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The Republican presidential primary

Chip Bok | 9.30.2011 7:00 AM

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Suki 14 years ago

That was crap.

Good morning reason!
1. rather not 14 years ago
  
  Who blew the dog?
  1. sarcasmic 14 years ago
    
    Dude's talking to his buddy after a crazy party.
    Buddy says "Dude, you OK? You were pretty wasted last night."
    Dude says "Buddy I was so wasted I went home and blew Chunks."
    Buddy says "Come on, that's not so bad."
    Dude says "You don't understand, man. Chunks is my dog, man."
    1. Mongo 14 years ago
      
      Dude and Buddy are checking out a hot girl.
      
      Dude sez "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers".
      
      Buddy sez "I would -- Crackers is my fuckin' dog!"
      1. sarcasmic 14 years ago
        
        True story - I knew a guy who named his dog Broccoli.
        
        Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
        
        Was Broccoli female? Because I really hope this guy wasn't eating Broccoli.
        
        Elena Kagan 14 years ago
        
        The constitution allows congress to force you to eat broccolli.
Fist of Etiquette 14 years ago

I don't think Bachmann was the new frontrunner.
1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
  
  Zing!
  1. Bucky 14 years ago
    
    didn't
Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago

I'll be honest. I did not laugh.
1. Bucky 14 years ago
  
  he stole that line from Limbaugh...
  so Chipper get it right, Rush's dogs are the new frontrunner which should make the Left start chewing the carpet again...
  1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
    
    The dog's a bit a bit of an archetype, though, a bit of a synecdoche.
    
    And unless it's Lockjaw from the Inhumans, I doubt it could get elected to high office.
  2. kilroy 14 years ago
    
    No. It's been on a bumper sticker since 2009 and it was given to him by a NM DJ. Leave Rush and his ego out of it.
Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago

Romney looks tiny.
1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
  
  He also has scary eyes.
  1. BakedPenguin 14 years ago
    
    Vampire Romney is going after the 18-29 y.o. Twilight vote.
    1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
      
      You're spot-on, man. Bela Lugosi's dead. Undead, undead, undead...
rather not 14 years ago

Oh to get blown now that fall is here.
Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago

It's interesting that Bok depicts Peter Boyle watching the Republican debates. While I am unsure of Boyle's politics, I see this as an allusion to Boyle's role as the put-upon and misunderstood monster in Brooks' Young Frankenstein, although the bon mot seems more a callback to Boyle's role in Taxi Driver.

Conclusion: Bok is a Peter Boyle fan.
1. capitol l 14 years ago
  
  The interest in absurdist political theater, i.e. a regularly boweled dog running for president, recalls the not so fictionalized attourney Lazlo from Where the Buffalo Roam.
  1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
    
    Perhaps the most apropos reference. By appropriating the image of the late Mr. Boyle, Bok creates parallels with a wellspring of subversive American fiction.
    1. capitol l 14 years ago
      
      You couldn't invent someone like Chip Bok. He was a... he was one of a kind. He was a mutant. A real heavyweight water buffalo type... who could chew his way through a concrete wall and spit out the other side covered with lime and chalk and look good in doing it.
  2. MacKlingon 14 years ago
    
    After the last two presidents we have had, a dog sounds like a good idea.
2. Fatty Bolger 14 years ago
  
  Bok is a Peter Boyle fan.
  
  Who isn't?
  1. Almanian 14 years ago
    
    BREAD GOOOOOOD!!!
    1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
      
      Yeah, Boyle was awesome.
All Dunbar on the Western 14 years ago

Bombardment, barrage, curtain-fire, mines, gas, tanks, machine-guns, hand-grenades--words, words, words, but they hold the horror of the world.
Restoras 14 years ago

I snickered under my breath.
$6M RoboTorso 14 years ago

Every time I read the FF, I hear Nancy Kerrigan's voice in my head crying "Why?!? Why!?!".
1. Tonya Harding 14 years ago
  
  Because you're pretty and you skate better than me, bitch!
2. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
  
  Poor, poor, Nancy. I loved her cameo in Blades of Glory, though. Now that was funny.
  1. BakedPenguin 14 years ago
    
    Agreed. Someone should have told her that they video performers at the Olympics even when they're done competing...
    1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
      
      Ha ha. Whatever the direct opposite of sportsmanship is, Tonya Harding definitely did that.
3. anon 14 years ago
  
  Sadly, I confused this with Kerrigan from Starcraft. Only at the end of the thread did I realize my error.
  1. Amakudari 14 years ago
    
    Fuck Kerrigan. My life for Aiur.
    1. Gojira 14 years ago
      
      "Fuck Kerrigan".
      
      I would.
      
      "My life for Aiur."
      
