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The debt deal

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[johnl]

Anyone have a recipe for a Satan sandwich?

[Matt Damon]

Remember kids, today is Matt Damon day. We all post under the name Matt Damon today.

[Matt Damon]

Matt Damon!

[Ben Afleck]

What am I? Chopped liver? I can say stupid things, too!

[Suki]

Did Matt marry you yet?

[MAAAAAT DAAAAMMMONNN]

MAAAT DDAAAMMOOONN.

[I Do]

Warty and Episiarch with Rather in the middle.

[Teenage Girl]

Eewww!!

[I Do]

I left out the mayo. That would have been obscene.

[Matt Damon]

How ya doin'?

[Anthony Weiner]

Hey!

[Matt Damon]

Epi has second thoughts...

[heller]

Needs. Moar. Labels!

[heller]

Also, this would make a good porno. Mitch McCone and John Boner sandwich Barry Big-O in the sausage room while a mysterious "meat inspector" observes them.

Rule 34? Sugarfree?

[heller]

Oh yeah, and at the end they clean themselves off with $100 bills.

[Fist of Etiquette of Reason.TV]

Change "Capitol Sausage Works" to "Capitol Dildo Factory" and I'll greenlight the project.

[SugarFree]

They scrape themselves clean with trillion dollar coins.

[Tim Geithner]

Eewww!!

[the American Public]

Watching someone else get fucked for a change might be nice.

[Matt Damon]

1) That is the problem, the American public put up with all this garbage because someone else was getting fu[ked. The only time someone complained is when they were getting fu[ked. Now the government is on a big fu[kfest people are standing around wondering how it happened.

2) Matt Damon!!

[Bucky]

now you're being paternalistic...

[Derp Damon]

Take your MBA style attitude somewhere else.

[Film Actors Guild]

Nobody takes a job for tenure. They only work, because they want to teach.

(starts shaving head for some reason)

[Matt Damon]

Shhhh! I don't want anyone to know I'm going bald.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Did the donkey slice the elephant's jugular with its elbow? Did Henry Waxman get a nose job and find work with Moody's? Is a Tea Partier going to run in with a bomb strapped to his chest?

All these questions and more will be answered in the next panel.

[heller]

What made the mysterious scratches on the bottom left of the counter?

[Leroy]

Rather

[Typical Artist]

Chip wisely put them in to balance the composition.

Philistines.

[Ice Nine]

A starving, unemployed, bankrupted Obama voter.

[John Nash]

That's obviously a secret code. Bok is passing state secrets through his comics. Look at this wall I have covered with his panels and you will see the pattern.

[Matt Damon]

Give this guy a trillion bucks!

[Freud]

Sausage, sandwich, meat inspector, bald head, long nose, elephant trunk, elongated donkey head. I think there's a common theme here.

[heller]

The elephant's head is definitely a dick.

[John Boehner]

HEY!!

[Matt Damon]

Remember kids, today is Matt Damon day. We all post under the name Matt Damon today.

[No]

And fuck you.

[Matt Damon]

Matt Damon would be fucking Matt Damon then. That would be just wrong.

[Matt Damon]

Avast! I prefers t' talk like a pirate!

[No, No!]

It's "Nothing Else Happened" Day!

[Fatty Bolger]

Debt-ceiling movie analogy

[Matt Damon]

You didn't post that as Matt Damon.

[Matt Damon]

I forgot.

[Matt Damon]

That's a shitty idea.

[Matt Damon]

It will be epic.

[Libertarian Damon]

Why won't anyone take us seriously?

[Matt Damon]

People take Matt Damon seriously.

[Libertarian Damon]

I like to watch myself masturbate in the mirror!

[Matt Damon]

No, still lacks the "Matt Damon" quality today's posts need.

[Matt Damon]

At least my mom takes me seriously.

[Mrs. Damon]

But it would be a lot better if you stopped masturbating in front of the mirror, Matty.

[Ben Affleck]

What about me?

[Little Mattie Damon]

Ben, yes, you jerk off in front of the mirror too...just like the old days.

[I]

I liked it.
And fuck the lemmings.

[Matt Damon]

I like big sausages.

[Matt Damon]

I don't get it.

[Matt Damon]

Good morning, Reason!

[Lord Humungus]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-as.....1311573092

[Matt Damon]

Is that a picture of Matt Damon?

[Matt Damon]

I am there, but you can't see me. I am banging the elephant in the keister.

[Ed.]

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[Obi Wan]

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

[Ed.]

