Bird Brains

At around 5 a.m. one morning a customer went to a Wal-Mart in Lynchburg, Virginia. The customer found the door locked and saw men walking inside with rifles and reported it to police. The police jumped into action, blocked off the entrances to the store for about an hour and pulled everyone inside out at gunpoint. Finally, someone was able to explain to them that managers had hired an exterminator to come shoot some birds that had taken up residence in the store.