"The police should leave us alone and let us sell our weed!"
The worthy cause of marijuana legalization may need a good spokesman, but Antoine Blalock is not that man:
Here's where things get bizarre. Blalock drove to the Seventh District Police Station on Alabama Avenue S.E. in Washington, D.C., in May 2007. He pulled a handgun from the trunk and started firing, shooting in the air outside the station. Five shots. He shouted, according to court records, "The police should leave us alone and let us sell our weed!"
Blalock complied with demands to drop his gun—and he did not stop there. He dropped his pants, standing naked before officers wrapped him up in a towel. Police seized 23 bags of marijuana. Blalock told police he wanted to "throw weed" and shoot the gun to get recognition from a record label.
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Blalock told police he wanted to "throw weed" and shoot the gun to get recognition from a record label.
He will. Death Row Records! Creepin' while ya sleepin'!
great, next he'll be identified at H&R poster Big Green Monkey...
He'll be a regular at Grylliade in no time...
Will the prosecutor in the Ryan Frederick case stop at nothing??
HAHAHAHAHA
So when guns are outlawed, only naked weed throwers will have guns? Is that the moral here?
Any chance that LurkerBold, Lefiti or no one u no could be the screen names of Mr. Blalock?
NEXT!
Police seized 23 bags of marijuana
Then they shot his dog.
Huh. Tossing weed and shooting a gun outside a police station? Or as they call it in Compton: Tuesday.
You betta recognize!
Mr Blalock has 99 problems but marijuanna decriminalization ain't one.
HOOP, There it isn't!
Something tells me his "record label" might not be able to get him out of this one...
I must have missed this episode of The Wire.
Antoine Blalock's pants lie a-mouldering in the street
Antoine Blalock's pants lie a-mouldering in the street
Antoine Blalock's pants lie a-mouldering in the street
But his truth is marching on
Why do you think they call it dope?
I brought my crops
straight to the cops
dropped my drawers,
show my dick
then I make my glock pop.
Come out on top?
do you think I can stop?
throwin weed
at police
record deal, cleanin' shop.
Thanks for offering, Mr. Blalock, but we really don't desire your help at this time.
Don't call us, we'll call you.
I think this was a misunderstanding. Antoine and his friends wanted to store their sperm in an aqifer.
"Let us well our seed!"
Sorry. That's all I got.
You betta recognize!
You inserted a "g" where none exists.
Why do you think they call it dope?
sage,
Oh snap! You ARE all that and a bag of potato chips!
Jeff P,
From my personal experience grylliade is more of a social network. Where this guy's gonna be going has it's own social network.
So this guy is the Al Gore of marijuana legalization.
I dunno... I want to say this is weird but it's so weird it actually looks more like a campaign stunt than weirdness....
Naga,
Oh no you di-unt!
still, it sounds like he was a hell of a lot more civil than the average cop on a drug bust...they usually strip other people naked and they don't shoot in the air.
Keep Dope Alive!!!
But Please, no guns
This calls to mind Carlo M Cipolla's "Basic Laws of Human Stupidity"
http://www.scribd.com/doc/315191/Basic-Laws-of-Human-Stupidity
Keep Guns Alive!!!
But no dope please.
This would of been a much better story if he started doing the helicopter while busting fat rhymes, though it's still hilarious.
OMFG! Is he trying to MAKE smokers look bad?? What a crackhead.
This guy puts the "madness" in "Reefer Madness". Definitely a few leaves short of a shrub.
cuernimus,
Sweet Jesus! I started crying, I was laughing so hard!
Then you would enjoy this piece, as it is where I first learned of such a phrase.
So sad he had to associate himself with weed. He really should get back with Dave W and freestyle rap about how evil corn syrup is, and about the anthrax cover up.
Police seized 23 bags of marijuana
I got $20 bucks that says they seized more than that, but a few are going to make encore appearances when a throw-down bag is needed.
Chris Colbert says
Keep Guns Alive!!!
But no dope please.
How many people can ANY DRUG kill...let alone Marijuana?
Now, each and every gun KILLs.
"Now, each and every gun KILLs."
My 9mm has only "killed" paper targets and plastic jugs filled with water, no humans or animals.