This Space Left Intentionally Fat-Pun Free

Amptoons has a lenghty response to Cathy Young's column from last week on the dueling studies showing a little extra pudge is (or isn't) hazardous to your health. I just keep waiting for a study that finally proves chain smoking, Sapphire & tonics, and a sedentary lifestyle are the keys to fitness and longevity. Is that so much to ask?