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The people's seat
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Not bad, a tad late, but not bad.
Good morning heller!
Good morning Suki!
Good Morning reason!
I smiled at this one.
Are those cherubs John, Bobby and Ted? TOO SOON!
...and, as heller said, too late. Daily Friday Funnies would take care of that latency issue. Just saying.
The Dead Cherubs. Nice touch.
I was three months old when JFK got shot, so I have an alibi.
That alibi didn't work for Maggie Simpson. Or maybe it did; I forget.
I told that line to one guy who was so outraged, he didn't dig the irony therein.
Of course, when I said "oh, sorry... too soon?", it REALLY pissed him off, which was exactly the reaction I was looking for.
Oh, and natch... the guy was not only a Democrat, but a Teamster as well. Guess I'm lucky he didn't try to beat me up, which is what some union members view as an acceptable argument tactic.
Still, it felt damn good for a few minutes.
Is 'ight.
"FAIL" FAIL
It amazes me how many people think if a person has the last name Kennedy they will make a great politician.
They usually make great punchlines.
There's a line for the punch? Where is it?
+1
The good news is that the Kennedy political dynasty is as dead as the health care bill.
I always cringe when I see a movie that has the "save the president's son" because, obviously, the son's the best thing since sliced toast.
It amazes me how many people think if a person has the last name Kennedy they will make a great politician just as mistakenly believe the USA is a democracy. It is not, and never has been. There are democratic elements incorporated into our constitutional republican form of governance, but that does not make us a democracy. The jackasses have been selling the democracy bullcrap since Woodrow Wilson, get people to believe that lie and the Constitution is no longer a road block to the progressive agenda. Sadly, I'd say they're winning on that one, and it really matters.
Can't really see the dead cherubs, maybe I lack a creative imagination. But, I liked the King Kennedy banner, isn't that the truth. Both parties have forgotten where we came from, and really don't care. Many in both parties appear to think of themselves as royalty, and that's disgusting.
Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete
Ride Johnny ride
Misfits: the kings of too soon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVfeLavkFso
The Bullet song you linked to wasn't too bad. The Misfits - American Psycho one was more appealing to my tastes though. Intro is a little like Type O Negative then the song breaks into thrasher punk. Interesting fusion, Sid Vicious joins Gwar.
meh, a touch late and could have been a bit cleverer.
In this economy the disregard for thrift in this gratuitous waste of punctuation makes my guts feel like a shwa full stop
Is it intentional or just a happy accident that the donkey has a pig's snout?
Sure looks like one. Another happy accident? would have been to make the jackass' head a pair of buttocks and have the elephant saying "You're going to look like an ass after this one!"
The idea that they are fighting over a throne is pretty clever, if you consider the incumbency rate.
I laughed like Nelson Muntz.
Snorted.
After all the moaning about the "threat to our democracy" after the Citizens United case, this one sort of fell flat.
As I read through the moaning all I could think is they certainly presuming a lot to already be calling us a democracy when they haven't even finished overthrowing our present form of government. They really do have a seething hatred for our Constitution, it's some thing they just can't hide whenever their emotions get the better of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....r_embedded
Decent, but could have been better.
My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won't get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there's more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp. I'm not concerned that Mr. Crumb will go to hell or anything crazy like that! It's just that he, like many types of religionists, seems to take it literally, take it straight...the Bible's books were not written by straight laced divinity students in 3 piece suits who white wash religious beliefs as if God made them with clothes on...the Bible's books were written by people with very different mindsets...in order to really get the Books of the Bible, you have to cultivate such a mindset, it's literally a labyrinth, that's no joke.
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As I read through the moaning all I could think is they certainly presuming a lot to already be calling us a democracy when they haven't even finished overthrowing our present form of government. They really do have a seethingreplica omega hatred for our Constitution, it's some thing they just can't hide whenever their emotions get the better of them.
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