What's a Little Bear-Pedophilia Between White House Staff?

As a big fan of holding politicians' creepy sex-fiction against them, I am pleased to pass along news that Scooter Libby's imagination is a deer-fucker.

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[smacky]

I’m confused.

[/whimper]

[Sandy]

That’s one count of being a bear pedophile, and one count of being an accessory to being a bear pedophile.

[NoStar]

Ah, it takes me back to my adolescence, when a softly spoken phrase “give me your hump” could send my 7th grade friends into uncontrollable fits of giggles during English class.

[Tom Crick]

This isn’t the first reference to Republican bestiality I’ve seen this year. …I remember some anti-abortion activist confessed publicly to what Cavanaugh termed…well…”jackassery.”

http://www.reason.com/hitandrun/2005/05/piece_of_ass.shtml

If I’m not mistaken, both the anti-abortion activist and Scooter are from Texas! Now is that just a coincidence?

…I don’t think so!

[mediageek]

I’m all for getting one’s kink on, but seriously.

What

The

Hell?

Is this honestly what passes for hot action in the minds of our DC overlords?

[Don Mynack]

Note to self: Must pick up jaw from floor now.

[duncan]

Man, Japanese hentai authors got nothing on the Republicans…

[RA]

Tommorow we will delve into the non-fiction world of the ACLU and their liberal Democrat fellow travelers. How is the ACLU doing on getting NAMBLA’s agenda of legal child molestation enacted through the liberal courts?

Since Chuck Shummer is into asking questions about Sam Alito, I believe the question should be asked “is Chuck Shummer a child molester?”. Because his association with the pedofilia group, the ACLU, does that mean Chuck Shummer likes little boys? This is as fair a question as his about Sam Alito.

[Jules Winfield]

Tommorow we will delve into the non-fiction world of the ACLU and their liberal Democrat fellow travelers. How is the ACLU doing on getting NAMBLA’s agenda of legal child molestation enacted through the liberal courts?

Since Chuck Shummer is into asking questions about Sam Alito, I believe the question should be asked “is Chuck Shummer a child molester?”. Because his association with the pedofilia group, the ACLU, does that mean Chuck Shummer likes little boys? This is as fair a question as his about Sam Alito.

Comment by: RA at November 1, 2005 01:53 PM

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO. YOU. SPEAK. IT?

[Brian]

Don’t forget “Man on Dog” Santorum, and that other guy with the turtles. And the Sen. from Oklahomo, Coburn?, with the high school girls getting sappho in the restroom.

Freaky ass bunch, those republicans.

[Bill Engvall]

RA, here’s your sign.

[Lupo]

I guess Hunter S. Thompson wasn’t too far off when he called most politicians “pig fuckers”.

[mediageek]

Since RA doesn’t seem to find any problem with this stuff, one wonders if the thought of fucking a dead deer gets him all turgid.

/I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Abdul]

The worst Republican erotica is that Tom Clancy book where Jack Ryan battles erectile dysfunction and finally overcomes it to bang his wife.

Only a republican would think writing about sex with one’s own spouse is sexy.

[mediageek]

Only a republican would think writing about sex with one’s own spouse is sexy.

Yes, but then there’s the difference between writing, and doing. Just ask Tom Clancy ’bout that!

[Shem]

In one of Lynne Cheney’s books, a Republican vice-president dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress.

Wow. Wishful thinking much?

The next time some fundie accuses me of being a libertine I’m just gonna laugh and laugh…

[Brett]

Ok, I keep waiting for somebody to tell me that this was a gag, that no DC politician wrote that. I’m waiting…

[The Wine Commonsewer]

Shem, fundies don’t read shit like that.

Jules, yer shouting, man.

Face it, most sex in books is about as erotic as doing a plastic chair. What literary agents, publishers, and authors presume interests the rest of us, is generally off target. In SCOOTER’S case, that would be really off target and yet another reason why he should be shotgunned (besides for having that dumb ass name).

Note to the federales, I am just kidding. This is not a threat it is called wild hyperbole. Besides, I meant the kind of shotgunning you do with both ends of a beer can being open to the wind.

[Masturbating Bear]

That’s hot.

[smacky]

Lol!

*sigh*

I miss the old Conan O’ Brian with Andy Richter.

[Steven Crane]

Don’t worry, smacky. One day, your dreams will come true, and Conan will hire Bruce Campbell to be his sidekick.

[ralphus]

smacky,

My favorite was when they tried to get him to quit masturbating and he took up smoking. But of course he couldn’t stop masturbating so he smoked and masturbated simultaneously. Which also happens to be my favorite pastime.

[j-girl]

It’s true. Republicans are freaky. You can pick up a couple operatives in suits at a random bar and get them into all sorts of compromising positions.

Like the New Yorker quote said, it’s surprising they don’t just get caught, like the Tories do.

[Shem]

besides for having that dumb ass name

Agreed. The only acceptable reason for a grown man to be caalled “Scooter” is if he’s in prision for bashing a man to death with one of those razor scooters.

[Stevo Darkly]

Don’t worry, smacky. One day, your dreams will come true, and Conan will hire Bruce Campbell to be his sidekick.

Might as well get John Clees and Robert Redford on there and call it “The Chin and Jaw Festival Hour.”

My favorite was when they tried to get him to quit masturbating and he took up smoking. But of course he couldn’t stop masturbating so he smoked and masturbated simultaneously. Which also happens to be my favorite pastime.

My God, that’s dangerous! Some day you’re going to set fire to your penis!

[ralphus]

Stevo,

Someday was last tuesday.

Lucky for me bactine doubles as a lubricant.

[Stevo Darkly]

I’ll bet your ashtrays are rather disgusting, also.

[Tom Crick]

I see everyone ignored my Texans are a bunch of jackass humping maniacs comment. …Man, I never would have put it to a bunch of libertarians to jump on the NIMBY bandwagon…

…but when some dumb as dirt Texan moves in next to you with his big hat and his stuffed deer and his oversized dog, suddenly it’s a crisis and you want the government to do something about it…

I’m not saying they shouldn’t be allowed across their borders; in fact, I’m pretty much an open borders kinda guy. …but I can’t be the first one to notice that there seem to be a lot of Texans out there who’d just as soon hump a cow as eat one.

…No offense, in some countries, people eat dogs rather than… It’s cultural. I’m just sayin’ that like them, Texans should have their own country with their own elections, etc. and it might as well be Texas–that’s all.

[Anita Bath]

“‘In one of Lynne Cheney’s books, a Republican vice-president dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress.’

“Wow. Wishful thinking much?”

I haven’t read Mrs. Cheney’s book, but I would suspect that the part about the vice-president dying in the sack is based on the reports that something similar happened to Nelson Rockefeller when he was Vice President.

[Anita Bath]

(Caution: The site I link to contains a cheesy soundtrack.)

[Tom Crick]

That’s an interesting story Anita. …but the next time you link to a story about someone having sex, make it one with a “happy ending.”

[mediageek]

Ha ha.

Did anyone see the episode of “Robot Chicken” that had a happy ending?

[smacky]

Did anyone see the episode of “Robot Chicken” that had a happy ending?

mediageek,

Yeah, I actually saw that episode at my hotel in DC a few weeks ago.

In my hometown, a suburb of Cleveland, we actually have an Asian sex shop masquerading as a massage parlor. Their ‘Open’ sign is always on late at night, but for some reason they are always mysteriously booked up whenever a female calls to make an appointment. Strangely enough, the mostly-male police force hasn’t done anything about it, to my knowledge.