Nice! You can stay.

[Matty Wan]

Where is the money the teachers are looking for?

[Matt and Ben duet]

Matt: If you're happy with your penis jerk it off
Ben: Jerk it off!
Matt: If you're happy with your penis jerk it off
Ben: Jerk it off!
Matt and Ben: If you're happy with your penis you can wax it 'till it's gleaming If you're happy with your penis jerk it off
Ben: Jerk it off!
Matt: You idiot the song is over!

[Jen Garner]

OMG... I thought you guys broke up!
That's it Ben. I'm leaving. You and Matt can circle jerk to your heart's content. I'm done with you.

[Matt Damon]

???? I thought you were a lesbian?

[Jen Garner]

Just because I won't fuck you doesn't make me a dyke. Now get your hands of my husband's penis!

[squarooticus]

I don't get it.

[P Brooks]

It could have been worse.

[Matt Damon]

This one wasn't bad.

[capitol l]

Fuck, this is soooo goddamn bad. Is Bok trying to justify his pay by illustrating
a worthless dollar?

Jeezuz, if Reason actually pays for this shit I'm cancelling my (nonexistent)subscription and stopping payment on my (nonexistent)donation...RETROACTIVELY! (DRINK?!)

Anybody else notice that the MATTDAMON is going for the shaved yeti look?

[Ben Affleck]

I noticed. I miss being able to run my hands through his hair while he sucks my dick.

[John Ray]

hahahahaha, and I noticed he spelled "capitol" correctly! (Please, no capital punishment for me, just because I'm an insufferable nit-picker!! 😉

[Matt Damonovitch]

Chip Bok must be slipping, because I actually laughed at that one. One whole tenth of a second laugh.

[mr.vb]

thank u
thank u

[??? ???? ???]

me and u

[Francesco Sinibaldi]

La nieve, dulcemente.

La nieve,
dulcemente, la
candida emoci?n
que habla en
la noche y dona
a este sue?o
el candor de la
dulzura.

Francesco Sinibaldi

[???? ??????]

ThaNk U

[Discount Tory Burch]

what footwear styles are creating fashion trends in 2011?The outsoles are durable and special technology is used to add cushioning to the insoles.Most of the extreme heels are referred to as fetish shoes and are meant for admiration and titillation, not wearing to the office or a professional function that calls for walking.The wide width dress sandals from Softspots are extremely popular because of the high level of comfort they offer while retaining the style element.

[cc]

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After you have selected your wedding party attire hang it inside bag it arrives in and don't display it to everybody. Give company a thing to start looking forward to once they see you for your initial time walking along the aisle. And unless it is really unavoidable, don't allow your potential husband see your attire whatsoever prior to the wedding. They say it's poor luck as well as if that's merely a superstition, it definitely does spoil his surprise!

[cc]

If you grew up like I do using a romantic eyesight of what my wedding party ought to be like, then no make any difference how quite a few issues there are to request yourself, you're positive of a single thing, it requirements being perfect. these days not everybody seems as worried about discovering the great Wedding Dresses, but for the vast majority of us - deep within - it actually does matter.

As quickly when you start preparing or even the large day, deciding on your wedding party attire gets an urgent require for most brides. Nobody would like to wait. even though dealing with wedding party strain and preparations, be positive to enable your self a lot of time to attempt on completely different designs and discover the a single who says "you".

The theme of your wedding party would be an significant place when choosing that unique dress. have you been obtaining married for the beach? If so, you may pick a gentle airy style. Have you made the decision on the formal affair? Then by all means, go all out and put on a light attire covered in silk and lace. what ever kind of celebration your wedding party will be, your attire will perform among the most significant roles in it!With the cost of weddings, some couples attempt and minimize back again by creating their personal flowers, or purchase some wedding dress in a specialized dress shop at a high price, but why don't you try to buy a cheap wedding dresse online directly. Where you can also purchase your ideal wedding dress and some new fashions. whatever style, colour or cost variety you sooner or later choose on when deciding on your wedding party dress, don't neglect that it's you your fianc? fell in adore with, not your dress. The attire adds towards ambiance from the day, however it isn't the genuine centerpiece.

After you have selected your wedding party attire hang it inside bag it arrives in and don't display it to everybody. Give company a thing to start looking forward to once they see you for your initial time walking along the aisle. And unless it is really unavoidable, don't allow your potential husband see your attire whatsoever prior to the wedding. They say it's poor luck as well as if that's merely a superstition, it definitely does spoil his surprise!