Friday Funnies

Obama serves up something new for health care reform

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[Fist of Etiquette]

This place looks pricey.

[Paul]

win

[Ratko]

Excuse me waiter, I just found this turd in my dog food.

[Nancy Pelosi]

You have to the meal so that you can find out what is in it.

[Nancy redux]

Eat it! Eat the meal!!

[Captain Awesome]

Where's the spoon?

[Nancy Pelosi]

Due to the previous administration there have been some funding shortages at the Department of Silverware, but we expect the President's policies to improve the situation in the coming months.

[Nancy version 3.0]

Once you eat the meal you'll get used to it and you'll like it!

[Groovus Maximus]

Yes garcon, I am inquiring about the senior discount.....um, why are you taking me to the lavatory?

(enter Dr. Ezekiel Emmanuel)

[ed]

Shouldn't that be Dr. Mengele?

[P B]

Or Jack "The Dripper" Kevorkian.

[Jimmy 'Crack' Corn]

or ...taking me to the laboratory?

[Waiter]

I'm so sorry sir. The minimum number of turds per serving is supposed to be three. Let me take that back to the kitchen for you.

[Warty]

Well, it didn't make me laugh, but it didn't make me want to strangle anyone. That's a B on the Friday Funnies scale, I think.

[hipster]

I laugh at it in an ironic way.

[Brad Potts]

Oh yeah, more of that acerbic Harry Payne wit.

[Xeones]

Is this racist? I can't tell anymore.

Much as it pains me to agree with Warty, i do -- it's a Friday Funny that manages to not destroy the meaning of both of those words, and that's pretty special.

[Green Police]

Of course it is, can't you see?

[rctl]

This is confusing for most libertarians. They will not understand how to order their meals. They utilize the drive-thru and speak into a box. Poor Sugarfree might see the towel and think it's a nudist camp;-)

[The Art-P.O.G.]

This gets a B-. It earned a full "heh" from me.

[P Brooks]

Single panel cartoons are hard.

This would be better it showed an endless series of New! Improved! dinners, each of which is exactly the same as its predecessor.

But on the whole, I'd say it was a valiant effort.

[Lucy]

Man, your suggestion is so much better/funner.

This is why I almost look forward to Friday "Funnies." They make the Reason commenters seem like P.G. Wodehouse.

[Kiloc]

The caption is horrible, "warmed-over dog food"! Why not "same raw chicken, now with more salmonella" or "same undercooked quiche you sent back last night, so we had a duck eat it and regurgitate it back up so you might not recognize it" or "same slimy salad you sent back last night but we spit in it some more 'cause we're angry you sent it back". Well some of those might be too long to fit.

[Brian Trust]

Portraying an African American as some sort of (public) SERVANT??!?! Keith Olbermann will have a biting soliloquy about this tonight, I assure you!

[Waiter]

You have to purchase an entree. No appetizer only orders.

[cheap wholesale]

so perfect

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thank u