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Hotter Than Ken Starr!

Kerry Howley | 11.18.2005 4:07 PM

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People names Plamegate M.C. Patrick Fitzgerald one of the Sexiest Men Alive.

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Kerry Howley is author of Bottoms Up and the Devil Laughs: A Journey Through the Deep State.

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  1. sage   20 years ago

    What about that sweaty bald guy, over there flexing his ass?

  2. Bananas   20 years ago

    As a straight man, i don't see what anyone would see "sexy" in him, besides the ability to ruin peoples lives (rightfully or wrongfully so). maybe it is that "power" thing

  3. fyodor   20 years ago

    HEY, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH LIBERTARIANISM???

    Aren't you glad we don't get posts like this anymore?

  4. NoStar   20 years ago

    Yeah but, what does it have to do with...

  5. Lowdog   20 years ago

    I'm cancelling my subscription. 🙂

  6. Rhywun   20 years ago

    fyodor,

    You should quit before you embarras yourself any further.

  7. Call me snake   20 years ago

    What the hell does this have to do with libertarianism?

    Anyway, this is clearly an example of People's intrinsic leftist bias. The exclusion of the independent counsels from the Clinton years conclusively proves this.

  8. Rhywun   20 years ago

    And before I *embarrass* myself with my misspellings.

  9. nancy   20 years ago

    He's sexy because he seems able to keep a secret for a loooonnnggg time. Oh, and he's tall. And wears suits.

  10. thoreau does an impression   20 years ago

    Since we're all doing impersonations today...

    In my experience, I've always found that the decision-makers at popular magazines award these titles without regard to ideology. People who think that this is an example of bias have obviously never written for a pop culture magazine before.

    Also, it is funny to hear people think that Fitzgerald is motivated by ideology. I find that special prosecutors are motivated by a mixture of genuine committment and career ambition, not by partisan bias. There are no memes involved. To one who knows how these things work, it is amusing to hear the narratives that they try to impose.

  11. theOneState   20 years ago

    Kerry, you really could have warned us about the headline:

    "U.S. attorney suddenly too sexy for his legal briefs"

  12. NoStar   20 years ago

    What does this have to do with The Friday Fun Link?

  13. Jim Walsh   20 years ago

    What the hell does this have to do with libertarianism?

    It's posted here on a libertarian website, you big silly...

  14. fyodor   20 years ago

    Remember Denver-oids, come to the Rock Bottom on the 16th Street Mall tomorrow at 6:30, and you'll get to see me embarass my ass in person!!!

  15. sage   20 years ago

    Hey fyodor, you an Avalanche fan? How 'bout that Marek Svatos! Man can he find the back of the net!

  16. David Howard   20 years ago

    Google: "Arrest Bush 41"

  17. fyodor   20 years ago

    sage,

    Oddly enough (and yes I'm odd), the only sports team I follow is the local NFL franchise. I can tell you more about the Bronc's scrubs than the Av's stars.

  18. fyodor   20 years ago

    sage,

    Oddly enough (and yes I'm odd), the only sports team I follow is the local NFL franchise. I can tell you more about the Bronc's scrubs than the Av's stars.

  19. sage   20 years ago

    Hey, what did I say about Svatos? He scored the game-winner tonight against Anaheim.

  20. Stevo Darkly   20 years ago

    I see my name is not on the list again.

    This is so rigged.

  21. loosley   20 years ago

    damn liberal media

  22. thoreau   20 years ago

    Stevo-

    You should lobby Reason to do its own list of sexiest men alive. And if Reason won't do it, maybe grylliade will.

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