Editors at the satirical newspaper have submitted their work for consideration by the Pulitzer Board, sometimes in categories they could conceivably qualify for, like commentary, and other times in categories that would be a stretch, like public service.
Saying the paper's journalistic excellence should be overlooked no longer, The Onion is beginning a full-scale multimedia campaign to get a long-coveted Pulitzer. Readers, celebrities, world leaders and a nonprofit advocacy group called Americans for Fairness in Awarding Journalism Prizes are all contributing to the effort….
With an oddness that only The Onion could muster, the list of luminaries who have contributed testimonial video pleas to the Pulitzer board includes Gayle King, the radio talk show host and best friend of Oprah Winfrey, and the president of Georgia, Mikheil Saakashvili….Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., an acknowledged fan of The Onion's merciless satires of him as a womanizing derelict, was said to be unavailable.
Be sure to read the rest of the article, which explains how "The Onion's ostensibly crotchety old publisher, a character by the name of T. Herman Zweibel," sees the campaign as "the ultimate revenge after a long-running feud with Joseph Pulitzer."
The Onioneers make their case here. I'm not sure the Pulitzers are good enough to be worthy of a winner of The Onion's high quality, but if the paper wants the prize for some reason, I'm happy to endorse its campaign.
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.Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., an acknowledged fan of The Onion's merciless satires of him as a womanizing derelict
Wait, those were satires?
The Onion should get an award for doing stories that were jokes just a few years before they actually happened. Is there an award for accidentally seeing the future? The Marty McFly award?
With all that butt-kissing and shameful self-promotion, would the Onion really appreciate the prize if they were to win it? Not to say they don't deserve it or anything...
Watching Miss USA the Final Questions segment: It's disturbing how obvious it is while the question is asked that the anti-freedom answer is the only acceptable one, whether on marijuana legalization or Koran burning. These dumb bitches have no choice but to be on the side of less freedom, which of course is the side they were on anyway. Was it always like this?
Update: An additional argument for the constitutional scholars among you.
Wait! Wait! As a Constitutional Scholar, I've got this one. Article Two, Section Two -- I get to keep and do what I want with the planes. Article One, Section Eight, Congress gets to kiss my ass!
"Congress shall have the power to do whatever the fuck it wants, so don't fuck with Congress. The President of the United States is top mother-fucker, so don't get all up in his shit."
You're one billionth or so Japanese, aren't you, my good sir? Off to the detention camp with you! All for security and safety, of course! You understand. 🙂
.Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., an acknowledged fan of The Onion's merciless satires of him as a womanizing derelict
Wait, those were satires?
The Onion should get an award for doing stories that were jokes just a few years before they actually happened. Is there an award for accidentally seeing the future? The Marty McFly award?
The Onion is the all-time master of these and these. Not that there's much distinction to be had between the two in the first place.
You quoted Morrissey, dude. Now I have to ignore everything else you wrote, just out of principle.
LOL.
You mentioned Morrissey....therefor this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z20UYhP8vIQ
This is blasphemy! This is madness!
The only video of Morrissey I ever want to see is him being hit...by a double-decker bus.
That would be over far too quickly.
And it would dishonor the bus.
Maybe Warty can suggest the best manner of expiration for Morrissey.
Would a 10 ton truck do?
Still too quick. And who's willing to touch Morrissey with their truck?
That depends. Should it kill the both of us or just him?
The worst thing a comedian can do is to take comedy seriously. The Onion is no exception to this rule.
Awkward!
Yes, and dramatists should never take drama seriously. And don't even get me started on those surgeons.
Balko never got a Pulitzer.
It is obviously a worthless prize.
"Area Man Dazed, Confused, Burned, After Tasering from SWAT Team"
Balko hasn't yet got a Pulitzer, so I'm keeping hope alive.
The constitutional argument is about on par with that found at most law schools, so, why not? Judgment for the plaintiffs.
I'm not sure the Pulitzers are good enough to be worthy of a winner as good as The Onion
Indeed. The Onion deserves a Wurlitzer Prize.
With all that butt-kissing and shameful self-promotion, would the Onion really appreciate the prize if they were to win it? Not to say they don't deserve it or anything...
They deserve a prize for this
http://www.theonion.com/articl.....hell,1445/
Watching Miss USA the Final Questions segment: It's disturbing how obvious it is while the question is asked that the anti-freedom answer is the only acceptable one, whether on marijuana legalization or Koran burning. These dumb bitches have no choice but to be on the side of less freedom, which of course is the side they were on anyway. Was it always like this?
FUCK!
I missed Miss USA? It's no Miss America, or even Miss Teen USA, but I make it a point to watch any and all beauty pageants.
Beauty pageants are kind of pointless in the age of net.pron
It gives me a chuckle to remember the days of being excited that a pretty girl was walking across the TV screen in a bikini.
Jesus, how old are you?
I don't think the pageant is anti-freedom so much as anti-controversy.
Kelly is genuinely better than 90% of editorial cartoonists working today (to say nothing of those who are published on a certain website)
Deny Kelly
Deny the Onion
I just find Feminsting's community blog. Braincells dying. SF r right. Post sight see thingies tomorrow. Pray for me soul.
First. paragraph.
My recent case of abnormally low levels of testosterone and excessively high levels of estrogen is still nowhere near solved.
Is this a spoof?
Why would you do that to yourself?
It has to be a put-on or The Onion has jumped Oprah's couch
In Game of Thrones news:
Dany has three dragon pups....but Drago is dead...along with their son who was born dead.
Since you spoiled people who haven't watched it yet:
Rob dies.
So does Catelyn.
She's a zombie.
Everyone dies. Not everyone is truly undead.
Update: An additional argument for the constitutional scholars among you.
Wait! Wait! As a Constitutional Scholar, I've got this one. Article Two, Section Two -- I get to keep and do what I want with the planes. Article One, Section Eight, Congress gets to kiss my ass!
If you look hard enough, you'll see...
"Congress shall have the power to do whatever the fuck it wants, so don't fuck with Congress. The President of the United States is top mother-fucker, so don't get all up in his shit."
Really, it's there. I promise!
If you were a good honest man, Jesus Christ would not have crippled you.
You're one billionth or so Japanese, aren't you, my good sir? Off to the detention camp with you! All for security and safety, of course! You understand. 🙂
Why not submit an article like the following to the Pulitzer board:
"Pulitzer winner Walter Duranty was right - there was no famine in Ukraine in the 1930s"
+100
Holy shit, Tommy Friedman has a Pulitzer. No, he has 3. No, he has 3 and he is on the Pulitzer Prize Board.