Friday Funnies

Michelle Obama's European Vacation

Comments

[Suki]

Gooooooooooooood morning reason!

Payne, funny. Good one.

[Episiarch]

Oh look, an insipid cartoon by Payne and an insipid, immediate comment by JohnSukiBot. How droll.

[BeltwayLurker]

What depth and insight. Stand by for five more versions under different names in support.

[Toolbag]

Holy crap where did Suki get all the bad pres from? Seems to be no love for Suki anysmore.

[Brandybuck]

I still want Suki to have my baby!

[TDL]

This is fairly unimaginative.

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[are sea tee el]

Praise the load and pass the ammo.

[SugarFree]

I don't understand the outrage. The overruns on the average highway project cost more than this trip. It was a small price to pay to not have to see her working in her retarded garden for couple of weeks, in my opinon.

[Shoeless Chris]

The Obamas are harvesting retards?

[Hank]

Organic ratards.

[Joe Biden]

Hey!

[Astrid]

My outrage is that they let her back in the country, not that she left it.

[SugarFree]

Now that's a sensible position.

[Spokesman for BP]

My outrage is that they let her into Europe at a time when there is still oil in the Gulf of Mexico she could be cleaning up

[Andr]

My feelings exactly; I wish they'd all take more vacations instead of passing enormous and hugely expensive laws.

[BeltwayLurker]

We get to drive on those roads later. Who gets to drive on Lady Michelle?

[Barry Obama]

Hey! Now, let's not talk about that.

[Barack Obama]

As soon as the kids grow up and leave home, a bus

[Toolbag]

It better be a big one.

[In Time Of War]

Hey! That's the "R-word" now! And the infantilization of America is complete.

[Woodrow]

I don't understand why any politician or their family goes on vacation outside the country. It seems analogous to Steve Jobs bragging about buying a Zune. They all make a big deal about buying American made cars and such.

[Mike Laursen]

It works for liberal politicians. Liberals all have an inferiority complex with regards to Europe.

[Jason]

Except for the European idea of subsidiarity. Liberals call it a code word segregation.

[MrGuy]

They'll love it until they find out there's no 7-Eleven, Jiffy-Lube, or 24-Hour Wallmart.

[Jason]

There's probably a 24-Hour Carrefour...

[EscapedWestOfTheBigMuddy]

But does the bar stay open all hours?

/Croque monsieur and an amber ale, see vou play

[Fist of Etiquette]

They should do the same cartoon, except make it about Michelle Obama. She does practically the same thing as this Antionette lady (whom I've never even heard of).

[JohnD]

Surely you jest? Or are you really that dense?

[Joe M]

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Why can't it be both?

[Fiscal Meth]

Surely you jest JonhD. Or are you really that dense?

[jb]

Don't call me Shirley

[waffles]

hahahahahahahahaha, oh wow. I'm glad it's early and few people are here because I'm practically splitting my sides over this! comparing michele to antoinette, what a hoot!

[Hank]

Next item:

- build contorversial Mosque at Ground Zero for husband's worship

*25% of Americans believe Obama is a Moozlim. And that number is up!

Once you get past the ignorance, that is pretty fucking funny. If ever polled, I would have to say Muslim just for the fun of it.

[Mr Whipple]

I wonder how many of the people polled, think like you.

[Hank]

I was too. But if more people like me were polled, I would hope there would be an "I don't give rat's fat ass what religion the president practices" option in the polling.

[Toolbag]

+Uno

[cynical]

No, he's pretty clearly Sith.

[kilroy]

This sucks.

[Jen]

Holy crap, this one's actually funny!

[NANCY REAGAN]

And they bitched about the pricey gowns that I BORROWED from my friends? These people have no shame.

[BeltwayLurker]

Tell 'em Nancy!

[Sarah Palin]

Or those wardrobes that the RNC made me wear. I wanted to go up there in my Kohl's collection because that is what real Americans, like Joe the plumber's wife wear. You know those people with small business values in small towns, who work hard despite those in congress who want to take away the American dream from these hardworkers, with special needs kids. Well gosh golly John McCain and I have a vision for America and we want to return American to the right track doncha know. You got those Hockey Moms cooking hamburger helper in these hard times because that's what real America does....

[Mr. FIFY]

I'd give a weeks' pay to see Michelle Obama prepare Hamburger Helper.

No, fuck that... *generic* hamburger helper. From Aldi's. With ground turkey, 'cuz it's what poor people buy when they can't afford hamburger after their president sticks a huge epoxy-and-broken-glass-covered dildo up the ass of the economy.

IOW, make those fuckers in the White House live like the poor people about whom they claim to give a shit.

[Jeff]

I've always thought politicians should earn the median income of their district.

