C-SPAN After Dark: Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-Fla.), Accused of Sexual Harassment, Talks Perversion Up the Ying-Yang
According to The Wall Street Journal, Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-Fla.) has recently been accused of sexually harassing a member of his staff.
We now return you to a simpler time (May 1, 2009) when Rep. Hastings appeared on what seemed to be the first and only episode of C-SPAN: After Dark and delivered a prose poem cataloguing just another typical day in the House of Representatives.
Click to watch. Original text for video:
(May 1, 2009): When the lights go down and the squares leave the House floor and head back home to their second and third spouses, anything can happen in the glimmering dusky lights of Congress as the ghosts of Gerry Studds, Wilbur Mills, and Mark Foley roam the floor looking for action.
In this episode of C-SPAN After Dark, Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-Fla.) catalogs just about every fetish ever dreamed of by the U.S. Congress. We're not exactly sure if he's reading staff-written research or simply indulging in spontaneous bop prosody, but we're pretty certain that America will never be the same again. Or that HR 1913, a.k.a. the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2009, never sounded so sweet.
Kids, don't try this at an awards program!
Produced by Meredith Bragg.
Editor's Note: As of February 29, 2024, commenting privileges on reason.com posts are limited to Reason Plus subscribers. Past commenters are grandfathered in for a temporary period. Subscribe here to preserve your ability to comment. Your Reason Plus subscription also gives you an ad-free version of reason.com, along with full access to the digital edition and archives of Reason magazine. We request that comments be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment and ban commenters for any reason at any time. Comments may only be edited within 5 minutes of posting. Report abuses.
Please
to post comments
That's HOT?!
Just like in The Sound of Music: These are a few of my favorite things.
How dare you undermine Morning Links by posting this so early!
Are you sure he is a democrat? He sounds libertarian
I made poopies!
What was kleptomania doing in that list? If people get a hardon for snatching things then they should get a separate category.
TELL me about it!
Why didn't he just hire some of Hillary's interns?
Don't believe everything porn tells you: It's difficult to sleep with lesbians if you are a dude.
Satellogia? Is that like a satellite fetish?
Also, this really merited some music with 70's saxophone instead of just wahwah guitar. It was that good.
Also, why the fuck would kleptomania be on that list??
I learned a new sexual fetish term as well: klismaphilia. Didn't know they had a word for that.
Sherry enemas are the best.
who knew sugarfree was a democrat?
Someone change my diaper.
C-SPAN After Dark
Is the executive producer slot still open?
Hey, if he's in favor of preventing hate crime enforcement, I support him 100%
Former US District Justice of South District of Florida was impeached by the House and convicted by Senate committee for bribery. He resurrected his career by running in the gerrymandering district and hiring his common law wife as his chief of staff (against House rule) drawing $150k salary.
This is simply the latest of his many many infractions.
Asphyiophilia.
Any chance of the entire Congress getting in on some of that?