Former Indianapolis Mayor to New York City Workers: Drop Dead!
Former Indianapolis Mayor Stephen Goldsmith was known as a tightwad when he was running Hoosiertown (or whatever Indy's nickname other than Indy is). That's exactly what you want in a public servant. His cost-cutting ways even got written up in Reason magazine back in the day.
Lately, Goldsmith has been hanging his hat in the Mayor Mike Bloomberg regime in New York City, which is facing a whopping $3.3 billion deficit next fiscal year. Goldsmith is about to lower the boom on "thousands" of city workers, a mass firing that will save The Big Apple (now, that's a nickname) around $1.5 billion simoleons. Fear not, fans of public-sector employees: Fun City (another great nickname!) has over 300,000 such workers, so Goldsmith could cut 10 percent and you wouldn't even notice the service getting shittier at, say, The Mayor's Office of Industrial and Manufacturing Businesses.
Something to think about when governments start complaining that they've already cut spending to the bone and sold off both kidneys along with one cornea just to get by: Gotham (yet another nickname!) has a projected deficit that comes to just 5 percent of a $65 billion budget. How many of you couldn't cut 5 freaking percent out of your annual budget?
Hat tip: Alan Vanneman, World's Greatest Everything.
Bonus Goldsmith! Hizzformeroner makes an appearance in the "Privatize It!" episode of Reason Saves Cleveland with Drew Carey, where he explains how competitive bidding saved money and upped the level of city services - while also giving current city workers a real shot at making better wages. Goldsmith shows up around the 6.30 mark below.
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That is a really sick alt-text, Nick.
I like it a lot.
Can you get a union leader to say "drop dead?" There's a fair chance many of the workers actually would. Maybe an Ocean's 11 style of plot? Boom, baby! There's your 5% reduction.
Those clowns will haunt my dreams tonight, won't they?
Did you see that guy in the linked video, the farmer's market apparatchik? He does indeed look ready to drop dead. An ideal choice, putting him in charge of a food market.
I always just called it "Inja-noplace".
...(or whatever Indy's nickname other than Indy is)...
How about "not Cincinnati"?
(Granted, there are a few Skyline locations there--but apparently not Gold Star.)
Columbus West.
Goldsmith is about to lower the boom on "thousands" of city workers, a mass firing that will save The Big Apple (now, that's a nickname) around $1.5 billion simoleons.
2/3 of which will be absorbed by the new flying squads of crack salt, transfat and smoking inspectors.
Paid for by tax dollars. Everybody knows the best way to get out of a deficit is to tax the hell out of people.
Wait, sorry, that's how you get them to move to New Jersey.
Or Connecticut. Or Westchester. Or Nassau.
Or Charlotte. Seriously, we've got all sorts of ex-New Yorkers here.
It was OK for a while - they got away from New York City and they loved it, but too many didn't quite understand what had made New York rotten, and they have been making the same mistakes again.
This morning, on Bloomberg, they were interviewing the mayor of some city in Michigan who wants to declare bankruptcy. He said it's the only way to get the unions to wake up.
I assume they are already working on the recall campaign.
How many of you couldn't cut 5 freaking percent out of your annual budget?
Nice little blog ya got here ...
NYC gets (got) a lot of it's revenue from wall street, including wall street bonus.
(or whatever Indy's nickname other than Indy is)
Indy is also known as Naptown. That's the worst nickname ever.
I don't know why people are always hating on Naptown (both the nickname and the place itself).
Indy has some of the nicest people in the US. Not from Indy by the way.
Stop spelling my name wrong!
Anyway, Congress today failed to approve funding for those lifetime unemployment benefits. Tonight could be the night that Ed Schultz's gigantic head finally explodes. Keep your fingers crossed, America.
Alan Vanneman, World's Greatest Everything.
His reputation as a hiker-raping ape-man isn't the strongest.
It's all about performance, ?. While Steve Smith has the reputation, Vanneman is out there getting the job done better. He just doesn't brag as much.
"Alan Vanneman, World's Greatest Everything."
That would include douche bag, right?
Is that postcard for real?? Awesomest ever, if so. Even the pig looks like it wants to do me in.
Pigs are mean mofos. Really. Never forget they are carnivores, and as smart as the average Supreme Court Justice.
When I've been hunting for feral hogs, I treat them exactly the same as I do bears.
The Big Apple? More like the Big Road Apple...
And bears don't shit in the city, just politicians...
Naptown and Circle City are also appropriate.
Just don't call it the Crossroads of America.
as smart as the average Supreme Court Justice.
You owe feral pigs everywhere an apology, R C.
Firing government workers? Cutting government budgets? The racist undertones of this article are quite obvious. You must be one of those tea baggers.
Bloomberg's cutting 10,000 workers - not quite 5%, but a decent start, considering the competition.
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2010/nov2010/nylo-n19.shtml