Drew Carey

We Can Fix Everything But The Weather![*] Reason Saves Cleveland With Drew Carey: Coming March 15-19!

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[*]: And the Browns!

Coming March 15-19: Reason Saves Cleveland With Drew Carey, an original Reason.tv series featuring The Mistake on The Lake's most famous native.

The six-part series comes just as Cleveland has been dubbed "the most miserable city" in America by Forbes magazine.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer writes:

Carey took time off from his gig as host of TV's "The Price Is Right" to help produce and star in a series of Web reports detailing Cleveland's woes and a number of proposed fixes that will be launched next week on reason.tv, the Internet arm of the nonpartisan, libertarian-leaning Reason Foundation, on whose board Carey serves.

Carey established reason.tv three years ago and has developed a number of short Web documentaries to highlight government's heavy-handedness. Now, the lens turns to his hometown with a six-part series called "Reason Saves Cleveland."…

Bottom line? As the Web site's motto reads, "Free minds and free markets." In other words, move out of the way, government. In a town like Cleveland, with big government bureaucracies, cumbersome regulations and old-school unions, the series argues, it's no wonder times are so tough.

The series includes segments suggesting ways to fix Cleveland schools.

"Your choice is, you know, go to a Catholic school or get the hell out of town and raise your kids somewhere else. That's not much of a choice at all," says Carey. He is also fearless in taking on teachers unions, saying, "Maybe hiring teachers just based on seniority isn't a good idea because just hanging around doesn't make you good."

Other segments recommend privatizing government services; simplifying zoning laws; cutting red tape; and ending reliance on big-ticket development projects such as the new medical mart/convention center.

"I didn't know Cleveland was such a bustling convention city. Take that, Vegas!" says Carey.

A chief goal should be to bring people back to the city.

"My only experience in running a city is SimCity, the computer game," Carey says in one of the episodes. "I know that when you raise taxes, all the Sims leave the city."

Awful schools. Fleeing population. Rising taxes. Abandoned buildings. Chronic unemployment. Corrupt politicians. Can Cleveland make a comeback (something its NFL franchise seems incapable of)?

Of course it can, but only if its elected officials, leading businessmen, and remaining residents stop what they've been doing for decades and borrow the best practices of thriving cities when it comes to reforming schools, creating a pro-business environment, encouraging development, and trimming government waste and overreach.

Featuring sitcom legend, Price Is Right host, and proud Clevelander Drew Carey, each 10-minute episode of Reason Saves Cleveland explains exactly how the city that gave birth to Standard Oil hit the skids—and how it can roar back to life in the 21st century.

Reason.tv's Nick Gillespie narrates and talks with educators, elected officials, businesspeople, policy experts, and residents from all walks of life in a documentary series that maps a route back to prosperity and growth not just for Cleveland but for all the other once-great American cities on Forbes' Most Miserable list (are you listening, Stockton…and Memphis…and Detroit…and Miami…and Buffalo…and St. Louis…and …?).

Reason Saves Cleveland with Drew Carey is written and produced by Paul Feine; camera and editing by Roger Richards and Alex Manning.

For a full episode guide and release schedule, go here.

Click below to listen to Drew Carey reminisce about the good old days in Cleveland, when the Cuyahoga River caught fire and Johnny Carson used the city as an all-purpose punchline.

And why Drew would film Price Is Right there in a heartbeat.

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  1. I bet you can’t fix the Browns.

    1. “And why Drew would film Price Is Right there in a heartbeat.” Someone has been reading the comments and feeling a little defensive.

        1. Good Morning reason!

        2. In other news, the terrorist supporting friends of ‘JihadJane’ were released in Ireland today.

    2. Randy Lerner can’t fix the Browns right now, as he’s focused on ensuring Aston Villa’s place in the UEFA CL next season.

