Set Your Tivos To Stun: Kerry Howley on Fox's Red Eye Tonight at 2 A.M.

Associate Editor Kerry Howley will be a guest tonight (or more precisely, tomorrow morning) on Fox News Channel's Red Eye. The fun begins at 2 A.M. Eastern time; check your local listings or go to the Red Eye site for more info.

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[highnumber]

Well, no wonder they call it Red Eye.
2 AM? Jayzus Kee-reist!

[D.A. Ridgely]

Will she be dressed like a tramp in a show of solidarity with prepubescent girls?

No, that's terrible. I'd never say that about a male writer who supported prostitot fashions. Let's see, how about...

Well, like they say, a two at ten is a ten at two!

No, that's even worse. How about...

Why? Isn't she stunning enough already?

No, that's still a bit condescending. Oh well, all I got left is...

Sorry, I don't have TIVO and I'll be sound asleep.

[Steve]

Its a good show, I've been able to watch it because its on at 12am here.

oh and D.A. Ridgely... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RAMBLING ABOUT, NONE OF THAT SHIT MADE ANY SENSE, SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING "CHO" WOULD WRITE.

[mediageek]

Steve-

Inside jokes.

[Col DuBois]

So no hints as to what she'll be discussing? You expect us to take the time to set our TiVos just because Kerry is going to be on the boob tube?

[drunk-baiting crimethink]

You know, you libertarians are never going to get anywhere politically if you assume that everyone (a) has a TiVo and (b) has cable, just because YOU do.

[even-handed crimethink]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU RAMBLING ABOUT, NONE OF THAT SHIT MADE ANY SENSE, SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING "CHO" WOULD WRITE.

Some opine that Cho obviously never saw Kerry, otherwise he wouldn't have given up on life so easily. Camille Paglia, on the other hand, believes he may have been triggered into action when he despaired of ever attaining the likes of Kerry and her ilk. All agree, though, that if he did write that he wouldn't have crossed it out.

[Dougie]

They did'nt literaly mean TiVO it. It's kind-of like a figure of speech... calm down.

[Guy Montag]

Was this cleared with the junior, but loud hater of Red Eye, staffer David Weigel?

[Dougie]

Yeah.. I cleared it with him. He's cool with it.

[crimethink]

Dougie, YOU calm down. And, as you seem unaware of the Rules, you must also take a drink.

[crimethink]

Guy Montag,

Dave Weigel was probably out for a milkshake when the arrangements were made, just as he was when they finally posted a story about Jim Webb's gun shenanigans.

But you can be certain he'll twist it to favor his nefarious agenda, oh yes...

[jgray]

crimethink:
what the hell's Kerry's 'ilk' got to do with it? huh? HUH?

[Dave Weigel]

Dave Weigel was probably out for a milkshake when the arrangements were made, just as he was when they finally posted a story about Jim Webb's gun shenanigans.

Damn, I wish my schedule allowed so many milkshake breaks. It doesn't, sadly.

[Dougie]

What are the rules? 'Cause I'm not really thirsty.

[crimethink]

Dougie,

That's the point, you don't have to be thirsty to drink. Unless you're underage, in which case all of us here at H&R ostensibly encourage you to respect your state and local laws.

Others are better authorities on the Rules than myself, but I believe one rule is that when anyone gives libertarians advice on what they need to do to be politically successful, everyone must drink.

[crimethink]

jgray,

What can I say, I like Kerry's ilk.

[crimethink]

Dave Weigel,

That's a shame. I mean, what's the point of implementing an insidious plot leading to world domination if you can't enjoy a simple milkshake now and then?

[Guy Montag]

If he drinks any more milkshakes he will be as big around as his boss.

[Doddering Oggler]

Will she be wearing the freckles?

[mediageek]

Yes, but does Weigel's milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

That, I think, is the question of our age.

[Guy Montag]

I have been awake for Red Eye on a regular basis, but I fear I might not be this morning, so I finally went through the chore of figuring out that VCR function on Comcast. Hope this works. First time I have tried in about 5 years of having the service.