[Dude]

That's an amazingly good idea; they get a raise by improving the income of the people they live with. (Will have an interesting interaction with earmarks though...)

[tb]

Ground turkey is more expensive than ground beef. if you're looking to save money, you jusy buy the ground beef with a higher fat content, as it is much cheaper.

[Mr. FIFY]

I've seen ground turkey at one dollar a pound. Don't know about where you shop.

[sage]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[yet another dave]

Marie had her head lopped off by the revolting peasants.... What's Payne getting at here? There are nuances to be explored.

[John Adams]

Nothing a little prison time won't cure.

[PEASANTS]

Who you calling revolting?!

[Pip]

I'd call Joel Pile revolting. I wonder if Joel Pile is a sheep fucker? Anyone have any insight on that?

[Sean L.]

Whoa, there! You're dangerously close to violating statute 21-4004!

Change "wonder" to "heard" and you, too, can be posting your own $10,000 bond!

[P Brooks]

Is that Valerie Jarett? Next time, put Michelle in the cartoon.

[Pro Libertate]

Man, look at those amazing arms! Have you ever seen arms like that?

[Media Idiot]

Yes, they are quite toned. She's amazingly graceful.

[nanda]

people who believe in redistribution have no right taking luxurious vacations.

[Pip]

^^THIS^^

[Pro Libertate]

Silly person, they mean that we should redistribute our wealth so that the political class can use it for whatever the hell they want.

[PR]

It had potential, but the list items were lame. Shopping for a bat'leth or rescuing Hans Solo's carbonite encrusted body might have worked.

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[Pip]

You need to go fuck yourself, asscunt.

[Pro Libertate]

Hey, I like Windows 7.

[rustedangel]

Me too, and Vista was a good OS too. I had less stability issues with it and better performance than I got with XP.

[Pip]

"Hey, I like Windows 7."

Greaqt. But do you also like spam with your threads?

[cynical]

Better than spam on my plate.

[P Brooks]

Have you ever seen arms like that?

Yes. On Gumby.

[Marcello]

Tacky. I like smacking the President around as much as anyone, but the wife and kids are off limits, k?

[creech]

Not O.K. Any "First Lady" who inserts herself into governance/preachy type activities is fair game. Not O.K. for kids unless they do same. [We should be ashamed for once mocking Santorum's little daughter. We are, aren't we?
Bueller? Bueller?]

[In Time Of War]

Screw that, the Santorum picture was hilarious.
And the public ridicule presented the children with the opportunity to grow and mature by overcoming adversity and strengthening their personal beliefs and convictions.
It was really a win-win for everyone involved.

[Mr. FIFY]

I'll agree that the kids should remain off-limits until the age of eighteen, at which time let loose and ridicule them all you want.

I feel sorry for the Obamakids. They will never have a normal life.

[Pip]

As if they would have anyway.

[Mr. FIFY]

True, but now they'll have to be under some kind of guard for basically their entire lives, because Daddy just *had* to be president.

[Cracker's Boy]

Fuck the kids. Because of their father, I'll never have a normal life again either.

CB

[DLM]

If it doesn't kill them, it will make the stronger?

[Torontonian]

Their personal lives are off limits assuming they go about their own business like normal citizens.

To the extent they choose to involve themselves in affairs of state, or misuse public resources for their personal benefit, they become fair game.

[Mike Laursen]

Kinda funny, but too wordy.

[Sean L.]

So a rich, black woman named Michelle is AUTOMATICALLY assumed to be the first lady? Racist bastard!

[LarryA]

She's going to need a lot of cake.

[black guy]

Not really funny but at least he attempted to be clever this time.

[It's always 4:20!]

This cartoon shows how difficult it is to capture Michelle's hideous ugliness.

She looks like Chewbacca shaved.

[Toolbag]

Michelle the Wide

[Starved for Humor]

Oh, HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA ROFL HAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA LOL Giggle, "Michelle Antoinette", HEEHEE HAHA squeak chortle gag.

[Almanian]

Payne works for the Detroit News and actually has some LULZ cartoons on their site. How come the crappy ones (like this) always end up in Reason?

Y'now, for a post called "Friday Funnies"....

[kreminitly]

Please see the subsequent article on the home page. Could be a resource limitation. Peak bandwidth, peak humor.....who knows.

[bags]

Oh look, an insipid cartoon by Payne and an insipid, immediate comment by JohnSukiBot. How droll.

[Scarf]

You can export whatever you used it in, but you must manufacture it in China.

[Michelle Obama]

You people are racist!

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

Ha ha ho hum. Lame and predictable.

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Oh look, an insipid cartoon by Payne and an insipid, immediate comment by JohnSukiBot. How droll.

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