Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves

She's a right-on chick, a feminist icon willing to endure the slings and arrows of our bluenosed society. She's a righteous woman, following her bliss in the face of timid patriarchal morality. She's Mary Kay Letourneau, statutory rapist and erstwhile sixth-grade teacher, and she's got a zany Valentine for you: After a lengthy pre-engagement, Letourneau, 43, will marry lover and former student Vili Fualaau, 22, father of two of Letourneau's children.

Given the age difference and unusual circumstances, you may have more than a few questions about the viability of this match, but consider that the bride and groom to be have already endured seven and a half years of state-mandated separation, the scorn of a nation, and the end of Letourneau's teaching career. After all that, things have got to get easier…right?

Buy the happy couple a gift: The Smoking Gun has their bridal registry.