If It's January, It Must Be Mrs. Clare Booth Luce…

The very conservative Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute is shilling for its 2006 "pin-up calendar", featuring such right-wing "eye candy" as "everybody's favorite gun-rights advocate, Shemane Nugent, wife of rock legend Ted Nugent….New York ladies' magazine magnate Myrna Blyth…syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin…Virginia Republican Party Chairman Kate Obenshain Griffin…popular MSNBC host Monica Crowley…and last but never least…Ann Coulter, who requires no introduction."

All quotes from the Wash Times write-up of same. Order here.

Comments

[Peter K.]

Any of them showing pink?

[Number 6]

Great. Now I'm picturing Michelle Malkin in all sorts of filthy, degrading poses. Repulsive, but amusing in its own way.

[SR]

"Now I'm picturing Michelle Malkin in all sorts of filthy, degrading poses."

Ah, so you're picturing her writing a book justifying the internment of Japanese-Americans?

[Rich Ard]

But do they sell dartboards?

[Rich Ard]

And to borrow from the FARK.com forum:

"This thread is worthless without pics."

[Henry]

Ann Coulter "eye candy"? I guess, if you are into fag hags who look like they just walked out of Daucau or chemotherapy.

[poco]

I didn't know Clare Boothe Luce (long-dead author of the funny but un-/pre-feminist '30s play The Women) had any policies besides not wearing white after Labor Day, let alone a whole institute. Tho I do remember hearing about her and Henry taking LSD a few years before it was criminalized.

[Henry]

Dachau--forgive me, I type like Ann fulminates: furiously and incoherently.

[Henry]

"Tho I do remember hearing about her and Henry taking LSD a few years before it was criminalized."

Yeah, we had a great time.

Actually, this must have been a real hoot to see, sort of like the Jackie Gleason "acid trip" in Skidoo.

[Don Mynack]

Any of them showing pink?

Still laughing at this one! LOL!

[RandMan]

I wonder if they have a pic of Phyllis Schafly in a teddy? hubba hubba LOL

[Matt Welch]

I didn't realize The Nuge married a shemale....

[scottp]

Shemane Nugent, wife of rock legend Ted Nugent....

Rock legend? That's stretching it a bit, isn't it?

[wsdave]

Hey, even Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster are legend....

[Britton]

Malkin is a hottie. You can keep the rest of them.