Have You Seen The Size of That Taint?

Sigh. I'm sorry, I can't help it; if Jesse is going to use headlines like "The Federal Taint," I've got to repost this:

Comments

[Malcolm J.]

It’s insane, this guy’s taint.

(or is that too obscure, even for Hit & Run?)

[dhex]

yeah, i got a six inch taint.

[Joshua C.]

Great reference to good o’ Mr. Show, Malcolm.

[Number 6]

Thanks, Julian, for making my day a little more fun.

[fat man at the buffet line]

according to the logic I have a big taint and its getting bigger all the time….

[steveintheknow]

These are the party days!

[Sportin\' Life]

It taint necessarily so.

[Steven Horwitz]

Much more funny than the “notcher” or the “twernt”.

[Stevo Darkly]

“Just how far South will you go, Colonel Lingus?”

“Taint sure!”

[VM]

Fat man:

ah, yes -the dreaded “Taint Creep”.

Stevo:
naughty!

[Kaiser Sosa]

Tainted Love.

[Franklin Harris]

This taint gag has been stretched too far.

[NoStar]

Franklyn H,
Are you suggesting an episiotomy?