Intern at Reason This Spring!

We are now accepting applications Reason's spring 2011 Burton C. Gray Memorial Internship! The intern works 10 weeks during the winter/spring in our Washington, D.C. office and receives a $5,000 stipend.

The job includes reporting and writing for Reason and Reason Online, and helping with research, proofreading, and other tasks. Previous interns have gone on to work at such places as The Wall Street Journal, Forbes, ABC News, and Reason itself.

To apply, send your résumé, up to five writing samples (preferably published clips), and a cover letter to:

Gray Internship
Reason
1747 Connecticut Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20009

Electronic applications can be sent to [e-mail], with the subject line: Gray Internship Application. The deadline for applications is November 13, 2010.

Comments

[Fist of Etiquette]

Will this intern's duties include acting as contributors' cabin boy in the upcoming Reason cruise? Or has that thing even still happening?

[Episiarch]

All interns, regardless of sex, are required to service the editors on command. It's how they show dominance. They're like a bunch of bonobo chimps.

[Sudden]

I was at the zoo with my girlfriend a month or two ago and we actually saw a chimp getting a blowjob from another chimp... it was awesome. It was really funny listening to a mother nearbyu trying to explain it away when her son asked about what was going on. One of those priceless moments that is so good it seems scripted and makes you happy to be alive.

[sloopyinca]

I had to explain to my kids why a tortise was trying to "climb over" another one and the zoo once.

And you weren't at the Lincoln Park Zoo when that happened, were you?

[Fiscal Meth]

Bonobos engage in girl on girl cunni too. HOTT

[Roberto]

Internship - count me out! I'm not going to the zoo and giving a chimp a blowjob!!

[Episiarch]

Master Shake: I hate to be a buzz kill, but he said that your house is on elf graves and they're pissed off.

Carl: All right, fine, we'll do that.

Meatwad: And the blood's just gonna keep flowing, unless...

Cybernetic Ghost: Unless Carl pays tribute to the Elfin Elders in space.

Carl: I'll do it. What do I do?

Cybernetic Ghost: You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape.

Carl: Okay...how much?

Cybernetic Ghost: Sexually.

Carl: ...wonderful.

[Dusty Gazongas]

You guys are cute.
Is this Pennsylvania?

[JW]

Is this Pennsylvania?

Why? Are you lost on the turnpike?

[MONKEY wrench]

Yes!

[what]

nothing about the rally yet?

[Wind Rider]

The entertainment event thrown by entertainers that happened to be on the Mall and lampooned things political? Jokes were told, several of them making the audience the butt thereof, and at the end Stewart encouraged everyone to group hug or something, and then thanked everyone for giving him what he really wanted. Attention. At least that's what I saw.

[Monk]

Where are the friday funnies? I cant find it.

[sloopyinca]

When could one ever find them?

[Matrix]

On Wednesday, of course!

[exile]

do you drug test

[Reason Staff*]

Yes. So you better bring the good shit.

*please don't ban me.

[wylie]

helping with research, proofreading, and other tasks.

*snert* Ok, sure. *chortle*

[Jen Wilson]

Wow, Interns are just cool like that .

http://www.anonymize.it.tc

[Pip]

Where the fuck you been?

[RS]

It's not Lou 🙁

[fishfry]

I like the Jack-in-the-Box commercial where they dip the intern in the strawberry shake. Do you do that?

[JOhnny MAckson]

Here's my r?sum?: I tossed it while a watching all the Internet's porn simultaneously. For compensation, I will require 3 seconds alone with that record-breaking Chinese supercomputer, five Furbies and a juice presser. LOL

Jess
http://www.anon-yes-please.com

[Restoras]

Do the interns get to carry The Jacket around the office in a sedan chair?

[crazyfish]

It is great that reason is offering paid internships. It is rare to offer a paid journalism internship. I wonder how fierce the competition is, probably aren't very many Libertarian minded students with journalism aspirations.

[Libertarian journalism student]

You don't want to know the unspeakable things I would do to get this internship.

[Pepe]

Do you take unemployed 33 year olds with useless political science degrees?

[Max]

If selected, check your brain at the door.

[Old Mexican]

Don't apply if you are Max, as Max is brainless - there's nothing to check!

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[Christy-Aria]

You call me after you see my advertisement on my website, because you want to learn about how to cook Thai food. After I meet you then we will go to the market together but before we go shopping, I will have to make sure that you do not do anything naughty, so I put on chastity belt on you first. Thai cooking is complex, and requires a lot of fresh ingredients, which requires us to walk around the entire market selecting all the ingredients that we need; this takes time, but it is great because it allows me to tease you. I can tell that you are getting horny, but the chastity belt keeps you under control. After we finish at the market, then I bring you home so that we can start to prepare a nice meal. First, you need to put on an apron, but that is all that you will wear. I will be able to see your bum because I will need to spank you if you make a mistake and don't listen to what I tell you to do. For me, I will wear a black corset, with black stockings and 7 inch black high heel shoes. when we prepare the food, I can tease you at anytime that I want. Finally we finish cooking the food, and it is time to taste it. I tell you to put your food on my feet, and you can lick the food from my feet and between my toes. WOW!!! So lovely to see you eat from my feet, and so delicious for you

[Pip]

That you, joe?

[Kristen]

Me love you long time?

[Old Mexican]

I will consider it under two conditions:

a) That there's a guarrantee there will be women interns.
b) That sexual harrassment policies are lax.

Otherwise, no.

[Warty]

I hope the porn-spambot sticks around. She really classes up the joint, doesn't she?

[Fiscal Meth]

Don't talk about Max that way.

[Kristen]

I will consider it under two conditions:

a) That there's a guarrantee Balko will come back to DC.
b) That sexual harrassment policies are lax.

Otherwise, no.

[cheap corsets]

Do you want to find cheap corsets online? If you do you won't be the only one. Everyone is trying to cut back on what they spend these days, but most of us are reluctant to stop spending money altogether, especially when it is on something that makes us feel so good.