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Maps of the Day

Jesse Walker | 9.29.2010 9:37 AM

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  1. Walt   15 years ago

    Apparently, Germany is known by many as the place for dirty porn.

    This is good to know. As if I didn't know this already.

  2. robc   15 years ago

    Americans think chocolate comes from Belgium. Europeans agree that it comes from Switzerland.

    There is some big point there, I think.

    1. Jerry   15 years ago

      It was a Swiss immigrant to Belgium who invented the praline.

  3. AndrewGurn   15 years ago

    Still ignoring the Balkans... has history taught us nothing?

  4. AlmightyJB   15 years ago

    I was just expecting one map that said whiny pussys

  5. Joe Dokes   15 years ago

    Where do the cheese eating surrender monkeys live?

    Joe Dokes

  6. Mehlander   15 years ago

    Meh.

  7. ClubMedSux   15 years ago

    I love Germany. And I love porn. Yet I don't love German porn. Go figure.

    1. Warty   15 years ago

      Me too. And the same goes for Japan.

      1. dbcooper   15 years ago

        Italian porn has the best fucking, but german porn can be excellent too. All the shouting, stern looks and rubber can't be bad.

      2. SugarFree   15 years ago

        I'd like Japanese porn more if we could airlift them some crotch razors. Japanese pubes usually look like crazy San Francisco homeless guys. I half-expect the labia to start demanding spare change and rambling about Bushitler.

        1. Warty   15 years ago

          Not to mention that most of it has blurred genitalia. What the fuck, Japan?

          1. SugarFree   15 years ago

            Is it blurred or does some of it just look like that? Maybe there is a sub-race a Japanese who genitals only resolve at 8-bits.

            1. Carl Ditters von Dittersdorf   15 years ago

              H&R: Keeping it classy since 2002.

              1. SugarFree   15 years ago

                Yawn.

                1. Carl Ditters von Dittersdorf   15 years ago

                  Exactly!

                  1. Warty   15 years ago

                    Anonopussy continues his lonely crusade to shame the shameless. Fuck, you're boring.

                    1. dbcooper   15 years ago

                      The absence of europorn connoisseurs is the saddest thing of all though.

                    2. Warty   15 years ago

                      Czech and Slovak porn is the best europorn, in my opinion.

                    3. dbcooper   15 years ago

                      The italo stuff made in the former bulgaria, romania, czech republic etc is pretty damn good and filthy.

                    4. dbcooper   15 years ago

                      scratch former.

                    5. troy   15 years ago

                      I don't believe you. Linky linky.

        2. Ted S.   15 years ago

          You know what San Francisco homeless guys' pubes look like? Ewww....

    2. Abdul   15 years ago

      "Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?"

  8. Ska   15 years ago

    Turkey is great on every map.

    1. heller   15 years ago

      I've never had turkey served that way. I guess I should try it if it's always great on a map.

    2. Warty   15 years ago

      Most people are unaware of how excellent Turkish food is. You're missing out if you are too.

    3. Mike Laursen   15 years ago

      All I know is that Turks call turkeys "Indias". (Well, actually, the Turkish word is "Hindi".)

  9. radu   15 years ago

    As a Romanian i would like to say we are in no way poorer then Bulgarians, both countries are equally poor and equally shitty and no vampires in sight anywhere

    1. troy   15 years ago

      ..and Romania has this hotty.

      http://www.youtube.com/user/ZOMGitsCriss

    2. Robert   15 years ago

      Of course the vampires are not visible in daylight.

  10. Paul   15 years ago

    Fucking epic win on France being the "TwinkReich" to the stereotypes according to Gay Men.

  11. Big Chief   15 years ago

    The Real US Map of the World

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