The Cuban People's Revolution Has Truly Succeeded…

…Otherwise, how could an illegitimate soldier's son who barely grew up in the lap of luxury and didn't even manage to wash out of Major League Baseball make it on Forbes' list of the richest world leaders three years in a row? Congratulations, Fidel.

Fair and balanced: Castro, a river to his people, says it's all a crock—he's poor as a churchmouse.