2007: Insulin Lettuce, Blood-Staunching Bandages, and Glow in the Dark Cats
Two geektastic year-end lists from 2007:
Wired lists the Top 10 new organisms (!) of the year. Highlights:
Insulin-producing lettuce
In July, a University of Central Florida researcher announced he had genetically modified lettuce heads that produce insulin. They could be transformed into time-release capsules for people with diabetes, to help them maintain blood-sugar levels without regular injections.
Glow-in-the-dark cats
Photographs of cats genetically engineered by South Korean scientists to glow red when exposed to UV light made headlines around the world. What most news stories didn't mention was the reaosn for fluorescent creatures: The animals' glow acts as a "green light" that lets scientists know that their genetic transformations of other, non-glowing genes have worked.
Schizophrenic mice
July's news that Johns Hopkins researchers had created schizophrenic mice was a surprise, even to scientists who regularly create genetically altered mice to model human diseases. In recent years, we've seen very big mice, fearless mice, Rain Man mice and a host of others. But the schizophrenic experience of hallucinations, delusions of grandeur and paranoia seemed somehow distinctly human. However, scientists recently identified a single gene called DISC1 as a major schizophrenia risk factor, leading to the creation of these mice, which lack the gene. Anatomical examinations revealed similarities between the mice's brains and those of human patients. The mice also revealed behaviors -- trouble finding food, agitation in open fields -- that researchers say parallel human schizophrenic activities.
New Scientist lists the Top 10 inventions of the year:
Bandages made from about 65% glass fibre and 35% bamboo fibre not only absorb blood, but also stimulate the body's ability to staunch the flow. A popular idea based on clicks alone, but in the comments New Scientist readers merely punned in response. One wrote: "I think dages should be banned. Definitely. Bandages!", while another replied: "Some time ago, I myself made a comment like that on a stricter board than this. I've been banned ages."
Wide-angled gigapixel satellite surveillance
A wide-angle camera that can photograph a 10-kilometre-square area from an altitude of 7.5 kilometres with a resolution better than 50 centimetres per pixel. Such a camera would be able to survey an entire city in one sweep. Perhaps predictably, the discussion focused on whether such a device would be able to see female sunbathers. "I'll bet the NSA has the best collection of unauthorized pinups in the world," mused one reader.
Via KurzweilAI.net
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you left out the word 'reason,' reason.
Where were the glow in the dark felines when I was dropping acid for entertainment? It would have been hilarious.
Like mice don't have enough problems, now they get to be schizophrenic?
I might actually pay (a little) for a glow-under-the-blacklight cat. That would be way more fun when drugged up than looking at the UV prints on my credit cards.
And I see J sub D has beaten me to the punch. You win this round.
Forget glow-in-the-dark cats. What this world really needs is glow-in-the-dark cat puke!
A wide-angle camera that can photograph a 10-kilometre-square area from an altitude of 7.5 kilometres with a resolution better than 50 centimetres per pixel.
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That's a satellite camera? A satellite orbiting at 24,000 feet isn't going to make it to the next frame.
Episiarch -
Yet STILL you live to fight another day. I'll be on my guard.
I know the guy who invented the shrimp bandage. No, not kidding, it is a blood staunching bandage that is currently in use by the military in Iraq.
Don't think it's the one in the article.
Kitty!!
Do schizophrenic mice have hallucinations of being chased by glow-in-the-dark cats?
Do schizophrenic mice have hallucinations of being chased by glow-in-the-dark cats?
No, they just hear voices in their head telling them that they're ugly and stupid and can't eat cheese worth a damn.
So they're just like my ex girlfriend....
The real question on John Walter's mind is,"Was marijuana in any way involved in this?"
Episiarch wins the thread!!
ok, it's there now. misspelled, but your heart's in the right place. unlike mine.. i'm this bored at work.
So they're just like my ex girlfriend....
It doesn't count if she is actually hearing your voice telling her she's ugly and stupid, Ska.
Katherine,
It's blood-stanching, not blood-staunching.
Meh. I used to make green-glowing creatures all the time. There have been countless bacteria, cats, rats, mice, squid and other hapless creatures expressing GFP and other fluorescent proteins for many years now.
Some even come by it naturally.
So they're just like my ex girlfriend....
A glow in the dark pussy? Yikes.
Hey, it comes in handy after serious drinking nights.
Not easy to get used to though, I admit it.
And another thing wins the thread paws down!