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Time to Switch to Hard Liquor

Julian Sanchez | 11.2.2004 11:53 PM

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That way if Kerry somehow turns it around, I may actually be able to work up some active enthusiasm. Or at least a golf clap. And if goes Bush, I'll be appropriately stinking drunk preemptively. Call it the Bush doctrine of electoral inebriation. Because we can't wait for the threat to become imminent.

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Julian Sanchez is a contributing editor at Reason.

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