If You're Going to See Reason in Amsterdam, Don't Eat the Abandoned Dark Chocolate, Man

As Reason gets ready to decamp to Holland next week for a South Park-infused conference on the "contemporary struggle for freedom in Europe," word of a terrifying new threat arrives via AFP:

Police at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport has released a warning for hallucinogenic dark chocolate bars after a homeless man ate one and confused their uniforms with wedding dresses….

Tests showed the 72 percent cocoa dark chocolate contained psilocine, a mind-altering substance found in hallucinogenic mushrooms and considered to be a hard drug….

Police warned the public to be careful if they found any abandoned dark chocolate: "Don't eat it, you don't know what's in it. Imagine what would happen if a child ate it."

More here, man.