Kerry Howley on Fox News Red Eye

On April 19, reason Senior Editor Kerry Howley appeared on Fox News Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld to discuss global warming, the drug war, and much more. Click on the image below to watch the show.

Comments

[Episiarch]

Does Gutfeld do 'roids?

[Bingo]

I think he's like 5 feet tall Episiarch, he doesn't need much mass to look big.

[MK2]

Mother's day? Was Howley originally a blonde?

[Episiarch]

Just look at his neck, though. It's as wide as his fucking head. Maybe he has the alien from The Hidden in there.

[Matt Welch]

Awesome movie.

[Drew]

A+++, would LOL again.

[Episiarch]

Yeah, it's a classic, Matt. But you'd be surprised how many people, even scifi fans, have never seen it.

[Brian24]

Ok, thanks for letting me confirm that Gutfeld is still unwatchable.

[Warty]

Insert pitiful horndog comment here.

[Chris]

So what did Michelle Collins say to Kerry that is edited out?

[Chris]

I love how "appletinis" is the only word not edited. Whatever it is it must be good, since Bill completely loses it.

[SugarFree]

Epi and Matt,

Did you ever read Needle by Hal Clement? It's what The Hidden is taken from.

[Tommy_Grand]

kerry looks even better than usual.

[Episiarch]

No, but I know about it. I have to finish reading everything ever written by Richard Matheson before I can get to Clement, and since I have basically zero time for reading, it's going to be a long time.

[dbcooper]

The Hidden has a great, great, great opening sequence. Heavy metal, bank robbery, Ferrari's, and vehicular homicide of the crippled. Oh man.

[SugarFree]

"Three years ago someone painted "fat cunt"down the entire driver side of my red Volkswagen in white paint. Where's my movie?"

[smacky]

That's awesome! I would drive a fagbug in a heartbeat. I'm not gay*, but it would be funny and ironic.

*Well, maybe I'm a little bit gay.

[smacky]

But I think it's really cool that Volkswagen did the paint job for her gratis.

[Episiarch]

Three years ago someone painted "fat cunt"down the entire driver side of my red Volkswagen in white paint. Where's my movie?

Right here.

[Episiarch]

The Hidden has a great, great, great opening sequence. Heavy metal, bank robbery, Ferrari's, and vehicular homicide of the crippled. Oh man.

I am assuming you've seen Death Race 2000. If not, you may want to. Immediately.

[SugarFree]

*Well, maybe I'm a little bit gay.

On the behalf of straight men everywhere, especially those who have seen a picture of you, thank you for that.

/Warren impression

(Sorry Warren)

[SugarFree]

Epi,

If you didn't already know, I'm sorry to be the one who tells you.

[smacky]

SugarFree,

Good thing I didn't qualify my qualification like I was going to. I'll let you guess what the double star footnote was going to say. 🙂

(Hint: it's not totally off-topic from this thread.)

[Episiarch]

I already know that Hollywood hates me, NutraSweet.

[SugarFree]

smacky,

Are you totally gay for Kerry?

[smacky]

Well, I'm a little bit gay for Kerry. [s]And by a little bit, I mean a lot.[/s]

/Warren impression

(Sorry Warren)

(It's still your fault, though)

[SugarFree]

HOT!

[Episiarch]

Get a room.

[SugarFree]

Epi,

Try and wipe the jealousy off the keyboard when you're done.

[Episiarch]

If you promise to clean the jizz off yours.

[NP]

Episiarch,

...since I have basically zero time for reading...

You could try posting a little less often, you know.

[Wally]

I love the new, glossy, fashiontarian version of Kerry Howley.

[SugarFree]

Your mom does that for me.

[LoneWacko lolcat]

Only because you pay her. I heard it's a lot--and she has a strong stomach.

[Episiarch]

Whoops, joke handle goof.

[Lamar]

"She's so sharp that people cut coupons with her"

Is there some inside joke here? It's almost an insult how bad it is....

[SugarFree]

I am large. I contain multitudes.

[NAL]

Funny how a pretty girl can turn an entire thread of
otherwise intelligent bloggers into a bunch of drooling
leg humpers.

Not putting anyone down or complaining at all...just thought it was interesting.

Dibs on her left leg!...

[Peter]

Jason Statham is a depressingly one-trick pony, and every time I see him in a movie, I want to murder him. Shame that he is besmirching the legacy of FRANKENSTEIN!!!

[son of mr. green genes]

Were those times when the audio dropped out glitches or censors?

Seems weird to plug a Reasonoid's appearance and then censor out half the shit she said.

[Vanessa]

RE: Jason Statham - he is quite good in The Bank Job, which is excellent overall.