Kerry Howley on the Very Special 300th Episode Fox News' Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld

On April 29, in the wee small hours of the morning, reason Senior Editor Kerry Howley was privileged to appear on the very special 300th episode of Fox News' Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld to discuss the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Barack Obama; proposed antidiscrimination laws against the obese; baseball star Roger Clemens' possible jailbait relationship with country star Mindy McCready; and much more.

And for the curious: Neither Cousin Oliver nor Ted McGinley appear in this very special episode.

Just click on the image below to make sure.

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[Naga Sadow]

Thats Kerry? WOW!

[ev]

yeah i kinda want her to be my wife

[Bill Rutherford, Princeton Adm]

"Justice for Fatties"? Oh, the hilarity!

[mk]

Ma considering law..

Man, it's bad enough being picked on for being a fatty, but when your mom shows up to defend you, that's even more embarrassing.

[Ska]

IDK if Ms. Howley is the best spokesperson for this topic.

[Warren]

Thats Kerry? WOW!

yeah i kinda want her to be my wife

Get in line fellas.

Neither Cousin Oliver nor Ted McGinley appear in this very special episode.

Doesn't matter Red Eye jumped when it went to color.

[Team America]

Wow.

Could someone please explain the concept of 'comparative advantage' to Kerry Howley?

I'm sure she is a great senior editor, but for an efficient allocation of resources she should really start doing pr0n.

[johjackson3rd]

Anyone who watches pr0n knows that Kerry is too attractive for that.

[TallDave]

Jailbait: Because the Best Things in Life Are Illegal

http://ummyeah.com/media/Jailbait_Because_the_Best_Things_in_Life_Are_Illegal\

[Team America]

"Anyone who watches pr0n knows that Kerry is too attractive for that."

Nonsense. There is nothing too much make-up couldn't fix.

Also keep in mind that you've got to do it while you are looking your best (watch Monique Gabrielle doing hardcore and you'll know what I mean).

[Franklin Harris]

And for the curious: Neither Cousin Oliver nor Ted McGinley appear in this very special episode.

Actually, Red Eye jumped the shark when Kerry changed her hairstyle.

[Warren]

Good call Franklin Harris

[herbin legend]

I want to do things to Kerry that would make even the most hardcore Libertarian-Anarchist vomit blood and shame.

[Matt Welch]

I want to do things to Kerry that would make even the most hardcore Libertarian-Anarchist vomit blood and shame.

Can you please get at least a minimum handle on yourselves (as opposed to hand on yourselves)? Thanks.

[Smappy]

Kerry's an attractive lady, but I've never understood the reaction her image inevitably brings out on this site.

[R C Dean]

Kerry's an attractive lady, but I've never understood the reaction her image inevitably brings out on this site.

At this point, I think its mostly a running (inside) joke. I do hope Kerry has a sense of humor about it, because I really think that's all there is to it.

Although where herbin legend came from, I don't know. I just wish he'd go back.

[guy in the back row]

That's funny, who would have known a career in journalism would lead to the same working hours as a bartender or a sax player?

[Stevo Darkly]

Kerry's an attractive lady, but I've never understood the reaction her image inevitably brings out on this site.

You'll understand once Kerry Howley has my children.

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Okay, I'm sorry I went there, but since we were already there and just starting to climb back up, I didn't think it would be a big deal if I stopped the elevator at my floor.

Also, Howley's current hairstyle looks great. You people.

[GILMORE]

R C Dean | April 30, 2008, 6:10pm | #

At this point, I think its mostly a running (inside) joke.

And such a profitable one. Ever notice they never put pictures of anyone else up on the blog??

YOWZA YOWZA!! EY, CHICKEE MAM-MA!

[Franklin Harris]

Also, Howley's current hairstyle looks great. You people.

Never said it didn't. I was making a reference to another Kerry/i's specific "jump the shark" incident.

[Bingo]

I want to put my thingy in Kerry's hoohoo!!!!!!!!!

[4chanfan]

I'd hit it!

[More Sensitive Than You]

Now I feel kinda bad for Kerry, and inspired by the maddeningly catchy anti-racism song "Chocolate Rain," I've penned this:

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Attended a great college in D.C.

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
But is her hotness all that they can see?

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Has degrees in English and philosophy

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Is all that matters is that she's a she?

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Wrote so many articles and posts

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Comment threads are full of cyber-gropes

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Man, I wonder if it makes her pissed

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Who'da thought the internship would lead to this?

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
More bad lines than in a sleazy bar

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
"Maybe I should have stayed in Myanmar?"

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Her IQ is higher than most of MENSA's

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
But she has to put up stalker wannabe defenses

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Maybe spread ground glass on the floor 'round her futon?

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
No, that would only serve to egg them on

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Continues writing brilliantly into the night

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
And always keeps a can of mace within her sight

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
Is every libertarian a cad?

HOT CHICK'S PAIN
"More sensitive than thou" guys --just as bad

(Poignant but catchy electric piano fades out)

[More Sensitive Than You]

Correct link to "Chocolate Rain" song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA