullshit we've been pushing. Are scales falling from eyes? I hope so.
OT as well. I just turned on the Army-Navy game for a minute because the Buckeyes (O-H...) game is at halftime. My daughter asked a good question. She was curious how much money it costs to send all of the people in uniform to the game.
4400 Cadets and 4400 Middies (approx) all sent there on the taxpayer dime to watch a fucking football game...and a shitty one at that. Let's assume an average cost of $500 per for the guys from West Point and $250 per for the guys from Annapolis. Then all $100 each for their hotel rooms and food for two days (being generous). That comes out to $4.2M taxpayer dollars spent for a bunch of college students to watch a game.
I won't try to calculate the taxpayer expense incurred so Obama could go. My head might explode.
Hey, look on the bright side; at least you got a kid that thinks to ask such questions.
Why does your daughter hate America?
I had another question: Why the f**k was CBS plastering Obama all over the screen? Gawd, they even made an "Obama highlight reel". Putrid.
spoof handle fail?
If not, +1 sloopy.
Right, but considering the fact that the US military officer corps has a 200+ year history of deference to civilian political control, I'm inclined to defer a little to the people in charge of educating those officers and cultivating their morale and their espirit de corps (and maintaining the service academy rivalry and its traditions, even the silly ones, comes under that heading).
Sure, you can quibble over individual line items, but you only need these guys to come out of their barracks once for all the money you saved to be blown on the back end.
Fair enough. I can respect that. I just think it shouldn't be taxpayer-funded, when plenty of groups (USO, for instance) would be happy to pay it.*
*Of course, the NCAA would most likely balk at that, the fucks.
Look at it this way. Cheapest deployment ever and nobody got killed.
Don't necessarily assume all of the costs that you propose are as you think either. The service academies each have plenty of buses to transport the mids and cadets from their respective academies to the game, with some enlisted troop assigned to drive-so aside from the gas and some miscellaneous expenses, those are all sunk costs. Then they might be housed at bases throughout the DC area in transient housing much cheaper than at hotels (sunk cost again) and they might eat in chow halls instead of restaraunts, there is already money budgeted to feed academy students in chow halls at Annapolis and West Point so that is another sunk cost.
Yeah, they charter flights from West Point and charter buses in from Annapolis. They all stay at hotels (double occupancy) on a military rate and are given a per diem for food, most of which is already provided at events designed to build camaraderie.
That came from a relative that attended the USMA.
"If both of these things happen, the Durban conference would then be a near total failure from the point of view of global warming activists..."
We can only hope.
THE FAILURE IS SETTLED!
He's an environmental icon in Britain. His authoritative commentary is the voice of nature for millions. Unfortunately Sir David Attenborough is yet another BBC climate alarmist .
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/deb.....hange.html
Hey, folks can watch only so many fur and fin shows; gotta punch up the act now and then.
We'll chirp at anything!
The world economy is going into a full recession/depression next year, so we all are going to be just fine.
Well, at least we can not turn attention to a real problem:
Fight Global Daylight Change (GDC)!
Daylight has been growing shorter every day since June 22 of this year. At the current rate of change, there will be no daylight left at all by next summer. The people I've talked to all agree on this. It's settled science.
We must fight this! I propose an international meeting of all 194 countries, in some central location, like Fiji or Cancun. We will establish a legal framework to punish those nations that use too much daylight, and provide billions of dollars in relief to those small developing countries who, solely as a result of their distance from the equator, are more affected by global daylight change.
All those who claim that GDC is not anthropogenic, or part of some kind of natural cycle, will be ostracized. These deniers must be stopped!
The United States is the primary villain in all this. They use far more than their share of daylight, with the main offenders being San Diego, New Mexico, and, for some reason, Philadelphia (it's always sunny there, apparently). They have made some token efforts to restrict daylight use, in such backwards places as Wasilla, Alaska, but on the whole they consume over 24% of all global daylight. (Unfortunately, I lost all the original data to support this figure, but it's true. Don't be a denier!)
In support of this effort, I am organizing a protest. Occupy Waikiki will show our resolve to affect global political thought by hanging out in tents and trying to come up with some kind of coherent message. We especially need the kind of open, uncluttered minds that can see how capitalism and personal freedom are the major causes of this crisis, and how they can be stopped. Also, if you're mechanically inclined, your expertise is required - to get this movement started, we need lots of tools and cranks. Be sure to bring your sunscreen!
We're also organizing a world-wide observation of this crisis. At 12 noon local time on December 24th, we want everyone in the world to turn off all light-emitting devices, douse the lights and sit in a dark room for an hour. Use this time to show solidarity with other GDC fighters the world over, and think about what you can do to Shed Light on the Problem (tm). Be sure to get your kids' schools involved in this. You'd be surprised at how enthusiastic your kids will be at the idea of spending an hour in a dark room with their schoolmates.
Fight the Change! Power to the correct people!
Our projections show days getting longer by Dec 24.
The science is settled.
well done
Bravo!
Re: Cardinal Fang,
Sounds very Bastiat! Bravo.
OK wow, now that makes a lot of sense dude. Seriously.
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Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continuing mostly dark, with widely scattered light in the morning.
The radar is picking up a line of thundershowers which extends from a point nine miles north-northeast of Secaucus, New Jersey along a line -- and 6 miles either side of the line -- to a point five miles south-southwest of Fond du Lac.
However, the radar is also picking up a squadron of Russian ICBMs -- so I wouldn't sweat the thundershowers, man.
Yeah, like any Russian hardware works on command anymore!
The vibrations alone from some poor Ruskie soldier jacking off too close to one of the goddamn things would probably cause it to self detonate right in the fucking silo!
Oh, fuck me!
I just realized that Freud could have written an entire book on the one post alone!
Hey! Beavis and Butt-head! Quit whackin' off in my tool shed!
You must as old or older thanI am.
This shit used be on broadcast TV.
It's debate time bitches. I skipped the last couple so I guess I due for some more pain.
Rounded off to the nearest 7, how many jobs will you bring back?
ABC acknowledges Ron Paul's momentum the only way they know how: by diminishing him.
I wonder if Paul should just lie about his foreign policy until the election comes and goes, then just act in a protectionist manner. When the public sees the positive results, they'll forget he flipped.
It's a shame he's more principled then the rest of the GOP field. It'll most likely cost him a ton of votes.
Whoa! The comments are nearly 100% pro-RP.
Max hasn't shown up yet.
Poet Laureate sloopyinca,
A woman who called the Sean Hannity show last Friday said about Paul: "His foreign policy is horrible!"
That's the kind of mentality (or mendacity, in many cases,) that Paul will be fighting all the way to the primaries. Ironically, his strength lies on his consistency and reliance on his well established principles.
His comment during the debate that people should focus on a person's fidelity to his oath of office was pure gold, and so was his pointing out the fact that nobody would beat him in a moral consistency competition.
That may well be the coolest thign ever dude.
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