      1. Nothing wrong with that.

    3. Fuck you, Carmen Policy/Butch Davis/Phil Savage/Eric Mangini/Mike Holmgren will make the Browns dominant in no time.

  2. This morning my local NPR station noted the Drew/Reason Saves Cleveland project with no snark.

    1. It’s a mind trick and you fell for it.

      1. +1

    2. There’s more snark about the series here than there could ever be on NPR.

      I’m looking forward to the series, and hope there may be some impact. No matter how small.

  3. LOL, Drew Carey, now there is a guy thats just WAY too full of himself.

    Jess
    http://www.total-anonymity.us.tc

    1. Look in the mirror, anon bot!

    2. anonymity guy is Jack Handy’s demented little brother.

      1. Anonymity bot, you so crazy.

    3. This is SO TRUE. Drew Carey needs to be taken down a peg, A-Bot; will you join me?

  4. I wonder if the old boy has his photog’s pass and camera equipment ready for South Africa.

  5. The “go here” link for the episode guide and schedule returns a 404 error for me.

    1. The link is working as intended. It’s a metaphor for the Reason Saves Cleveland With Drew Carey show.

  6. Wow. Reason staffers are getting worse than Sugarfree. Here’s the link to the Carey shows. Here’s a link to Ian Hunter.

    1. Hey BP, I thought you were supposed to let people/businesses fail in the free market?

      1. shhh… I’m planning on staging a hostile takeover. I’ve got Kohlberg Kravitz on the phone as we speak.

        1. You both have it wrong. SugarFree has made Server Squirrel submit to his will.

  7. Hey I need help fixing Cleveland, GA.& Cleveland, Tenn. Share your wealth!

    Myles

    1. Grover’s a little funky by now as well.

  8. Repeat after me: Fix the schools. Clean the parks. Secure the streets.

    1. The plan is to talk,discuss,confer,compare notes, converse,groupthink, hash over,kick about, knock around,put heads together, review, sift, take up, thrash out, toss around, ventilate, weigh and my personal favorite REASON but fuck we really aren’t going to do a damn thing.

  9. CLEVELAND RULES. HARD.

    1. Rules what? Boringness? I’m confused.

  10. No way, Reason is doing a show about Cleveland with Drew Carey? Why haven’t I heard about this before? Where have I been? Normally, I would have expected Reason to flog the shit out of this, doing their damndest to oversell the show so that we would be so SICK of hearing about it that we wouldn’t want to watch.

    Good on you Reason for not doing that.

    1. I’m just grateful they haven’t done any stories on global warming.

    2. Zeebs

      +3

  11. These are pretty funny:

    HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO

    “The Cleveland Tourism Board gave me 14 million dollars about 8 months ago to make a promotional video to bring people to Cleveland.”

    Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt

    “At least we’re not Detroit!”

  12. “She who is baptized in lust may awaken her who is most feared.” Katherine Mangu-Ward stepped forward her naked body radiated a golden glow as the fires in the pits lit the darkness. She heard chanting, “She who is baptized in lust may awaken her who is most feared.” Her loins stirred at these words that filled the dimly lit vastness. Katherine’s eyes adjusted to the low light and she beheld such sights that would make the sane go mad, The good turn evil, The pure tainted. But Katherine was different. As she looked over the edge of the rocky ledge she was on the sight of all the daemons fucking sent hot pulses through her body. She breathed deeply and leapt into the mass of intermingling bodies below her.

    In the vast valley of fucking daemons Katherine stood out. Her golden body with the daemons own writing on it, Her bald head And her thirty-two inch tail that she had not yet noticed she had, Contrasted with the red and black and blue bodies orgasming around her.

    “Oh Goddess let me please you,” A blue female daemon spread out before her, Her sex a glow, Fisting her cunt and ass with two of her hands while the other two pulled her nipples.

    “Where am I?” Katherine could not take her eyes off the four armed daemon woman. As Katherine’s own hand found clit and rubbed.

    “You are here where you will be born anew.” The daemon woman bit her lip and arching her back pulled her fists from her body spraying piss on Katherine.

