UFO Cult's Pleasure Hospital: Come for the Clitoral Restoration, Stay for the Anal Probe

If you've been wondering what the Raelians have been up to since mastering the intricate art of human cloning, 10 Zen Monkeys has the answer:

Rael…has undertaken to single-handedly restore the clitorises (clitori?) of African women disfigured by the tribal ritual of clitoral excision.

The details, such as they are, can be found at the Clitoraid website. Its science may be shaky, but the site gets points for the headlines "Adopt a Clitoris, You Can Help Make History" and "We Will Build the 'Pleasure Hospital.'"