Than Shwe vs. The Internet
The latest from Yangon:
Facing rising street protests and eyewitness accounts appearing on YouTube and elsewhere online, Myanmar's military government has cut the country's link to the Internet, reports said Friday.
The move further isolates a nation embroiled in a popular uprising and an official response that turned deadly, the most recent a Japanese journalist reportedly shot dead while covering a street revolt.
Both the AP and AFP reported Myanmar's Internet connection was down. An official of the government's Post and Telecom office told the AFP wasn't working due to a damaged underwater cable.
Internet connections in Burma are hard to come by, and the major effect of this will be to prevent the few Burmese with access from sending pictures and video to outside news organizations. I don't think the Internet has much to offer the protesters at this point, but I do worry that government thugs will keep access limited to government ministries for as long as they're in power.
The regime has been effective in limiting the number of Internet connections avaible to average people, in part simply by keeping most people destitute. But for those who can afford connections and licenses, the junta has been completely unable to control information flows. The firewall that blocks exile sites, porn, and email providers is porous. (Officially, you're supposed to register with the government and get a government-approved, government-monitored email address. Using a google, yahoo, or aol account is illegal.) Outsiders tend to overestimate the efficacy of firewalls and underestimate the importance of basic, even incomplete, access.
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If the monks don't like living under their regime they can always die and be reincarnated elsewhere.
Fuck. Here comes the massacres. Damn.
Buddhist Dan T. - Just not in China... unless they file the appropriate paperwork and obtain official approval.
I'm sickened... those poor people.
It feels as though no one really gives a damn, either.
This is the tipping point. By Monday we should know which way this will go. If there are still thousands of people in the streets, the junta will not survive.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Just not in China... unless they file the appropriate paperwork and obtain official approval.
Well, if they reincarnate into China knowing the consequences then don't we support the right of the Chinese government, as landlord of China, to evict those who illegally reincarnate?
Isn't it about protecting China's property rights from reincarnation?
TheIllegalReincarnationsAreTakingOverChina.
OK, I'll stop the joke now.
I've been a libertarian for more lives than you've even had, shithead!!! I worked with Sumedha, Vipa?yin, and Vi?vabh?, and I was Enlightenment Director for Siddh?rtha before he was reincarnated as an asshole! SO DON'T TELL ME I HAVEN'T ACHIEVED NIRVANA, DICKWAD!!!!!!
[The joke cannot be stopped.]
NIRVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Join the consciousness revolution militia!
Wouldn't the news agencies have some sort of satellite hookup?
Why would you want to stop illegal reincarnation unless you were spiritually ignorant or hated ancient people?
I'd drag my balls over broken glass for a chance to sniff the excrement of the cockroach Kerry Howley will be reborn as if she doesn't generate some good karma by agreeing to go on a dinner date with me.
I was good enough in my past life to be independently wealthy in this one, unlike you dumbass losertarian unkarmic idiots.
I agree with Buddhist joe.
Why would anybody care what sort of person Ron Paul is reincarnated as?
I agree with the reincarnated MikeP.
Well, on the one hand, reincarnation is great, especially reincarnation as a boddhisatva, but there are many benefits to reaching Nirvana and ending the cycle of suffering as well.
Warren, if you'd bother to read more than the Cliff's Notes versions of the sacred texts you'd know enough to consider the possibility that your inability to get a date with Ms. Howley is your karmic punishment for the "witch burning at the glasshouse" incident your previous self pulled off back in 1694. I suggest you read "Karma For Idiots" before you embarrass yourself further.
Gary Gunnels is dead. Long live me. Big karma wheel keeps on turning.
I'd get reincarnated if I wasn't so busy serving in the French foreign legion. Or whatever, I can't remember... too many incarnations and reincarnations.
Jean Bart is dead. Long live me! If Jennifer says she used to be a serf, she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. I suggest she learn about medieval economic structures before she embarrasses herself further.
Fuck you bro, I'm wearing the jacket even if that cow is my grandpa.
