It's never too late to wise up…

…but this case may be the exception. Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from Bobby Brown.

Sample some of Reason's (suspiciously ample) Whitney coverage here and here.

Comments

[John]

Is it wrong to take preverse pleasure in "America's sweetheart" Whitney Houston turning into a crack whore? I sure hope not.

[Mike]

I'm for gay marrige, interracial marriage, and even polygamy. But I think we need a constitutional amendment banning celebrity marriage. The time is now.

[rhywun]

Or just ban celebrities and be done with it.

[highnumber]

Osama's crush makes the news, then she files for divorce.
Odd timing, don't you think?

[Osama Bin Laden]

Who'd want Bobby Brown when they could have me instead?

[lunchstealer]

Well, I won't be getting Frank Zappa out of my head for a while...

[Whitney Houston]

Kiss my ass!

[The Wine Commonsewer]

Whitney Houston is proof that disco never really died.

Wonder if Brown has murdered her yet.