[crimethink]

Guy,

I don't know, Ted Kennedy is pretty big around.

[Guy Montag]

Yes, but does Weigel's milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Check with Jeff Gordon and his fans.

[heckler]

Get it? 'cuz Jeff Gordon's one of them homos! Now, that's funny!

[Jeff Fan]

Miss Thang Heckler,

"Get it? 'cuz Jeff Gordon's one of them homos! Now, that's funny!"

Hey you tacky bitch! Stop saying that jiz 'bout the Jeff posse. I ain't got no time fo yo hatin'

It takes me at least three strawberry shakes to get the taste out my mouth form the Jeff circle.

[Heh. Heh-heh.]

Kerry is going to be on the boob tube

[kevrob]

Jeff Gordon? Those "Rainbow Warrior" paintschemes on his cars weren't just DuPont trying to increase sales, I tell you what!

Kevin

[MarkV]

Just for your entertainment:

Two science stories made the news on the very same day:

Scientists discovered kryptonite in a mine in Serbia:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070424/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_kryptonite

Astronomers discover an Earthlike planet around a nearby star. The planet orbits a red sun.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070425/ap_on_sc/habitable_planet

Make of this what you will.....

[Ed McMahon]

I don't know, Ted Kennedy is pretty big around.

Hi-oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[kevrob]

Mark, the gravity on 581c is only 1.6 times Earth-normal. That ain't Krypton, and Gliese 581 ain't Rao. (Unless that star used to be a red giant, and what's left of the planet is the remnant of a much bigger rock that blowed up real good.)

Jadarite isn't Kryptonite, either. Superman Returns isn't comic book canon. Many four-color afficianados hold it in about as much regard as The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Kevin

[Andy Levy]

regardless of what you think of the show, kerry kicked ass.

[TLB]

Going from the story about "CaptainAmerica" having a burrito in his pants AtABar, she segued effortlessly into a LouDobbs/BorderFence joke.

Boy, you people are obsessed, aren't you?

Will she get a bonus for her "joke"?

Bonus fun link: take the Libertarian Quiz!

[Jonathan Hohensee]

The guy from Stuff looks like a tool

[Shellen]

More Rules. Don't speak to a man first. Never accept a Saturday night date after Wednesday. Don't call a man and rarely return his calls.

[Andy Levy]

hey tlb, i took your quiz - turns out i think you're kind of a bigot, so i guess i passed!

[emerson]

If that is Andy Levy, they need to put you on the whole show. So that you can mercilessly rip on Rachael even more. What is with that woman?

[emerson]

TLB-
That quiz changed my mind about immigration. You are so, so clever and wise.

Gratefully,
emerson

[Stevo Darkly]

My favorite part of the show was when Kerry and Emily stripped down to their panties for a girl-girl tickle-fight.

Those of you who didn't see the show, missed it.

[NP]

No offense to Ms. Howley, but this particular Red Eye episode was just as exciting as the latest Lunesta commercial (though, alas, not hypnotic enough to put me in bed earlier).

Who comes up with the topics, by the way?

[Stevo Darkly]

Okay, I missed the program. But that's the show I saw in my head.

[Chuck]

Her photo does not do her justice... hottie.

[Stevo Darkly]

All right. Believe it or not, I actually have some interest in what was said by Ms. Howley and others, but all I have is tantalizing hints at the content from above. Any chance of a transcript or a recap or anything being posted anywhere? Any info appreciated; thanks.

[Guy Montag]

Her photo does not do her justice... hottie.

Robo-hottie. You should see her in person.

I can't retrieve the show either. Guessing I set the recorder for the wrong day or something.

[crimethink]

Stevo,

She could just sit there staring at her navel and most of the guys here would TiVo it. Horndogs.

I don't have TiVo or cable, so unfortunately I could not use this episode to demonstrate my virtue.

[Jonathan Hohensee]

I emailed the show telling them that my TV must be broken because, even though I have it on mute, the colors of Greg Gutfeld's shirt was still too loud.

