Maps of the Day

Jesse Walker | 9.29.2010 9:37 AM

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Walt 14 years ago

Apparently, Germany is known by many as the place for dirty porn.

This is good to know. As if I didn't know this already.
robc 14 years ago

Americans think chocolate comes from Belgium. Europeans agree that it comes from Switzerland.

There is some big point there, I think.
1. Jerry 14 years ago
  
  It was a Swiss immigrant to Belgium who invented the praline.
AndrewGurn 14 years ago

Still ignoring the Balkans... has history taught us nothing?
AlmightyJB 14 years ago

I was just expecting one map that said whiny pussys
Joe Dokes 14 years ago

Where do the cheese eating surrender monkeys live?

Joe Dokes
Mehlander 14 years ago

Meh.
ClubMedSux 14 years ago

I love Germany. And I love porn. Yet I don't love German porn. Go figure.
1. Warty 14 years ago
  
  Me too. And the same goes for Japan.
  1. dbcooper 14 years ago
    
    Italian porn has the best fucking, but german porn can be excellent too. All the shouting, stern looks and rubber can't be bad.
  2. SugarFree 14 years ago
    
    I'd like Japanese porn more if we could airlift them some crotch razors. Japanese pubes usually look like crazy San Francisco homeless guys. I half-expect the labia to start demanding spare change and rambling about Bushitler.
    1. Warty 14 years ago
      
      Not to mention that most of it has blurred genitalia. What the fuck, Japan?
      1. SugarFree 14 years ago
        
        Is it blurred or does some of it just look like that? Maybe there is a sub-race a Japanese who genitals only resolve at 8-bits.
        
        Carl Ditters von Dittersdorf 14 years ago
        
        H&R: Keeping it classy since 2002.
        
        SugarFree 14 years ago
        
        Yawn.
        
        Carl Ditters von Dittersdorf 14 years ago
        
        Exactly!
        
        Warty 14 years ago
        
        Anonopussy continues his lonely crusade to shame the shameless. Fuck, you're boring.
        
        dbcooper 14 years ago
        
        The absence of europorn connoisseurs is the saddest thing of all though.
        
        Warty 14 years ago
        
        Czech and Slovak porn is the best europorn, in my opinion.
        
        dbcooper 14 years ago
        
        The italo stuff made in the former bulgaria, romania, czech republic etc is pretty damn good and filthy.
        
        dbcooper 14 years ago
        
        scratch former.
        
        troy 14 years ago
        
        I don't believe you. Linky linky.
    2. Ted S. 14 years ago
      
      You know what San Francisco homeless guys' pubes look like? Ewww....
2. Abdul 14 years ago
  
  "Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?"
Ska 14 years ago

Turkey is great on every map.
1. heller 14 years ago
  
  I've never had turkey served that way. I guess I should try it if it's always great on a map.
2. Warty 14 years ago
  
  Most people are unaware of how excellent Turkish food is. You're missing out if you are too.
3. Mike Laursen 14 years ago
  
  All I know is that Turks call turkeys "Indias". (Well, actually, the Turkish word is "Hindi".)
radu 14 years ago

As a Romanian i would like to say we are in no way poorer then Bulgarians, both countries are equally poor and equally shitty and no vampires in sight anywhere
1. troy 14 years ago
  
  ..and Romania has this hotty.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/user/ZOMGitsCriss
2. Robert 14 years ago
  
  Of course the vampires are not visible in daylight.
Paul 14 years ago

Fucking epic win on France being the "TwinkReich" to the stereotypes according to Gay Men.
Big Chief 14 years ago

The Real US Map of the World

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