Ron Hart on Obama's U.N. Speech

Do not kid yourselves. This Obama guy has a plan for thuggish third-world leaders like Khadafi and Iran's Ahmadinejad. He got funding to invade them approved in the last $780 billion stimulus bill passed by Congress. He was able to keep his plans secret by detailing them in an "Obama spending package," thus ensuring that they would not be read by anyone in Congress or the media.

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Comments

[sage]

Yeah, who really is going to read Obama's package anyway? I'll pass.

[John Tagliaferro]

He was able to keep his plans secret by detailing them in an "Obama spending package," thus ensuring that they would not be read by anyone in Congress or the media.

He kept them secret by detailing them in a boring manner that "nobody" will read?

Seems unpossible.

[R C Dean]

So, lemme get this straight:

Mr Hope and Change has secret funding to invade other countries that we haven't declared war on, without the knowledge of Congress?

Wow. Even Rove and Cheney never did anything quite like that.

[Nick]

"We're not going to solve your problems. We're just going to make America more third-world-like so you all feel better about yourselves."

[Untermensch]

Am I the only one who found Hart's column almost unreadable? I understand it's supposed to be snarky and funny, but I think he had a ghostwriter for this one because it just wasn't up to his normal standard.

[Carston]

I thought it was hilarious, "When New Jersey says you cannot come there, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself"

C'mon that's gold Jerry. Gold!

[Carston]

I thought it was hilarious, "When New Jersey says you cannot come there, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself"

C'mon that's gold Jerry. Gold!

[P Brooks]

Ron Hart = GIANT FAIL.

Shut the fuck up, Ron Hart.
And that goes for your multitude of sockpuppets, too.

[B]

>>Am I the only one who found Hart's column almost unreadable?

For real.

Two Micheal Jackson jokes in the first three paragraphs is simply unacceptable.

[hotsauce]

Untermensch, aren't all his columns like that? If you read two or three of them you will eventually find a line or two funny. The rest is drivel, and unfunny drivel at that.

[Rimfax]

Mildly entertainingly pointless. URKOBOLD could, and does, do better.

[Yolandi]

You guys need to get a sense of humor, this is funny well written stuff.

Sounds like (P Brooks and B) frustrated writers who can only blog.

Hart is in 45 papers from Calfornia to Florida and a good libertarian. Lets not eat our young.

[P Brooks]

BE GONE, FOUL SOCKPUPPET!

[Ron Jeromy]

I agree with Yolandi, you guys are way too frustrated. Hart is damn funny, and saying that Kadafi wears a Snuggie is good stuff.

Get a life boys. Most of us love Hart's columns.

[Cali]

P Brooks is a dick with ears, pay no attention.

The masses have spoken, Hart is a hot writer now and carrying the libertarian banner to the unwashed masses. No wonder we never win an election with the tripe you guys try to pull.

[Untermensch]

I normally do like Hart's columns, but this one just didn't cut it for me. I don't know why.

[terryLamb]

Not his normal fare, a tad lockeroom but Hart made his point (I.e. Khadafi being the anti-capitlism Czar under Obama)...and the last paragraph about hiding war plans in a spending bill.

I googled him, http://www.RonaldHart.com. He does have a nice southern following.

[Tiny Elvis]

Muhamar trying to hitch his wagon to "his son" Obama has to have the White House spinning.

I loved this column.

[NaginPlease]

Yea, I a pretty sure P Brooks is 45 and blogs from his parent's basement.

Cheetoes eating and porn watching.

Lots of pent up anger.

I liked column too, sometimes it is fun to read one like this.

[MidnightCowboi]

Khadafi has 50 hoes, and probably does his camel. Or that thing on DOnald Trump's head.

[P Brooks Sux]

He's probably just Weigal trolling the boards. Sockpuppet.

[WestminsterCatShowHonorableMen]

How is this not funny:

"He (Kadafi) said, "If you want to invade me, then you may be killed." Who is writing these guys' speeches, Mr. T? "

[Mrs. T]

I pity the fool who does not like Ron Hart's columns!

[Mullah Puncher]

Ron Hart is always hilarious. P Brooks is just jealous and balding.

[Qagmire]

Yep, P Brooks springs from his twin bunk bed in his parents basement to blog every morning.

That is how I kinda see it.

This is funny and well crafted humor. How can you not laugh. Go read the Economist is you want to feel all above it all boys.

[Neliie]

P Brook has had one Penthouse letter published in 1988, so he has that going for him.

And you do not want to know what that sock puppet has gone through of his. It is unspeakable!

[Good Southerner]

I bet P Brooks doesn't even wear pants all day and smells like tapioca pudding.

I LOVED this column.

[JeannieChic]

I bet ole Muhamar Kadafi and P Brooks are both hung like a light switch.

Explains their anger.

[P Brooks]

Be that as it may, Ron Hart sucks.

Sucks, I tells ya.

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!

[Zelda]

Hey hey is this cyber bulling? If so, count me in.

Or is it just fighing back?

If so, I bet P Brooks has to put some fresh tape on his glasses after this donnybrook.

[P Brooks Sucks]

The tribe has spoken, most really like Hart. 2 are frustrated writers with no sense of humor.

Nick clearly likes Hart and he is my hero.

I think what Hart writes is P.J. O'Rourke like and very good.

It might not suit the taste of all D bags like P Brooks and B. Not sure Hart is going to change his style to please them.

[L Thug]

Hey hey not so tuff on Mr T.

He performed at my Bar Mitzvah...I remember him saying "I pity the Shuls."

Hart rocks!!!

[Rimfax]

Hart is definitely funny, and that's great and all, but what the fuck is he actually trying to contribute? Funny for the sake of funny is great and mocking fucktards like Khadafi and Ahmadinejad is almost always a noble effort, but is there some substance in this article? Please, point it out, cause I totally missed it.

[Isaac Bartram]

Ron hart's columns are usually better than this.

Everyone has an off day.

[Paul]

Everyone has an off day.

I'm still waiting for my on day.

[bobo]

great column!!

[cha cha]

bobo I could not agree more. Love the Mr. T line.

All these stupid leaders get up and make threats, I am shocked the limp dicked UN allowes it. 90 minutes on a 15 minute alotment, someone is getting a sternly worded letter!!

[emily]

Hart is great!