[Jonathan Hohensee]

get it GET IT?

[SugarFree]

Quote by my wife:

"Christ, she's hot! Why don't more libertarians look like that?"

I told her it was because it was a Jimmy Dean sausage fest around here. Despite the efforts of Karen, smacky, and Jennifer Hit & Run still looks like a D&D convention most the time. (9th level Ranger with a +2 sword of sharpness, so it's not like I'm judging...)

[thoreau]

Guys, be careful what you say about her, or Julian Sanchez might kick your ass.

[Guy Montag]

"Christ, she's hot! Why don't more libertarians look like that?"

The Reasonoid gatherings are the ONLY events I have attended in DC where the worst looking women were nice looking and they just got better.

[tarran]

I think Flight of the Conchords wrote a song about this:

[Sandy]

"Ameriwhores" was a great line, and would make an excellent basis for a Parker & Stone film.

[En passant]

What, no mention of dragging things over broken glass?

[ed]

the worst looking women were nice looking and they just got better

That doesn't have anything to do with alcohol consumption, does it?

[Lamar]

No, really, what will she be talking about?

[dhex]

"6. Since you started taking this quiz, fifty million Mexicans have taken advantage of libertarian open borders policies and have marched unopposed across the garbage-choked New River and have retaken San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and other California and Nevada cities for Mexico."

that's classy! and insane!

[Lamar]

Maybe she will do a bit of spying, with micro-cameras hidden in her hair.

[Andy Levy]

"Who comes up with the topics, by the way?"

The topics are transmitted to us by Karl Rove via the chips the RNC has implanted in everyone at Fox - don't you people read??

(By the way, NP, I don't disagree with your assessment of last nite's show - not one of our "better" ones, through no fault of Kerry's...)

[andy levy]

Oh, for those of you who missed the show, this guy usually posts 10 minute "recaps" on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RedEyeRecap

No idea who he is, or if he's done last nite's yet, but I'm sure he will...

And some clips usually go up here, too: http://www.foxnews.com/redeye

[mediageek]

Wow, Lonewhacko doesn't know shit about the Iranian nuclear program.

Also, he needs to hire some illegals to spell-check his test.

[mediageek]

"Guys, be careful what you say about her, or Julian Sanchez might kick your ass."

He once fought off a guy with an axe.

[emerson]

I respect a guy who says that his own show wasn't very good.

[TLB]

Andy Levy: your comment is just a cheap adhom smear. Are you able to articulate any sort of argument?

[andy levy]

tlb: nope!

[John Tabin]

thoreau: Guys, be careful what you say about her, or Julian Sanchez might kick your ass.

Your information is out of date (but don't worry, they're still friends).

[Gimme the axe]

they're still friends

JS and the guy with the axe? Or was it JS who had the axe?

[Lamar]

Could you post this kind of thing before 5pm when people leave work? I turn into the anti-tech the second I get out of here.

I watched the recap (see Andy Levy post above) and there isn't any Reason writer there. Oh well. Andy Levy: No commentary on why Captain America is packing a burrito in his britches instead of American food? If the answer is that apple pie is too feminine looking, I'll accept that.

[Very special thread]

Andy Levy: in case you change your mind, feel free to use the thread at my name's link.

[John C Jackson 3]

Julian Sanchez might kick your ass, but he still won't fuck you.

And as far as the show....

I had nevr seen this before. It is terrible, very bad. The show is, um..lousy.

Where did they find this guy and what is the point of this show? Is it supposed to be funny? I couldn't tell.

Of Course Howley was good and hot. Bt the show wasn't. This guy just shouted random questions every once in awhile " KERRY! What do YOU think about Home Depot having a sale on laminate flooring this week? Is it a sign that illegal immigrants have taken over the black market candy cotton trade?"

[Blink and you\'ll miss her]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN9H3UquEi0

[Stevo Darkly]

Well, hey, it was 15 seconds of high-cheek-boned elegance.

Thanks to ReasonMagazine for posting the clip.

[Not ReasonMagazine]

Thanks to

You're welcome just the same.