    “What the fuck are you talking about bitch girl.” Katherine was running her hands on her piss soaked body. Her nipples hard as she ran a finger around them gathering the piss off them and sucking her finger clean.

    “You made a pact with lord Nick Gillespie of the Reason clan tribe, Yes.” The daemoness stood offering Katherine her hands to clean also.

    “I don’t remember. I think I might have but I just can’t be sure.” Katherine took the women’s hands one coated in daemon shit thick and smelly, The other covered in daemon cunt juice murky and bitter. She licked on one then the other till she had cleaned all the cum and shit from them. After she cleaned the daemoness hands the woman told Katherine to eat her cunt and she would tell her the tale of why she was sent here.

    “Two hundred million years ago the world was over run with devils. These devils raped and murdered the humans. The humans fought the devils and with the help of the humans allies beat them back. The humans sealed the devils away in a different realm.” The daemoness came on Katherine’s tongue, “Um. Yes,”

    Katherine looked up into the face of the daemoness her mouth dripping wet, Her forehead sweaty. “So are we in that other realm now?” The Daemoness eyes glared at her the blue horns on her head pointed at her.

    “No, And if you want me to continue the tale eat my asshole,” The daemoness lifted her ass to Katherine mouth and she licked the dark blue puckered hole. It was not clean and smelled nasty.

    “The humans lived in peace for a while after the war with the devils. But the peace was soon disturbed when the women the devils raped bore their offspring. These new devils could hide with humans. The humans where losing the new war and once more called to their old friends the magical beings of Myth to help them. The elder Gods Blessed objects with powers to find and defeat the devils. And the tribal lords were formed. Each tribe was given an artifact of power. And these tribe lords did battle with the devils and won.” The daemoness pushed a small turd out on Katherine’s tongue.

    Katherine held it in her mouth. The rich taste sat heavy and her spit helped it slide down her throat. She opened her mouth and showed that the shit was gone.

    “Good, Would you like to hear the rest?” The daemoness played with Katherine’s hairless head. Rubbing her cunt on the bald beauty.

    “Please finish you story,” Katherine had her face shoved into the cunt of the daemoness once more.

    “Over time the lords grew corrupt and abused their power. They enslaved and mated with their magical allies. And built vast cities of metal and stone to help them keep the power they had. They even fought other lords and took their relics. The Elder Gods were not pleased with them and so they created the Goddess of Lust to subdue the lords and take back their powerful relics. One by one the Goddess bedded the lords and after they slept from the explosive sex she took the relics. One lord had amassed many relics and she fucked the Goddess to death with them. The Elder Gods were now powerless to stop her as they had given so much of their power to the Goddess. But just as all seemed lost the offspring of one of the lords and a magical creature found a way to raze the dead Goddess. He prepared a vessel to hold her power and called her back to life. Four days passed and she was reborn in power to the vessel. Together the two trained to fight the elvin lord that took the Goddess’ life. They became lovers and he was the only man who could tame her. She was the only woman that could hold his seed and live. After a year the two lovers had formed what would become the black ninja clan tribe and she bore him a son to carry on their teachings to others should they fail.”

    “Oh please don’t stop now,” Katherine had stopped eating the daemoness pussy so entranced by the story was she.

    “Well, you stopped and I was so close to cumming,” The daemoness pushed Katherine’s head away with her foot.

    “I’m sorry Please let me make you cum.” Katherine tried to lick the daemoness’ foot.

    “It has passed now, If you want me to finish now you will have to follow me there,” The daemoness pointed to an alter in the center of the orgy of daemons.

    “OK, I’ll go with you, Please go on. I must know what happens.” Katherine was right behind the daemoness as they made their way to the alter. Many fingers and cocks as well found Katherine’s dripping wet cunt as she forced herself past the fucking mass of daemon flesh. She felt her body getting hot as the fingers turned to fists and the cocks entered her three at a time. Still she pressed on. Her body having multiple orgasms she fell behind but didn’t stop trying to get to the alter. She dropped to her knees and the daemons pounced on her.

