Howley on Red Eye Tonight

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I can't promise any tears or lost puppies, but tune in at 2am to watch Greg Gutfeld (surely the world's last honest journalist) pass judgement on Ashlee Simpson's suspiciously taut eyebrows.

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  1. If conservative tees have girls wearing bikini bottoms what do libertarian tees models look like?

  2. Thanks for the early heads-up Kerry! I will watch it fer sure!

  3. If conservative tees have girls wearing bikini bottoms what do libertarian tees models look like?

    I think a girl in a T-shirt saying something like “REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE IS FOR EVERYONE. ABOLISH PATERNITY SUITS” would look awful sexy.

  4. Ashlee Simpson- isn’t she the one whose “singing” sounds like she’s got her hand caught in the corn-picker?

  5. P Brooks: She’s mostly known for butchering live performances. There’s a atrociously awkward clip on youtube where her pre-recorded audio starts playing before she begins to lipsync and she gets embarassed and runs off stage. The band is a class act and continues to do the song instrumentally. Best part of the whole thing is that she ended up blaming the band for the whole mess.

    Manufactured punk rock music is delightful to behold.

  6. Brooks, don’t you mean cornballer?

  7. I think the Proudhon teeshirt would read “Pants is Theft!”

  8. I recall some stupendous fiasco at a sporting event (please tell me it was the superbowl) where Gashlee was so god-awful she was driven, weeping, from the field of combat by the outraged booing of the victims fans.

  9. Kerry Howley: Now Myanmar-free for 6 threads!

  10. P Brooks,

    You’re thinking of the

  11. P Brooks,

    You’re thinking of the Orange Bowl”.

    Posted again because I forgot a damn closing bracket.

  12. I still f-ed up the post, but it’s good enough to get you there.

    And you can hear her own voice backing her up during that performance.

    And the end is horrific.

  13. Kerry, you know you don’t have to accept every offer you get to be on tv, right?

  14. If conservative tees have girls wearing bikini bottoms what do libertarian tees models look like?

    The same, but with a happier expression because they landed a modeling gig where they don’t have to wear a stupid conservative t-shirt.

  15. Kerry Howley is the reason TiVO was invented.

  16. Redeye isnt on

  17. Anyone one know why Red Eye and Special Report switched time slots?

  18. Kerry,

    When are you going to start working the perverted sex beat again? I like your new prim persona, but an occasional dip in the dark end of the pool is interesting for us jaded types.

  19. I think a girl in a T-shirt saying something like “REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE IS FOR EVERYONE. ABOLISH PATERNITY SUITS” would look awful sexy.

    She’d damn sure get hit on by every guy in the room.

  20. I actually turned on Red Eye that night because of this, but sadly there was some kind of scheduling change and Red Eye was not shown.

    Too bad. To be honest, I am such a big fan that I would scootch my butt over fairly coarse sandpaper just to cheer Kerry Howley if she jokingly denied the existence of gas chambers at Auschwitz on Red Eye.

  21. Red Eye was bumped an hour later to 3:00-4:00 am EST starting that night. If anyone missed the episode (Kerry reveals her naughty Halloween costume), I think you might want to tune in either Sunday or Monday at 3am and catch the rerun. While rubbing one off, of course.

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