Watch, we're going to get in trouble with the Buddhist anti-defamation league. They're a fairly new organization. In a previous life they were members of a different anti-defamation league, and it's only recently that they were reincarnated as Buddhists.
Fuck, I came back as wayne newton. Where'd I get the crappy face lift.
These reincarnation screening laws are bullshit, I should be able to bring more than three oz of memories with me on my next journey, what purpose does this serve?
How dare you try to pawn Wayne Newton off on us? We're suing.
Where'd I get the crappy face lift?
From Nancy Pelosi?
I did the street layout for DC.
Nirvana stops a human soul.
And you left out the letter "J".
How the hell did I come back at all? Shit, now I've got to rethink everything!
I chose not to reincarnate. I resent the way the reincarnated get head of the line privileges and otherwise inconvenience me. I should be respected as a person for what I've done in this life. The fact that I'm totally hot doesn't enter into it, but I'll still let you buy my drinks. 🙂
you know why right? because J is for Jehovah, and they didn't want to offend the angry guy in the sky.
There is no Buddha.
Crap! I got re-incarnated as a Slavic Vole! Stupid wheel.
* Kicks tiny tiny pebble.
As we sit here discussing weighty philosophical matters vis a vis libertarianism and its role in the body politic, I'd like to point out this very insightful and intellectual thing which none of you likely noticed on your own, because I DO have a way with words and an eye for absurdity, and am quite proud of my intellectual abilities vis a vis libertarianism and human nature. Also, I USED TO BE A STRIPPER IN MY PAST LIFE! Holy shit, guys, you should've seen them babies bounce!
I am still not going to fuck you
Well, I was close...sort of!
In a past life I was only a quarter of a bee. I'm making progress!
And, I've gotta say, if you use my filter you won't have to remember some of your shittier past lives. For instance, I filtered out the entire Middle Ages. Too depressing. Especially since I spent one life in the same village as joe and John.
I fucked you in my past life. I'm not gonna do it in this one.
Why should I come back
When I'll still pay high taxes
Reincarnate this!
My name is what? I can't be the reincarnated Alice Cooper! He's not even dead! Oooh, I'm the reincarnation of his career, not him.
Ok, so I AM a shill for Big Karma.
THE BODDHISATVA WISHES IT TO BE KNOWN THAT HE HOPES TO REINCARNATE AS THE URKOBOLD.
Sage has posted here
Haiku and Buddhist joking
Don't cross the joke streams!
The evidence does now seem to support that absence of want is the way to happiness.
If genetic engineering and nanotech work as well as I hope then I'll live forever and I'll never need to worry about reincarnation ever again.
I think I'd rather party with Buddhist Stipper rather than Buddhist Jennifer. I'd much rather have a chance at a lap dance rather than endure her sharp perspicacity. I know, that makes me a pig...which likey means that I will be bacon in the next life.
If I was the only man on Earth in your next life, would you date me then?
Buddhist Viking Moose is at one with the thread
I'm doing a lot better these days. In a previous life I was a Mayan farmer. Nothing but corn all the time! At least I patented an irrigation system. Too bad the civilization collapsed before they could appreciate my insights.
I'm trying to change the world by persuading T. to reincarnate as an anti-corn lobbyist.
What's a buddhist?
if you had a map, you could see where Buddistan is, so the Iraqee children and the Cheroki children can engage in homophonic spoonerisms.
My taint is one with my bicycle.
I'll be meditating in my bunk.
We reincarnate.
Deaths in baldy Buddhist land.
Talk like pirate. Aaaaar!
MY SCROTUM IS ONE WITH THE BROKEN GLASS
Again: Prepare, folks
The revolution cometh
Stock up on ammo.
These Burmese need to learn that freedom is about authority.
I've supported Rudy Giuliani ever since his first incarnation, as Caligula.
"BUDDHIST" CONTAINS THE LETTER "H."
HA! It' didn't work. I'm still an insufferable fucktarded, mouth-breathing twaddlenock who dry humps his banana-shaped pillow every morning before lubing up with a combination of snot and bloody stool and making love to the radiator*.
