Friday Funnies

The future of health care reform

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[Corduroy Rocks]

What? No machine that goes "PING"?

[Art-P.O.G.]

Not bad. A solid B.

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So many medical metaphors, so little time.

[smartass sob]

Clever, I suppose - but not really funny.

[Tomcat1066]

Better than most.

[Mike in PA]

Very nice. Much better than average.

[Anonymous]

It's not a death machine, it's simply a machine which causes death.

[Mango Punch]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Team America]

The white lab-coat on the black anthropomorphized elephant is racist.

[Xeones]

Is that how those machines work? I feel absolutely nothing toward this cartoon, which i guess is better than the usual confused rage Friday Funnies tend to bring out in me.

Also, Team America is racist.

[Kurt]

Wishful thinking maybe? Trying to invent your own reality?

[FrBunny]

A friend of mine had a modest proposal yesterday.

What if every Republican in the House co-sponsored a bill that was identical to Obama's health plan, with one caveat: The bill triggers one year after passing and only if Medicare "waste and fraud" is reduced to the tune of $200B. Don't meet the goal? The bill becomes fishwrapping.

[sage]

Instead of rebooting, shouldn't he be warming up the paddles? It's like this guy has never watched one of the gazillion hospital shows on TV these days.

[Warren]

At last, a Friday Funny you don't have to hunt for the humor in. Not that it made me laugh. But still a comparative triumph for Stantis.

Somewhat Funny
Fully Relevant
Solid Artwork
Grade: B-

[R C Dean]

I like that proposal, FrBunny.

Save first, then spend.

[Rich]

FrBunny (and R C Dean), I also like the proposal. That technique of tying the "reward" of implementation to the act of really fixing problems should be widely used.

Think this'll make it through the President's open door?

[JW]

$200 billion?

Make it impossible to meet, say $10 billion.

[SugarFree]

"This machine kills taxpayers"

[FrBunny]

The $200B was based on what Obama claims he can cut without breaking a sweat. You're right though, even $10B would never happen.

[Hobo Chang Ba]

Uh - why is he pressing reboot on the monitoring device instead of whipping out the AED? Kinda doesn't make any sense at all.

[Paul]

Uh - why is he pressing reboot on the monitoring device instead of whipping out the AED? Kinda doesn't make any sense at all.

Now I think you're beginning to get Obama's healthcare plan.

[jesse]

exactly, obama is clueless when it comes to fixing anything and even if he knew what he was doing he would only try and make it look like he was trying to save it.

[Ron]

$10 billion would be as easy to find as the now 1 million jobs the stimulus created

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[abercrombie milano]

My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won't get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there's more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp. I'm not concerned that Mr. Crumb will go to hell or anything crazy like that! It's just that he, like many types of religionists, seems to take it literally, take it straight...the Bible's books were not written by straight laced divinity students in 3 piece suits who white wash religious beliefs as if God made them with clothes on...the Bible's books were written by people with very different mindsets.

[abercrombie milano]

My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane.

[abercrombie milano]

My only point is that if you take the Bible straight, as I'm sure many of Reasons readers do, you will see a lot of the Old Testament stuff as absolutely insane. Even some cursory knowledge of Hebrew and doing some mathematics and logic will tell you that you really won't get the full deal by just doing regular skill english reading for those books. In other words, there's more to the books of the Bible than most will ever grasp.

[abercrombie milano]

The $200B was based on what Obama claims he can cut without breaking a sweat. You're right though, even $10B would never happen.

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