The Dapper Rapper of Iran
Turns out that mullahcratic Iran has an "official" rap singer, or at least a tolerated one. He's Shahkar Binesh-Pajouh, aka the "Dapper Rapper." The BBC reports that he "uses rap music mixed with Persian classical poetry in order to criticise poverty, unemployment, and the chi-chi women of Tehran wearing too much make-up under their chiffon headscarves."
If Binesh-Pajouh is rapping against women who are too chi-chi under their chadoors, then it's not very surprising that he's been permitted to release an album (albeit after four years of delays). Rapper Shahkar's most anti-revolutionary message, suggests the Beeb, is that there is too much social mobility. "The problem is in Iranian society," he says. "Social classes are all mixed up and not as clear cut as before the revolution."
Reporter Frances Harrison couldn't find many (well, any) fans to quote, but says the album has sold well. Perhaps it's the novelty. There's even some disagreement about whether Binesh-Pajouh's stuff is really rap. Maybe it is, or maybe it's rap the same way Krokodil was humor, and for the same reason.
Krokodil was the "humor" magazine of the Soviet regime. Its purpose wasn't to be funny; it existed to serve the regime's purposes. Sometimes it offered a safety valve by making jokes about internal problems, like the shortage of goods. But its real value lay in deriding whatever the regime didn't like at any given time, including the USSR's own cultural dissidents.
Here's a Dapper Rapper lyric: "She spends all day in the hairdresser, out partying till midnight, puts on loads of make-up, eats pizza and more than anything else she cares about her lipstick and lip liner."
Pizza? Anyway, Binesh-Pajouh apparently lives pretty well himself. He doesn't have to live like a rapper, he says, to sing like one.
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The Iranian fast food industry is dominated by hamburger and pizza shops; kebabs are for tourists. When I arrived at the Kerman airport from Tehran, I was greeted by several billboards for KFC -- Kerman Fried Chicken.
The mullahs are anti-PIZZA?
Damn you, Khomeni...!
Okay, but is he any worse than a French rapper?
http://tools.search.yahoo.com/language/translation/translatedPage.php?tt=url&text=http%3a//www.paroles.net/chansons/28195.htm&lp=fr_en&.intl=us
Maybe "pizza" in Iran is used the same way "latte" is used here to designate effete decadence and an unwholesome foreign influence.
I remember reading on some Iranian blog last year that Sean-Paul is big in Iran. Regardless, I suspect that the amount of bootlegged Western media that's flooded the country has made the pizza-rapper a sideshow at most.
I am reminded of the song "Lose Your Improper Unorthodox Nontraditional Self!" by Al-Eminem:
(Speaking)
Look .. if, inshallah, you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted -- one moment -- would you capture it ... or just let it slip?
Yalla ...
(Rapping)
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit already upon his burnoose
Mom's cous-cous ...
State-sponsored rap?
That's it, it's time to invade! Some things are just inexcusable! ;->
Maybe Sacha Cohen (aka "Ali G") could do some interviews of the various Mullahs (he could switch from Borat to Ali G). 🙂
they say Shahkar you know you're really funny lookin'
that's alright cause I get things cookin'
Shahkar? Suckar!
Kevin
Okay, but is he any worse than a French rapper?
As I clicked on the "comments" link, French rappers were precisely what I was thinking of. (I'd been listening to one on the radio on the way home. D?g!)
Some languages just aren't made for rap.
English is. Panjabi is. But French, Italian, German... It just all sounds so silly.
Too much social mobility?
Yes, yes, because the poor should always be poor. It keeps them closer to god.
(That sound you're hearing, that's me banging my head against the table so I can stop the pain.)
Xmas,
Don't worry. Iran's regime is not going to last much longer. The seeds of freedom have already begun to sprout.