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Once More Into Anthony Weiner's Breeches! Or, How He Confused His Own Sword With the "Tip of Al Qaeda's"

Nick Gillespie | 6.9.2011 7:31 PM

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A new poll of folks in Rep. Anthony Weiner's New York district finds that 56 percent want him to stay, 33 percent want him to go, and 12 percent are undecided. Amazingly, the same poll finds that nobody thinks he's really worth a damn:

Only 44 percent of voters in his district said he's doing an excellent or good job in office; just 38 percent see him favorably; and only 48 percent think he can be effective or very effective in office if he says.

Go figger. The survey, done by New York One and Marist College, was conducted before the full monty was released to a world via the Opie & Anthony radio show's Twitter feed. The image is fuzzy, to be sure, but I can't imagine it's going to boost Weiner's ratings, whether with his constituents or with the ladies.

A lot of people say that there's lying (not a good thing) and then there's lying about sex (also not a good thing, but a more understandable thing). But then there's lying about cellphone porn and tweetpics by saying that the attacks on you may be the "point of Al Qaeda's sword," or some sort of super-terrorist cyberhack of a sitting member of Congress. Which is what Weiner says above (via CNS News).

That's such an awful lie on every possible level that I think it should really remove any doubt about his fitness for office. It's one thing to do stupid things and cover them up with misstatements and obfuscations. That's wrong but understandable, at least within certain limits and when it doesn't directly impact his job. But to play the Al Qaeda card in an attempt to throw folks off the scent of an embarrassing (not even illegal!) misstep is really something else. For god's sake, it would be like, I don't know, the president of the United States bombing two Third World countries just to misdirect people's attention from grand jury testimony. Or something.

Will Weiner stick it out and remain in office? I've got no idea, though he's got to take some comfort from that 56 percent of his district what thinks he should. But when wise columnists and other smart-fellas start talking about incredible negativity the voting masses show toward pols, it'll be worth remembering that an elected member of Congress, from the very city that suffered the greatest terrorist attack in U.S. history, was willing to trade in the worst sort of bullshit to buy himself a few hours' respite from the truth.

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  1. Hugh Akston   14 years ago

    In a less civilized time, a guy like Weiner would've been hung.

    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

      I see what you did there.

    2. Jeffersonian   14 years ago

      They said you was hung!

      And they was right!

  2. Tman   14 years ago

    Apparently Weiner is now writing a new chapter on how to gain a high level position in government and then proceed to light your entire career on fire using napalm and a truck full of gasoline.

    Dude even lied to Obama. Dude. DUDE~!!

    1. Aresen   14 years ago

      Dude even lied to Obama

      Somehow, this does not disturb me.

    2. EscapedWestOfTheBigMuddy   14 years ago

      Dude even lied to Obama.

      What goes around comes around.

  3. Amakudari   14 years ago

    before the full monty was released

    Hover over link

    anthony_weiner_penis_cock_phot.php

    😐

    1. Tman   14 years ago

      No homo.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   14 years ago

      I looked......

      dammit that was dumb

      1. rather   14 years ago

        Scruffy Nerfherder, did you catch teh gay?

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   14 years ago

          More concerned about the clap.

          It's like a train wreck in slow motion, you just can't stop watching.

  4. Sudden   14 years ago

    I guess you are what you tweet

  5. Somalian Road Corporation   14 years ago

    Oh boy, I can't wait to see the left contort itself trying to excuse/explain that Al Qaeda statement.

    That's gold, Jerry, gold.

  6. WasabiPeas   14 years ago

    I think he was joking about Al Qaeda. Wait, are you joking about him being serious about Al Qaeda?

    1. BR   14 years ago

      I think it's obviously a joke, but Gillespie seems to be taking him seriously. He must have some sort of super-subversive ulterior motive.

      1. Richard   14 years ago

        Yeah, on listening to it again, I think Gillespie is mishearing it. He's not blaming Al Qaeda; he's saying, "Look, I didn't get the police involved because it's not like Al Qaeda's involved or something." That's why he's relying on his "private security firm." Still a lie, but not as bad as blaming Al Qaeda for your troubles.

      2. timb   14 years ago

        yeah, Gillespie a) hates Democrats and b) relies on reporting from the theocratic CNS news.

        Once again, we see how pure Nick's "libertarianism" is and how it differs from Robert Stacy McCain or Glenn Reynolds or Sean Hannity, i.e. not at all.

  7. KDS   14 years ago

    I wanna see Charlie Sheen's package.

    Charlie Sheen for Congress!

    1. Episiarch   14 years ago

      "The House Ways and Means Committee picked a fight with a warlock!"

  8. Al Qaeda Cockshot Bureau   14 years ago

    Inshallah, we shall bring to their knees the polytheist infidels with Photoshopped images of filthy Zionist penises!!

  9. Aresen   14 years ago

    56 percent want him to stay, 33 percent want him to go, and 12 percent are undecided.

    = 101%

    I am guessing there is a negative 1% who want him to come that balances that number out.

    1. KDS   14 years ago

      One who is willing to help: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06.....-services/

  10. octothorpe   14 years ago

    Hey, how does Wiener-Spitzer sound?

    Not as a tv show but as a bidet for men.

    1. Paul   14 years ago

      The Weiner-Spitzer cockup was Covered yesterday.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   14 years ago

      The Frank and Weiner Act of 2011

  11. KDS   14 years ago

    Just playin' with names.

    Pelosi Spitzer Wiener. Very short pron film.

    Franks & Wiener. Food Network offers themed show to former congress critters.

    Paris Hilton supports Wiener. Headline at the Onion.

  12. Colin   14 years ago

    I'm guessing about 56% of his district thinks OJ's innocent. And that DSK was set up.

    1. mari dupont   14 years ago

      Clearly the bar is on the floor in that district, but keep in mind the poll was taken before the unveiling of the latest photo.

      If the poll numbers don't drop after that beaut, his constituents must be brain dead.

      1. timb   14 years ago

        Or, alternatively, they liked his politics before and still do. Ask David Vitter's romp to re-election: if the folks like your politics, then they re-elect you

  13. He voted to extend Patriot Act   14 years ago

    ...in 2011 -- what a pig. Seeing that in 2006 he voted the other way.... wonder why!???

  14. Robert   14 years ago

    When you consider that this guy was considered the front runner for next mayor of NYC, it shows how arbitrary political advancement is. As if another such lesson were needed after Harry Truman.

    1. Richard   14 years ago

      Harry Truman was a product of the old smoke-filled room. New Yorkers have no one but themselves to blame for Weiner.

      1. WTF   14 years ago

        Hell, New Yorkers re-elected Charlie Rangel. Charlie Fucking Rangel!

        1. timb   14 years ago

          That is disgusting

  15. ovresmot   14 years ago

    I see no mention of David Vitter here.

    I grow more convinced every day that libertarianism only exists to give young Republicans something marginally less repulsive to call themselves when they're trying to get laid.

    1. KPres   14 years ago

      Nah, it's just my way of telling everybody that I smoke pot.

    2. KPres   14 years ago

      You also don't seem to get that libertarians support legalized prostitution.

      1. timb   14 years ago

        but illegal sexting? Strange brew, Kpres.

    3. timb   14 years ago

      Libertarians are unicorns. Neither exist, as once again the Fonzie of Freedom demonstrates.

  16. X   14 years ago

    Weiner and his district are both to blame. Carve it up in redistricting.

  17. Malvolio   14 years ago

    Will Weiner stick it out and remain in office?

    I LOLed.

  18. scarpe Nike Store   14 years ago

    is good

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