Kelo: A Solution

If I'm reading the Supreme Court correctly, if I conduct abortions on my property I'm pretty much untouchable, access to abortions being a fundamental right and all. At least I'd get some kinda strict scrutiny from the courts when the local fascists* come calling.

The big ol' stirrup chair will clash with the dinette, but you do what you have to do.

(*Sorry, I don't know what else to call the illusion of property rights, utterly subjugated to state and corporate aims.)