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The Toyota defense
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Why, oh why, can't reason post a Friday Funny that's actually funny? Is it an institutional thing? Is that the joke in and of itself?
One day we'll look back and laugh, right? RIGHT?
I laugh at you, if that's any consolation.
You're just overcompensating for your appalling lack of rise n' shine blowjobs.
No, no, rectal--I mean rctl--took care of that.
your wife had another headache.
Jw, he rose but didn't get a shine.
Its funny becaause it is a bbigbooty
I can't understand it without TOYOTA written on the car.
No, no, no. It's amusing because the car is not even a Toyota.
Be careful what you wish for.
"C'mon, Charlie Brown; I PROMISE I won't pull the ball away, this time!"
Mildly amusing
Relevant but aging
Middling artwork
Grade: C+
"Hi Officer. Don't worry about the dog in the back seat. I already shot him."
+1
Two thumbs up!!
That's no dog, that's my wife!
Haha! Every Friday "Funnies" has a much better cartoon suggestion in the comments.
I wouldd like to say that this was well worth the wait.
Would like, but you can't?
I just really like drawing cars
I actually enjoyed this one. Well done, Bok.
"Yes, I would like to make a contribution to the state treasury. How did you know?"
"I'm sorry officer, I was using the Slaughter Solution when I deemed to pass you on the right. It doesn't count, does it?"
"Sorry officer. I was, um, shaving..."
"You're the one who left it idling..."
It's just a photo-realist painting of the truth. Not subtle enough.
This is really funny. Bravo. Much better then some of the other ones.
There wasn't some way to connect this with something a little more significance in current affairs?
Well, I thought it was funny...and it looks like my car, too.
There wasn't some way to connect this with something a little more significance in current affairs?
Hell ya! Nice article!
"Sorry officer. I was, um, shaving..."
I remember these types of cartoon jokes near the Sports section of the newspapers. Some are funny, some sren't.
I don't get it? Does it mean he was speeding and thats his excuse.
Mildly amusing.
This totally makes me think of all the issues Toyota is having right now. haha
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Love this cartoon, i think i've seen it on live tv somewhere am i right?
This totally makes me think of all the issues Toyota is having right now. haha
This totally makes me think of all the issues Toyota is having right now. haha
This totally makes me think of all the issues Toyota is having right now. haha
Maybe it's time to not consider buying toyota cars...
I actually like this.
A+, quit whining everyone
yeah, that happens to me sometimes, too 🙂
yeah, that is true 🙂 happens to me sometimes
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I agree it would have been better written without the text explanation, but I still love it. Thanks.
This gave me a chuckle. Thanks.
Heheh, I'll use that next time I get caught 😀 J/K...
Ha. I think that excuse might have worked if the guy was three, but I don't think the cop is going to buy it!
hehe this is hilarious!!! i liked it.
The guilty face of the driver is priceless. But the comments are right, its kinda hard to get the joke.
Quite funny 🙂 When are you going to post more of this? (especially i love jokes with cops and blondes :P)
Classic! I could have used that a few days ago
Over in Australia this joke is more about Fords as they get stuck without braking on freeways.
I could have used that a few days ago
This is so funny! the car looks nice... I wish I had one like that...
And the policeman... he looks really funny! 🙂
My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won't get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there's more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp. I'm not concerned that Mr. Crumb will go to hell or anything crazy like that! It's just that he, like many types of religionists, seems to take it literally, take it straight...the Bible's books were not written by straight laced divinity students in 3 piece suits who white wash religious beliefs as if God made them with clothes on...the Bible's books were written by people with very different mindsets...in order to really get the Books of the Bible, you have to cultivate such a mindset, it's literally a labyrinth, that's no joke.
My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won't get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there's more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp. I'm not concerned that Mr. Crumb will go to hell or anything crazy like that! It's just that he, like many types of religionists, seems to take it literally, take it straight...the Bible's books were not written by straight laced divinity students in 3 piece suits who white wash religious beliefs as if God made them with clothes on...the Bible's books were written by people with very different mindsets...in order to really get the Books of the Bible, you have to cultivate such a mindset, it's literally a labyrinth, that's no joke.
hahha, must be a prius
The picture looks funny and i like it.
That is funny!
I hear the Toyota's are not fairing so well at the public auto auctions. Great comic!
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Now that's funny and I'm still laughing right now. Thanks to you!
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I think Toyota is back on track now.
I think Toyota is still the best among the car industry.
Toyota is still my favorite brand of car.
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I think I've actually used that line before.
Hey, give Toyota a break. Most of the cars are fine.
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We had that same Toyota problem in the UK. Better made than Fords are though!
Hahaha good one. It may be difficult to talk your way out of a ticket, but I just got caught on camera and that really leaves no options at all!
This is so funny! the car looks nice... I wish I had one like that...
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what's that for ? and how can we understand about that picture?
Ha, ha, ha... it is really funny:D
This is a funny comic illustration! I have to say that these lines were used by other drivers. I can't help but laugh out laud. Keep those ideas coming!
So funny! I'll defintely share that with my car insurance colleague on facebook!
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Haha, would love to try that next time!
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Haha, forgot about this. Go Toyota!
Informative article, the image is pretty creative.
If this car owns to me I will not donate to anybody whether it may be my relative or anyone as because I am the owner of this car and I am little bit crazy about car.
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