Howley on Red Eye Tonight

I'll be on Red Eye tonight (as will Michael Baden, forensic pathologist to the stars) during the always-enviable 3a.m. Fox News timeslot.

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[Taktix?]

[Obligatory pass at Kerry here]

[JMR]

during the always-enviable 3a.m. Fox News timeslot.

Which is a very manageable 12 midnight for your West Coast obsessive freaks admirers.

[robc]

[obligatory you are allowed to turn down offers post here]

[John]

JMR

All the real stalkers have DVRs and are usually up at that hour anyway. Or so I have heard.

[R. Totale]

This isn't taped live, is it?

[greg n.]

good luck, kerry!

[maybe]

More name and face recognition is usually good for future prospects.

Proceed.

[Happy Jack]

as will Michael Baden, forensic pathologist to the stars

I hope you have some Sid Vicious questions prepared for the doctor.

[Franklin Harris]

Liveblogging "Red Eye" starts now...

Why isn't Kerry sitting in front of her usual skyline backdrop? It's like she's sitting in my den, except, damnit, she isn't.

Gutfeld defends waterboarding torture. Great start to the show, Greg! But Greg's sidekick Bill then hands Greg his head. My head explodes.

Kerry gets bleeped during a discussion about some sports star.

Up next: Isiah Thomas and sexual harassment. Everyone agrees they'd be willing to be sexually harassed for $11 million.

Issue Four! Surgeons do fewer boob jobs when the economy is bad. Discuss! Kerry defends boob jobs as a good investment: If you default on your loan, it's not like the bank will repossess your tits.

[Franklin Harris]

Issue five! Three strippers win a contest for public performance by pole dancing on a subway. They also got excellent tips. Of course, it also means less money for the panhandlers.

[Franklin Harris]

Up next: coffee bukkake.

[Franklin Harris]

But first: Michael Baden discusses the cocaine O.D. death of Quiet Riot singer Kevin Dubrow. Damn teases.

[Franklin Harris]

You know, I think I learned something today: a baby elephant once got so high on weed it died. Sullum, can you factcheck this?

[Franklin Harris]

Something I already knew: alcohol is more dangerous than most illegal drugs. That's why I'm a drunk: I live on the edge, baby.

[Franklin Harris]

Up next: Andy Levy's halftime report.

[Franklin Harris]

Up next: Andy Levy's halftime report.

Move along. Nothing to see here.

[Franklin Harris]

Story about Japanese robots. Kerry gets bonus geek points for a tangent about Japanese vending machines that dispense girls' used underwear.

[Franklin Harris]

Greg is upset that people spend so much money on their pets.

[Franklin Harris]

PETA hates the Olsen twins.

I got nothin'.

[Franklin Harris]

Kerry gets first crack at a question on online dating. Her online fan club perks up and plays close attention.

[Franklin Harris]

What happened to the coffee bukkake topic?

[Franklin Harris]

What happened to the coffee bukkake topic?

Here we go: a Japanese man was arrested for spitting coffee at junior high schoolgirls. That's all???

And now: fan hate mail.

[Franklin Harris]

Well, you Howley stalkers who missed the show tonight will be kicking yourselves in the morning: it's a shot of Kerry's panties.

And on that note, I'm out.

[Franklin Harris]

Damn. Didn't change the channel before being reminded what an odious pig Bill O'Rielly is.

[The Uncaring Void]

Ugh, you suck. How dare you subject us to that.