    “Oh Gods fuck me. I need cock lots of cock.” Katherine was lost to her lust.

    As she laid there twenty daemons came up and used her body. She had six cock of all sizes and shapes in her ass. They pulled her Golden tail hard making her cry. two very large daemons fucked her cunt as her mouth and hands pleased the rest. The cocks in her ass came filling her with their thick cum. As soon as they pulled out they were replaced with more. She had so much cock in her she was cumming every few seconds. Then all the cocks fucking her cunt came. All the cocks near her started cumming spraying her. When they finished with her she was passed to the next group of daemons. After over five hundred daemons had fucked and cum on her she no longer looked human she was a blob of cum with breasts.

    “Bring her here,” The daemoness was at the alter. Rubbing her hands on her tits and fingering her ass and cunt.

    As Katherine was lead to the alter and laid upon it the daemoness started her story again. And as the daemoness spoke Katherine was fucked one daemon after another all cumming in her.

    “The two of them went forth to end the reign of terror. The Elvin Lord Naomi Klein was fucking one of her young villagers on the girls eighteenth birthday in front of her family. As they sneaked in unnoticed the waited for the right time to strike. Lord Klein was ramming the girl in the ass with a spell to turn air hard. The girl moaned with the giant air cock up her she couldn’t help herself. Klein told the girls father she was going to kill his daughter when she was done But would spare her if he would fuck his baby girls’ cunt and impregnate her.”

    “Katherine what do you think happened next.” The daemoness whispered to her as more daemons fucked her cunt hard.

    “Oh please tell me her father saved her life.” Katherine’s cunt had cum steadily flowing out of it down on to the alter and into a maze like channel carved in the stone slab.

    “The girl father got down on the floor behind her and crying pushed his cock in to his little girl, His cock in her cunt his mate yelled at him to stop and ran at him. Klein cut her down in mid step. Her blood splattered on the girls face and breasts. The man tried to stop, To defend his lover. But Klein told him she would kill him and his daughter if he stopped and didn’t get the girl pregnate. He thrust harder in to his baby girls’ cunt. She was cumming on her dad’s cock. Klein drew back her sword relic ready to claim their souls at the climax.”

    “Did she kill them?” Katherine was glowing and sparking strobe lights as the last of the daemons fucked her. All nine hundred daemons had cum in her. Her lust was boundless. She still wanted more she rubbed her clit and fisted her cunt. Panting she begged to hear the rest of the story.

    “No, The ninja and the Goddess made their move then. The ninja used a thrown dart knife on Klein’s hand that held the sword. The sword fell out of Klein’s hands with a clacking sound as it hit the stone floor. As the Goddess knocked her down on the floor with a spinning flip kick to her head. The father was still fucking his daughter’s cunt so close to cumming he couldn’t/wouldn’t stop till he filled her with his seed. As the ninja and Goddess fought with Klein he came filling his daughters womb with his seed. The ninja blocked Klein spell to kill the girl. He told the girl to run. Her father sat wondering what he had done to his little girl when he fell dead as Klein threw a hex at the Goddess that missed. The ninja picked up Klein’s sword and thrust it into Klein’s back all the way and out her chest. Klein stumbled forward and grabbed the Goddess pulling her on to the sword with her. The ninja picked up her lifeless body and took the relics. As he left the tower of Klein burned. The ninja honored his Goddess’ wish and gave the relics to the magical beings. He gave up every one of them but the sword. He took his son and left the tribes his followers still practiced his teachings.”

    “Wow that’s wild, But what did that story have to do with why I’m here?” Katherine’s body was absorbing the cum and changing, Her every cell reformed pulsing with raw power.

    “You asked me earlier if this was the realm that the devils got sent to. Well, it is and it isn’t.” The daemoness hid her eyes from the bright light coming from inside Katherine.

