In Praise of "An Astonishing Dedication to Substance Abuse"
Amy Winehouse's in-laws are asking that people not buy her music, the idea being that she and her husband will suddenly stop downing handfuls of prescription meds once sales tank. In-Yer-Face Playwright Mark Ravenhill, whose plays seem to be populated chiefly by self-loathing drug addicts, counters that Winehouse should strive to maintain her markedly consistent binging patterns--not for herself, but for the good of mankind:
Many ancient civilisations had some sort of shaman or joker figure who would enter an altered state of trance or ecstasy and played a vital role in their communities. Surely, this is what we're missing in our culture - and why we seize so eagerly on the rock stars who can trash hotel rooms and ravage their beautiful bodies and faces.
…These totems are a vital part of our culture. We miss them when they're not there. There were some grim years in the 90s. The Happy Mondays had burned themselves out and the Libertines hadn't arrived. Courtney Love started turning up at movie premieres wearing the same Valentino gown and using the same make-up and hair stylist as every other starlet in LA. If the woman who had slept with the great Kurt Cobain was cleaning up her act what hope was there for rock as rebellion? Oasis getting a bit stroppy after a few lagers didn't cut it.
Things were getting desperate. A long time ago it had been fun to speculate who did what to whom with a Mars Bar. But, as Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow buggied little Apple around Kensington, it became difficult to feel even a glimmer of interest…
Thank God, then, for the arrival of Pete Doherty. Surely the best-looking man on the planet, with an intermittently brilliant talent for song writing and - most important of all - an astonishing dedication to substance abuse. Now Winehouse has claimed the same territory for the girls.
Whole thing here.
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Pete the "best-looking man on the planet"? Time to put the crackpipe down.
In this age of bigger, faster, better, we simply don't have time for the drawn out antics. Just shoot your-goddam-self in the head already and let the press sort it all out.
Or if you're all emo, like Elliot Smith, stab yourself with a knife. I always forget about the knife people. Sorry.
Just shoot your-goddam-self in the head already
Kurt already did that, and look what it got us--his wife. Thanks a lot, Cobain.
For every Marianne Faithful there are a few hundred Leif Garretts. Pseudo-romantic appreciation for the beautiful loser is pathetic.
Bob Stinson was a schmuck; Paul Westerberg is a hero.
Kurt already did that...
No, he didn't.
I had a similar moment of cognitive dissonance when I saw a flier that tickets were going on sale for Misfits: 30th Anniversary Tour.
Yeah, it would be cool if they all acted like re-animated zombies for the tour, got half way through "Cool Cough," then wandered into the audience moaning "BRAINZZZZ!"
Rich Ard,
Uh.. What?
Hate to lump myself in with the crazies, Warren, but I don't think Kurt offed himself. I agree that he's dead, but I don't think that he was the one that pulled the trigger.
And also, for drunken sots as cultural jesters, Bob Pollard will do nicely. Now if we can just get him to write more lyrics and drink more beer...
Now if we can just get him to write more lyrics and drink more beer...
As long as they are not those annoying little song snippets that aren't really songs - except for those snippets that I really, really like 😉
Hate to lump myself in with the crazies, Warren, but I don't think Kurt offed himself. I agree that he's dead, but I don't think that he was the one that pulled the trigger.
Much as I normally despise conspiracy theory, I must admit that anti-Courteny Love conspiracy is very appealing.
"You're real pretty pretty . . . you're pretty strung-out for a girl."
-- "Bethamphetamine," Butch Walker & The Let's-Go-Out-Tonites
Why just drugs? What about people who are simply nutjobs? It worked for Fiona Apple.
Pete the "best-looking man on the planet"?
I say no. No. No.
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"Many ancient civilisations had some sort of shaman or joker figure who would enter an altered state of trance or ecstasy and played a vital role in their communities."
Don't Americans normally handle this through the presidency?
The problem with Doherty is that when Carl Barat was keeping him somewhat sober, the Libertines were amazing. When Pete decided he wanted out from under Carl's party-pooping, Pete strung himself out into a loser crackhead/junkie. Babyshambles? Try BARFYshambles.(no offense to non-loser crackhead/junkies.)
I miss those pre-PC days when it was ok to call a circus freak a circus freak. Now they get their own reality shows on Bravo and we all pretend they're Just Like Us. Winehouse abuses her body inside and out, and her music isn't very interesting. Why should I care?
Why does anyone care?
I mean, isn't this the equivalent to a lengthy thread on Britney Spears' sluttyness or Lindsay Lohan's drinking?
Is it cool to gush over celebs just cause they're British?
yes
The musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against it? "Rock Against Drugs?"
BOY do they suck.
Pete Doherty is gross, gross, gross. And even if he understood and applied the basic principals of good hygiene, he wouldn't be particularly good looking. I don't get it.
So check out this new epidemiological study showing that rock stars do in fact have a shorter life span than average...
http://tinyurl.com/39curt
That certainly is an interesting use of the word "surely."
I've been using that word for years, and I never realized it meant that.
Since doing "Fuck Me Pumps", Amy can do no wrong in my book. Do all the drugs you want, girl!
Just tell her to clean her crotch. I dont want to see that funky brown stuff anymore.