"Allah Made Me Funny"

Among the challenges facing Islam in America is this one: If you're a Muslim comedian, the audiences you're supposed to amuse are probably sober …

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[kevrob]

Take my wives, inshallah.

Kevin

[Curtis]

Thanks. I enjoyed the article.

[NoStar]

Remember Michael Jackson's short lived membership in the Nation of Islam? Man, was he disappointed when he realized he wasn't suppose to "prey" five times a day. Ba-dum bump!

(Yeah, I know I used that joke once before, but I'm proud of that one. Consider it part of an overall recycling effort.)

[Curtis]

Keep 'em coming, NoStar. I liked it.

[Tim Cavanaugh]

For my money, Jai al-Leno is still the greatest Muslim comedian.

[Torquemada]

"I just flew in from New York, and, boy, is my ass sore!" (from all those body-cavity searches, you see)

"This politician was campaigning in a Muslim neighborhood, and he said that, if elected, he'd bring home the bacon. So we lynched the candidate. We don't take kindly to threats like that."

"Muslim audiences are tough. If they think your jokes are blasphemous, they'll kill you on the spot. I mean, when you die on stage, you really *die* on stage."

"A suicide bomber blew himself up so that he could go to Paradise and get his 39 virgins. But the explosion was so powerful that when he got to Paradise he realized that his sex organs hadn't made it up there with him. Not only that, his voice was now so high-pitched that they thought *he* was one of the virgins. And you thought the body-cavity searches make you sore!"

"So a a priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. blah, blah, blah, and the quadriplegic says, 'I rang the doorbell,didn't I?"

[Torquemada]

"Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. Don't forget to pay your *zakat.* Good night, everybody!"

[David T]

But Syria-sly, folks...

[Douglas Fletcher]

Oh, stop fallujaing around...

[Rodney]

"Knock, knock."

"Who is knocking on my tent during this sacred hour?"

"Islamabad."

"Islamabad who?"

"Islamabad? Then you must BEAT the llama!"

"Yes, in the name of the Prophet, it shall be done!"

[Ironchef]

I could've gone!

[mobile]

Saw a stand-up comic in Reno who was half Irish, half Lebanese:

"After we make the Molotov cocktails, we drink them!"

[JDM]

Rodney wins.

[B.P.]

I love it when the BBC sends a correspondent to the American south on an anthropology field trip.

[Stevo]

"Knock, knock!"

"Who is there?"

"Kahb."

"Kahb who?"

"I think you mean 'whom'."

"No, 'Kahb whom'--"

"KABOOM?! O my brother! If you would blow yourself up over a disagreement about grammar, what hope is there for peace in the Middle East?"

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"Knock, knock!"

"Who is there?"

"Impatient suicide bomber."

"Impatient su--?"

"KABOOM!"

Thank, my brothers! Peace be upon you. I am here all week. Remember to tip your immoral wine-serving temptresses. Enjoy the lamb.

[Stevo]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Arab Street?

A: The Jewish Mossad was behind such a thing, this is undeniably true.

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