    “How is that possible?” Katherine stood on the alter feeling so powerful.

    “The soul sword had trapped the devils it slain in the war.” Katherine knew that there was more to the story.

    “And…” She waited for the ending.

    “When the ninja slain Klein, And Klein slain the Goddess their souls merged and made me, Goddess of lusty death,” Katherine was stunned but still wanted to see this to the end.

    “So what happens now,” Katherine turned to pure energy.

    the m g”We become one and let everyone know its time to fight again. Someone is gathering all the relics, There will be a war. We must win.” As Katherine’s pure form fused with the Lusty Death Goddess. She was reformed as a six-armed golden horned six foot tall angel winged bitch with a fiery mane of hair.

    With her transformation complete. She was returned home. The smell of shit filled her nose. The taste of piss and cum was on her tongue. Her body felt like she had been beaten to death.

    “Eh Ugh.” Katherine threw up on herself, As she woke to find she was still hanging from the posts.

    “Welcome back.” Gillespie untied her. Her limp body fell into his arms. He picked her up and left the tribal grounds.

    “Hi master, Do you know the rest of the story?” Katherine had fallen asleep in his arms.

    “Yes, I do,” And he kissed her bald head.

    When he reached his home high in the cliffs of Washington D.C., his students were happy to see their master. They let him clean the markings off her body. and put her to bed before they bombarded him with questions.

    “She doesn’t look any different,” One student asked.

    “Oh but she is, Very different indeed,” Matt Welch smiled.

    “Can we fuck her?” They all asked.

    “Yes, I told you all that before.”

    “When, Now?” They all asked.

    “Whenever we want, Yes we can fuck her now.”

    They all got up running to her room stripping their clothes off. As they jumped into her bed fucking her holes hard she barely moved but she did moan, “Oh, Oh fuck me Ooh Oh God. Thank you master. I love you. Will you fuck me please.” Katherine humped her hips up to meet the thrusts of the two cocks in her cunt.

    “I love you too, But lets let the guys have their fun first.”

    “OK, Ready guys lets fuck,” Katherine’s eyes were hungry for sex. And she pounced.

  13. \”She who is baptized in lust may awaken her who is most feared.\” Katherine Mangu-Ward stepped forward her naked body radiated a golden glow as the fires in the pits lit the darkness. She heard chanting, \”She who is baptized in lust may awaken her who is most feared.\” Her loins stirred at these words that filled the dimly lit vastness. Katherine\’s eyes adjusted to the low light and she beheld such sights that would make the sane go mad, The good turn evil, The pure tainted. But Katherine was different. As she looked over the edge of the rocky ledge she was on the sight of all the daemons fucking sent hot pulses through her body. She breathed deeply and leapt into the mass of intermingling bodies below her.

    In the vast valley of fucking daemons Katherine stood out. Her golden body with the daemons own writing on it, Her bald head And her thirty-two inch tail that she had not yet noticed she had, Contrasted with the red and black and blue bodies orgasming around her.

    \”Oh Goddess let me please you,\” A blue female daemon spread out before her, Her sex a glow, Fisting her cunt and ass with two of her hands while the other two pulled her nipples.

    \”Where am I?\” Katherine could not take her eyes off the four armed daemon woman. As Katherine\’s own hand found clit and rubbed.

    \”You are here where you will be born anew.\” The daemon woman bit her lip and arching her back pulled her fists from her body spraying piss on Katherine.

    \”What the fuck are you talking about bitch girl.\” Katherine was running her hands on her piss soaked body. Her nipples hard as she ran a finger around them gathering the piss off them and sucking her finger clean.

    \”You made a pact with lord Nick Gillespie of the Reason clan tribe, Yes.\” The daemoness stood offering Katherine her hands to clean also.