*this was probably over the top.
I was a poet
in my previous life
and some of that
kind of carried on into my
current one, when I post
online, except my
ability to create rhymes
and meter, which I left behind in
the Astral Plane.
Stop making fun of Dondero. He's my best customer.
I made the threads before the internet even existed.
only the foolish hooker thinks they have a customer, when in reality they have nothing but their interaction with themselves.
Don't try implying I'm somehow Dondero, Dhex. I'll kick your ass into your next incarnation.
i have seen the decline of many civilizations in my many lives.
Go 'way. Hand is one with unit (or "Johnson" or "rod", or whatever you call it in today's parlance)
You see, this is how Conflict Theory explains the postmodern social conflict in social capital and social practices in social institutions.
ARGH!!!! I've been reincarnated as a Sociologist!
*gnaws through own belly, ripping out intestines*
Oh, cosmic fate, give the wheel another whirl!
*again, this is probably unnecessary*
Each of you have been a squirrel in a past life.
I still rock.
I wonder how many of the Buddhists parodied themselves.
NO PARODIES.
I am one with the syrup, in a past life I was a stalk of corn, so now do you get what I'm on about?
Next life, I'll try to post more.
I hope to reincarnate as someone Julian Sanchez will have sex with.
What that necessary?
Buddhist Brownie has amassed a heck of a lot of Karma.
I used to live on a spin of the wheel where one could sensibly use more colors than white, black, red, blue and yellow and shapes other than 90 degree rectilinears in abstract art.
I got better.
You know, the geocentric model used to make a lot of sense. What can I say? It was the Dark Ages.
I think I was Ty Cobb in a previous life. That sure would explain a lot...
In my past life I was Carpet Humping Guy.
Blasphemy! Every last lousy one of you is going to be reborn as a garden slug. Or a Republican.
[thinking] Now you all make sense, somehow.
In my past life, I was the Noam Chomsky Blow Up Doll
Blasphemy! Every last lousy one of you is going to be reborn as a garden slug. Or a Republican.
Personally, I'd rather be the garden slug. There's more dignity that way.
I'm still having that sweaty pillow fight.
And I still ordered a Cheeseburger.
Mmmmmmmmmooooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can haz enlitinmint plz?
All your base are suffering.
I will be reincarnated as the caps-lock key.
I will be reincarnated as the cafeteria lady.
I used to be a Saracen elk!
I once had two hands until that tragic accident in Stevo's bunk. Man, that's the last time I use a toaster that's not lubed properly.
Oh geez, you weirdos. I can't believe I'm reading this crap. This explains why libertarians will never occupy more than a few turns of the Wheel of life.
My lives have certainly gone downhill since Virginia Postrel achieved nirvana. I'm canceling my incarnation.
I AM ENLIGHTENMENT!
This is not my last post on this blog.
Citizens of Earth:
In a previous life, before attaining enlightenment, I was a simple binturong.
I AM IMORTAL, SO I WILL HAVE NO NEED FOR REINCARNATION. THE LIVER I AM EATING USED USED TO BE JEAN BART'S, BUT IT WAS REINCARNATED RECENTLY INTO A PIG.
In a previous life, before attaining enlightenment, I was a simple binturong.
You wish! You shall never have the Prehensile Tail of Enlightenment with which to grasp the Eternal Truths, you short-tailed irradiated frugivorous chiropteran!
I'm eating meat and it's delicious!
In my previous life, I was an infant in a burning building. The last thing I remember, just before the roof collapsed in a fiery inferno, is some asshole running in and wheeling out the huge refrigerator that was next to me.
I think some of you have been reading too many sutras...
In my previous life I was Thunderchicken.
Funny how old-fashioned tv and radio broadcasts over the air remain just so important. Teh innernets are nice, but as long as governments can pull a plug...
than shwe is just a fucking gay
he likes to suck big cocks
not different from bush jr. and sr.