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The future of airport security

Henry Payne | 1.8.2010 7:00 AM

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Suki 15 years ago

Good Morning reason!

Cartoon grade: yawn
brotherben 15 years ago

If he had left the breastesses visible, it may have been interesting at least.
1. Brandybuck 15 years ago
  
  Breastesses?
  1. HeadTater 15 years ago
    
    Boobies, tits...
    
    You know, those awesome lady lumps.
Kyle Jordan 15 years ago

C for humor, A for truth.
Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

They all look French.
Um 15 years ago

The caption is superfluous and diminishes the whole.
1. JRChristenson 15 years ago
  
  Yeah, and it also wasn't needed.
  1. Paul 15 years ago
    
    Not only that, they could have removed it altogether.
    1. Spencer 15 years ago
      
      i agree shallow and pedantic
Warty 15 years ago

D++.
FrBunny 15 years ago

Maybe there's something to be found by turning the "s" in TSA into an ampersand...

Funny is hard.
1. Episiarch 15 years ago
  
  "A hard man is funny to find."
  1. Death Panelist 15 years ago
    
    ...at the airport.
Team America 15 years ago

False dilemma. The future is that we'll have to remove all clothing AND have our privates groped. On the other hand "Sorry, attractive lady with big boobs and trimmed bush, I'm only doing my job", sounds like something I would like to say a lot, so maybe I'll apply for a job now, before the rush sets on.
1. FrBunny 15 years ago
  
  Except 99.9% of passengers look like Dave Attell and Female Dave Attell.
2. Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago
  
  More often you would find yourself saying, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but you're going to have to lift every fold and roll..."
  1. brotherben 15 years ago
    
    Dammit man! I'm tryin ta eat here.
yet another dave 15 years ago

When I suggest my/our great grandparents would have tarred and feathered polititions for suggesting they need to strip down to their skin in order to get on a train or a boat, I get blank dull stares in response... we're fucked
Episiarch 15 years ago

Payne is like a political Marmaduke cartoon: huge, red, and about as funny as late Garfield runs. Maybe he could include something about lasagna and Mondays. And Jon! Jon's always hilarious, right?
1. yet another dave 15 years ago
  
  how come the swarthy dude is all sveltde and the white dude is a fatty... rascist
  1. The Art-P.O.G. 15 years ago
    
    Sadly, I must concur with the Episiarch.
    1. Episiarch 15 years ago
      
      I HATE MONDAYS FRIDAY FUNNIES
      
      There's nothing sad about agreeing with me, dude. It just puts you on the winning team.
P Brooks 15 years ago

Bring on the monkeys!
Warren 15 years ago

Not funny
Not poignant
Middling artwork

Grade D+
Kevin 15 years ago

I think a good Friday Funny could show a guy with a lit stick of dynamite sticking out of his pants, with some sort of caption like, "I'm not a terrorist, I'm just really happy to see you."
kinnath 15 years ago

Picke any xkcd at random, and it will be funnier and more relevant that any friday funny published by Reason.
Lamar 15 years ago

Caption: "Strip 'em naked, and after 20 jumping jacks, you'll know if they're clean or not."
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"Okay, Jim, you get to search Naked Michael Moore."

"No, YOU do it!"
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Wow, the Friday Funnies just keep on getting funnier by the day! LOL

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1. Warty 15 years ago
  
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  1. judge #1 15 years ago
    
    Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we have our threadwinner.
  2. Butts Wagner 15 years ago
    
    It's called sarcasm! LOL!
Hobo Chang Ba 15 years ago

"No covering that up, maam. You might be hiding a bomb in there."
Lamar 15 years ago

Put your penis through the scanner, when it exits you'll find it tanner.
1. Lamar 15 years ago
  
  Judges?! COME ON!!
One who doesn't mind nudity 15 years ago

Couldn't this be a solution for some of us? How about, if you strip you can get on the plan faster, or maybe one of the airlines could offer completely terrorist free "nudist-only" flights. There is probably a market there.
TSA 15 years ago

We don't need no stinkin' markets.
Ernie the Bear 15 years ago

I can't afford to fly very often, but I would still like to be able to go down to the airport once a week and force some TSA asshole to look at a scan of my wiener. Five dollars seems like a fair price.
stickrouse 15 years ago

WATCH OUT!!! There is a snuke in her snizz!!!!
1. Sean W. Malone 15 years ago
  
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abercrombie milano 15 years ago

My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won't get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there's more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp. I'm not concerned that Mr. Crumb will go to hell or anything crazy like that! It's just that he, like many types of religionists, seems to take it literally, take it straight...the Bible's books were not written by straight laced divinity students in 3 piece suits who white wash religious beliefs as if God made them with clothes on...the Bible's books were written by people with very different mindsets...
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