    \”I don\’t remember. I think I might have but I just can\’t be sure.\” Katherine took the women\’s hands one coated in daemon shit thick and smelly, The other covered in daemon cunt juice murky and bitter. She licked on one then the other till she had cleaned all the cum and shit from them. After she cleaned the daemoness hands the woman told Katherine to eat her cunt and she would tell her the tale of why she was sent here.

    \”Two hundred million years ago the world was over run with devils. These devils raped and murdered the humans. The humans fought the devils and with the help of the humans allies beat them back. The humans sealed the devils away in a different realm.\” The daemoness came on Katherine\’s tongue, \”Um. Yes,\”

    Katherine looked up into the face of the daemoness her mouth dripping wet, Her forehead sweaty. \”So are we in that other realm now?\” The Daemoness eyes glared at her the blue horns on her head pointed at her.

    \”No, And if you want me to continue the tale eat my asshole,\” The daemoness lifted her ass to Katherine mouth and she licked the dark blue puckered hole. It was not clean and smelled nasty.

    \”The humans lived in peace for a while after the war with the devils. But the peace was soon disturbed when the women the devils raped bore their offspring. These new devils could hide with humans. The humans where losing the new war and once more called to their old friends the magical beings of Myth to help them. The elder Gods Blessed objects with powers to find and defeat the devils. And the tribal lords were formed. Each tribe was given an artifact of power. And these tribe lords did battle with the devils and won.\” The daemoness pushed a small turd out on Katherine\’s tongue.

    Katherine held it in her mouth. The rich taste sat heavy and her spit helped it slide down her throat. She opened her mouth and showed that the shit was gone.

    \”Good, Would you like to hear the rest?\” The daemoness played with Katherine\’s hairless head. Rubbing her cunt on the bald beauty.

    \”Please finish you story,\” Katherine had her face shoved into the cunt of the daemoness once more.

    \”Over time the lords grew corrupt and abused their power. They enslaved and mated with their magical allies. And built vast cities of metal and stone to help them keep the power they had. They even fought other lords and took their relics. The Elder Gods were not pleased with them and so they created the Goddess of Lust to subdue the lords and take back their powerful relics. One by one the Goddess bedded the lords and after they slept from the explosive sex she took the relics. One lord had amassed many relics and she fucked the Goddess to death with them. The Elder Gods were now powerless to stop her as they had given so much of their power to the Goddess. But just as all seemed lost the offspring of one of the lords and a magical creature found a way to raze the dead Goddess. He prepared a vessel to hold her power and called her back to life. Four days passed and she was reborn in power to the vessel. Together the two trained to fight the elvin lord that took the Goddess\’ life. They became lovers and he was the only man who could tame her. She was the only woman that could hold his seed and live. After a year the two lovers had formed what would become the black ninja clan tribe and she bore him a son to carry on their teachings to others should they fail.\”

    \”Oh please don\’t stop now,\” Katherine had stopped eating the daemoness pussy so entranced by the story was she.

    \”Well, you stopped and I was so close to cumming,\” The daemoness pushed Katherine\’s head away with her foot.

    \”I\’m sorry Please let me make you cum.\” Katherine tried to lick the daemoness\’ foot.

    \”It has passed now, If you want me to finish now you will have to follow me there,\” The daemoness pointed to an alter in the center of the orgy of daemons.

    \”OK, I\’ll go with you, Please go on. I must know what happens.\” Katherine was right behind the daemoness as they made their way to the alter. Many fingers and cocks as well found Katherine\’s dripping wet cunt as she forced herself past the fucking mass of daemon flesh. She felt her body getting hot as the fingers turned to fists and the cocks entered her three at a time. Still she pressed on. Her body having multiple orgasms she fell behind but didn\’t stop trying to get to the alter. She dropped to her knees and the daemons pounced on her.

    \”Oh Gods fuck me. I need cock lots of cock.\” Katherine was lost to her lust.