      You know, I hadn't read the instruction manual, or paid close attention to the cut-scenes, the first time I played it through, and for the life of me I thought they were saying, "My life for hire!" as they came out of the barracks. I wondered why an ancient and dwindling race would take such a mercenary attitude towards an existential struggle against the Zerg.
    2. Midget Erik 14 years ago
      
      Oh don't worry. I think Raynor's gonna tap that ass when the expansion is released..whenever the fuck Blizzard gets around to it.
      1. Sy 14 years ago
        
        fucking joke handles..
Terr 14 years ago

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Eduard van Haalen 14 years ago

This may seem just a bit obsessive, but are we still going with the claim that Roy Cohn was a "HUAC lawyer?"

http://reason.com/blog/2011/09.....-in-americ

I thought he was a prosecutor, and an aide for McCarthy's subcommittee in the Senate.
1. Gary 14 years ago
  
  You are right, and he is been dead quite a while.Sucked some bad dick.
capitol l 14 years ago

How Fictional Characters are Being Affected by the Economy
Fluffy 14 years ago

Why keep this feature when you can just link to Failblog?
Bee Tagger 14 years ago

Is this a shot at Bob Newhart's dementia?
Tim 14 years ago

YOU SUCK CHIP!
cw 14 years ago

Is that Conan O'Brian in the lower left panel?
1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
  
  Conan has a much stronger chin.
  1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
    
    Also, a much better haircut. Hell, Conan O'Brien is like King of the Gingers.
    1. cynical 14 years ago
      
      He's also 27 feet tall.
      1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
        
        That, too.
        
        Matt Bonner would serve in O'Brien's cabinet.
    2. pagal 14 years ago
      
      You lie! Conan is one step above Carrot Top.
      1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
        
        Untrue. CoCo is the man. Carrot Top is slightly better than Howdy Doody.
Bo 14 years ago

I served with Lassie, I knew Lassie, Lassie was a friend of mine. That dog, he's no Lassie.
1. Timmy 14 years ago
  
  You couldn't even pick up after her! Who are you kiddin'?
Scruffy Nerfherder 14 years ago

All things considered, a quick review of the current political cartoons reveals that most of them suck. But Ramirez is better than average most of the time.
1. Mongo 14 years ago
  
  Ramirez is easily the best of the conservative ed-cartoonists.
Fluffy 14 years ago

Today's entry in the Would You Hit It? series:

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos.....wallstreet

1) Lady protestor?
2) Lady cop?
3) Both at once?
1. SugarFree 14 years ago
  
  Why isn't Tony Bologna a choice?
  1. Fluffy 14 years ago
    
    Can't you color inside the lines just once?
    1. SugarFree 14 years ago
      
      As the scorpion said, "It's just my nature."
      
      Although, I will say that the cop looks like she wears underwear with dickholes in them, so I'd stick with just the hippie protester.
      1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
        
        So that's why they call you the 'Slashfic Scorpion'.
2. Ice Nine 14 years ago
  
  Would You Hit It If The Three Of You Were Stranded On An Island series?
  
  1) Lady protestor?
  
  FIFY
3. sloopyinca 14 years ago
  
  What are the odds that a cop lady that has had a double mastectomy would be arresting a protester that has also had a double mastectomy?
  
  Now, in some real "would you hit that" news, the Amanda Knox trial is supposed to end Monday.
SugarFree 14 years ago

False Idols
1. Fluffy 14 years ago
  
  "Why did you make that statue of me have such a big butt? Is that what you think I look like? What are you trying to say?"
2. EDG reppin' LBC 14 years ago
  
  Teen Idles. Friday punk rock!
  1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
    
    What is that pic from? That is great.
Lost_In_Translation 14 years ago

Bachmann's gone full retard.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44.....sion_2012/

So if only we'd taken a harder line against other countries overthrowing their autocratic governments, we'd be safer?

Or had Israel bomb more people?

The whole article is a giant non-sequitar of global proportions
1. Fluffy 14 years ago
  
  "If Arab democracies are going to vote to not be friendly to Israel, then I guess we'll just have to see to it that Arabs don't have democracies."
2. Almanian 14 years ago
  
  Bachmann's gone full retard.
  
  Fixed
  1. Art-P.O.G. 14 years ago
    
    Um, yeah. Pretty poor stuff, Bachmann.
    1. A fan 14 years ago
      
      Still preferable to the black Jesus.
Almanian 14 years ago

Too many panels, not enough labels, didn't laugh.

Story of my life.

Happy Friday, Reason!
slutmonkey 14 years ago

haha I would totally pay a dollar to watch Newt and Herman Cain mate.
Colonel_Angus 14 years ago

This is really really really gay.
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The cartoon is very interesting and the character is very vivid.
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