Even Rarer Than a Two-Horned Unicorn

The New York Times has spotted a "Passionate Lieberman." No sign yet of a Madcap Gore, a Scintillating Kerry, or a Drunken Hatch.

Update: While the national edition of the Times refers to Lieberman as "passionate" in the headline over the story, the adjective is missing from the online version. Apparently a copyeditor caught the obvious mistake.