    As she laid there twenty daemons came up and used her body. She had six cock of all sizes and shapes in her ass. They pulled her Golden tail hard making her cry. two very large daemons fucked her cunt as her mouth and hands pleased the rest. The cocks in her ass came filling her with their thick cum. As soon as they pulled out they were replaced with more. She had so much cock in her she was cumming every few seconds. Then all the cocks fucking her cunt came. All the cocks near her started cumming spraying her. When they finished with her she was passed to the next group of daemons. After over five hundred daemons had fucked and cum on her she no longer looked human she was a blob of cum with breasts.

    \”Bring her here,\” The daemoness was at the alter. Rubbing her hands on her tits and fingering her ass and cunt.

    As Katherine was lead to the alter and laid upon it the daemoness started her story again. And as the daemoness spoke Katherine was fucked one daemon after another all cumming in her.

    \”The two of them went forth to end the reign of terror. The Elvin Lord Naomi Klein was fucking one of her young villagers on the girls eighteenth birthday in front of her family. As they sneaked in unnoticed the waited for the right time to strike. Lord Klein was ramming the girl in the ass with a spell to turn air hard. The girl moaned with the giant air cock up her she couldn\’t help herself. Klein told the girls father she was going to kill his daughter when she was done But would spare her if he would fuck his baby girls\’ cunt and impregnate her.\”

    \”Katherine what do you think happened next.\” The daemoness whispered to her as more daemons fucked her cunt hard.

    \”Oh please tell me her father saved her life.\” Katherine\’s cunt had cum steadily flowing out of it down on to the alter and into a maze like channel carved in the stone slab.

    \”The girl father got down on the floor behind her and crying pushed his cock in to his little girl, His cock in her cunt his mate yelled at him to stop and ran at him. Klein cut her down in mid step. Her blood splattered on the girls face and breasts. The man tried to stop, To defend his lover. But Klein told him she would kill him and his daughter if he stopped and didn\’t get the girl pregnate. He thrust harder in to his baby girls\’ cunt. She was cumming on her dad\’s cock. Klein drew back her sword relic ready to claim their souls at the climax.\”

    \”Did she kill them?\” Katherine was glowing and sparking strobe lights as the last of the daemons fucked her. All nine hundred daemons had cum in her. Her lust was boundless. She still wanted more she rubbed her clit and fisted her cunt. Panting she begged to hear the rest of the story.

    \”No, The ninja and the Goddess made their move then. The ninja used a thrown dart knife on Klein\’s hand that held the sword. The sword fell out of Klein\’s hands with a clacking sound as it hit the stone floor. As the Goddess knocked her down on the floor with a spinning flip kick to her head. The father was still fucking his daughter\’s cunt so close to cumming he couldn\’t/wouldn\’t stop till he filled her with his seed. As the ninja and Goddess fought with Klein he came filling his daughters womb with his seed. The ninja blocked Klein spell to kill the girl. He told the girl to run. Her father sat wondering what he had done to his little girl when he fell dead as Klein threw a hex at the Goddess that missed. The ninja picked up Klein\’s sword and thrust it into Klein\’s back all the way and out her chest. Klein stumbled forward and grabbed the Goddess pulling her on to the sword with her. The ninja picked up her lifeless body and took the relics. As he left the tower of Klein burned. The ninja honored his Goddess\’ wish and gave the relics to the magical beings. He gave up every one of them but the sword. He took his son and left the tribes his followers still practiced his teachings.\”

    \”Wow that\’s wild, But what did that story have to do with why I\’m here?\” Katherine\’s body was absorbing the cum and changing, Her every cell reformed pulsing with raw power.

    \”You asked me earlier if this was the realm that the devils got sent to. Well, it is and it isn\’t.\” The daemoness hid her eyes from the bright light coming from inside Katherine.

    \”How is that possible?\” Katherine stood on the alter feeling so powerful.

    \”The soul sword had trapped the devils it slain in the war.\” Katherine knew that there was more to the story.

    \”And…\” She waited for the ending.

