Why Is Mort Zuckerman Wearing a Band-Aid on His Forehead Right Now on Fox News Channel?
There's nothing more to this post than that titular question. As I type, the speech-impeded publisher of the New York Daily News and one-time paramour of Gloria Steinem, is yapping about foreign policy while sporting a massive Band-Aid on his voluminous forehead.
Maybe he reread these old but still nasty comments by Slate's Jack Shafer? Could that have prompted spontaneous bleeding?
