Once More Into Anthony Weiner's Breeches! Or, How He Confused His Own Sword With the "Tip of Al Qaeda's"
A new poll of folks in Rep. Anthony Weiner's New York district finds that 56 percent want him to stay, 33 percent want him to go, and 12 percent are undecided. Amazingly, the same poll finds that nobody thinks he's really worth a damn:
Only 44 percent of voters in his district said he's doing an excellent or good job in office; just 38 percent see him favorably; and only 48 percent think he can be effective or very effective in office if he says.
Go figger. The survey, done by New York One and Marist College, was conducted before the full monty was released to a world via the Opie & Anthony radio show's Twitter feed. The image is fuzzy, to be sure, but I can't imagine it's going to boost Weiner's ratings, whether with his constituents or with the ladies.
A lot of people say that there's lying (not a good thing) and then there's lying about sex (also not a good thing, but a more understandable thing). But then there's lying about cellphone porn and tweetpics by saying that the attacks on you may be the "point of Al Qaeda's sword," or some sort of super-terrorist cyberhack of a sitting member of Congress. Which is what Weiner says above (via CNS News).
That's such an awful lie on every possible level that I think it should really remove any doubt about his fitness for office. It's one thing to do stupid things and cover them up with misstatements and obfuscations. That's wrong but understandable, at least within certain limits and when it doesn't directly impact his job. But to play the Al Qaeda card in an attempt to throw folks off the scent of an embarrassing (not even illegal!) misstep is really something else. For god's sake, it would be like, I don't know, the president of the United States bombing two Third World countries just to misdirect people's attention from grand jury testimony. Or something.
Will Weiner stick it out and remain in office? I've got no idea, though he's got to take some comfort from that 56 percent of his district what thinks he should. But when wise columnists and other smart-fellas start talking about incredible negativity the voting masses show toward pols, it'll be worth remembering that an elected member of Congress, from the very city that suffered the greatest terrorist attack in U.S. history, was willing to trade in the worst sort of bullshit to buy himself a few hours' respite from the truth.
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In a less civilized time, a guy like Weiner would've been hung.
I see what you did there.
They said you was hung!
And they was right!
Apparently Weiner is now writing a new chapter on how to gain a high level position in government and then proceed to light your entire career on fire using napalm and a truck full of gasoline.
Dude even lied to Obama. Dude. DUDE~!!
Dude even lied to Obama
Somehow, this does not disturb me.
What goes around comes around.
before the full monty was released
Hover over link
anthony_weiner_penis_cock_phot.php
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No homo.
I looked......
dammit that was dumb
Scruffy Nerfherder, did you catch teh gay?
More concerned about the clap.
It's like a train wreck in slow motion, you just can't stop watching.
I guess you are what you tweet
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the left contort itself trying to excuse/explain that Al Qaeda statement.
That's gold, Jerry, gold.
I think he was joking about Al Qaeda. Wait, are you joking about him being serious about Al Qaeda?
I think it's obviously a joke, but Gillespie seems to be taking him seriously. He must have some sort of super-subversive ulterior motive.
Yeah, on listening to it again, I think Gillespie is mishearing it. He's not blaming Al Qaeda; he's saying, "Look, I didn't get the police involved because it's not like Al Qaeda's involved or something." That's why he's relying on his "private security firm." Still a lie, but not as bad as blaming Al Qaeda for your troubles.
yeah, Gillespie a) hates Democrats and b) relies on reporting from the theocratic CNS news.
Once again, we see how pure Nick's "libertarianism" is and how it differs from Robert Stacy McCain or Glenn Reynolds or Sean Hannity, i.e. not at all.
I wanna see Charlie Sheen's package.
Charlie Sheen for Congress!
"The House Ways and Means Committee picked a fight with a warlock!"
Inshallah, we shall bring to their knees the polytheist infidels with Photoshopped images of filthy Zionist penises!!
= 101%
I am guessing there is a negative 1% who want him to come that balances that number out.
One who is willing to help: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06.....-services/
Hey, how does Wiener-Spitzer sound?
Not as a tv show but as a bidet for men.
The Weiner-Spitzer cockup was Covered yesterday.
The Frank and Weiner Act of 2011
Just playin' with names.
Pelosi Spitzer Wiener. Very short pron film.
Franks & Wiener. Food Network offers themed show to former congress critters.
Paris Hilton supports Wiener. Headline at the Onion.
I'm guessing about 56% of his district thinks OJ's innocent. And that DSK was set up.
Clearly the bar is on the floor in that district, but keep in mind the poll was taken before the unveiling of the latest photo.
If the poll numbers don't drop after that beaut, his constituents must be brain dead.
Or, alternatively, they liked his politics before and still do. Ask David Vitter's romp to re-election: if the folks like your politics, then they re-elect you
...in 2011 -- what a pig. Seeing that in 2006 he voted the other way.... wonder why!???
When you consider that this guy was considered the front runner for next mayor of NYC, it shows how arbitrary political advancement is. As if another such lesson were needed after Harry Truman.
Harry Truman was a product of the old smoke-filled room. New Yorkers have no one but themselves to blame for Weiner.
Hell, New Yorkers re-elected Charlie Rangel. Charlie Fucking Rangel!
That is disgusting
I see no mention of David Vitter here.
I grow more convinced every day that libertarianism only exists to give young Republicans something marginally less repulsive to call themselves when they're trying to get laid.
Nah, it's just my way of telling everybody that I smoke pot.
You also don't seem to get that libertarians support legalized prostitution.
but illegal sexting? Strange brew, Kpres.
Libertarians are unicorns. Neither exist, as once again the Fonzie of Freedom demonstrates.
Weiner and his district are both to blame. Carve it up in redistricting.
I LOLed.
is good