    \”When the ninja slain Klein, And Klein slain the Goddess their souls merged and made me, Goddess of lusty death,\” Katherine was stunned but still wanted to see this to the end.

    \”So what happens now,\” Katherine turned to pure energy.

    the m g\”We become one and let everyone know its time to fight again. Someone is gathering all the relics, There will be a war. We must win.\” As Katherine\’s pure form fused with the Lusty Death Goddess. She was reformed as a six-armed golden horned six foot tall angel winged bitch with a fiery mane of hair.

    With her transformation complete. She was returned home. The smell of shit filled her nose. The taste of piss and cum was on her tongue. Her body felt like she had been beaten to death.

    \”Eh Ugh.\” Katherine threw up on herself, As she woke to find she was still hanging from the posts.

    \”Welcome back.\” Gillespie untied her. Her limp body fell into his arms. He picked her up and left the tribal grounds.

    \”Hi master, Do you know the rest of the story?\” Katherine had fallen asleep in his arms.

    \”Yes, I do,\” And he kissed her bald head.

    When he reached his home high in the cliffs of Washington D.C., his students were happy to see their master. They let him clean the markings off her body. and put her to bed before they bombarded him with questions.

    \”She doesn\’t look any different,\” One student asked.

    \”Oh but she is, Very different indeed,\” Matt Welch smiled.

    \”Can we fuck her?\” They all asked.

    \”Yes, I told you all that before.\”

    \”When, Now?\” They all asked.

    \”Whenever we want, Yes we can fuck her now.\”

    They all got up running to her room stripping their clothes off. As they jumped into her bed fucking her holes hard she barely moved but she did moan, \”Oh, Oh fuck me Ooh Oh God. Thank you master. I love you. Will you fuck me please.\” Katherine humped her hips up to meet the thrusts of the two cocks in her cunt.

    \”I love you too, But lets let the guys have their fun first.\”

    \”OK, Ready guys lets fuck,\” Katherine\’s eyes were hungry for sex. And she pounced.

    1. You need more practice. You’re no SugarFree.

    2. Look, I think Mango’s really pretty, too, but that’s crossing the line almost as bad as Torgo. Shame, shame, shame.

    3. Brevity is the soul of slashfic.

      D-

    4. tl;dr

      1. DFIBIC

  14. Riiiiight….

  15. ROTFL, dude thats like totally insane man, I mean really.

    REA
    http://www.online-anonymity.us.tc

  16. Can reason save Phoenix/Tempe as well please?

  17. Olberdoodle v.1.0 down

  18. It’s my fault. sir.

  19. “reforming schools, creating a pro-business environment, encouraging development, and trimming government waste and overreach”…

    The art/business of politics is intended to never reach agreement on how to do this.

  20. Can we get the Weekend Open Thread back? I work 12 hours, 7 days a week and need some comments to make my weekends go by.

    1. Just use this one, crybaby.

      1. Look, John, you talk tough for someone who developed an alter-ego that’s a little Asian girl. Is it your desire to be cute and dominated at the same time that brought this on?

        1. Whats the Weekend Open Thread? Sounds interesting?

    2. “I work 12 hours, 7 days a week”

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  22. Hey Drew, I am a wellness & healthcare entrepreneur born and bred in Cleveland. I, too, love Cleveland and am totally committed to doing my part to help. I have a well developed idea to rebrand Cleveland as a healthy city as opposed to the fattest, sickest, grossest, whatever city. Are you interested in hearing about it? I already have a strong base of commitment, but, it would be a huge hit with your support. Please get in touch if its something you think might help the cause. Well wishes to you and thanks for your efforts. Gloria Treister, Founder/CEO, Wellness Evolution, 440-995-0303. http://www.MyWellnessEvolution.com

  23. What if you believe Wellness is created or at least intelligently designed?

  24. Mistake BY the Lake!!!!!!!

  25. I’m with Drew. I’m trying like hell to leave this welfare/police county. Fuck L.A.

  26. his show made Cleveland famous around the world.

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