And Let's Replace the Martini With a Shirley Temple

The new Bond, Daniel Craig (who played the Aryan spy on the Israeli assassination team in Munich), complains to Parade that the producers of his first 007 flick decreed that his character could not smoke, lest he set a bad example for the kids. "Here's the reality," Craig says. "I can blow off someone's head at close range and splatter blood, but I can't light a good Cuban."

Chuck Freund anticipated this development several years ago.

[via The Stogie Guys]